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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Island Cold Brew

Island Cold Brew is what happens when your barista and your

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Island Cookies

Island Cookies is Hawaiian Budline’s edible-shaped tranquili

THC 30-40%

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🏝️ Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Island Cooler

Island Cooler is what happens when breeders try to bottle a

THC 17-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Island Eisbaer

Island Eisbaer is what happens when a polar bear vacations i

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Indica (but acts like a beach-vacation hybrid)

Island Freeze

Island Freeze is what happens when a snow-cone machine and a

THC 18-25%

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🏝️ Sativa

Island Girl

Imagine getting slapped by a coconut with a PhD in motivatio

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Island Goat Cheese

Island Goat Cheese is what happens when breeders let their c

THC 18-22%

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🏝️ Couch-Lock Coconut

Island Kush

Island Kush is what happens when Bubba Kush decides it needs

THC 20%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Island Lady X Haze

El Clandestino’s Island Lady X Haze is the botanical equival

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Citrus Grenade

Island Lime Haze

Meet Island Lime Haze—the strain that convinced your brain i

THC 18-26%

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🍋 Sativa-leaning Citrus Missile

Island Lime Haze X Super Lemon Haze

Imagine main-lining a 7-Eleven Slurpee that went to grad sch

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Island Mango Kush

Imagine sipping a mango smoothie and then getting drop-kicke

THC 20-23%

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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Island Mimosa

Island Mimosa is what happens when Twenty 20 Genetics skips

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Island Mountain Headband

Rebel Grown’s lovechild of OG Kush and Sour Diesel, this str

THC 20%

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🏝️ Balanced Hybrid

Island Oasis

Island Oasis is the strain equivalent of a piña colada in ed

THC 18-25%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Cruise

Island OG

Island OG is the botanical equivalent of a first-class upgra

THC 18%

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🟣 Canadian Couch-Lock Lite

Island Pink Kush CBD

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket dipped in cott

THC 6-10%

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🟢 Tropical Rocket Fuel Sativa

Island Poison

Island Poison is what happens when a Jamaican beach party an

THC 20-30%

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🌴 50/50 Tropical Hybrid

Island Punch

Island Punch is what happens when The Cali Connection asks,

THC 20%

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🍹 Tropical Hybrid Punch

Island Punch

Island Punch is what happens when your beach vacation gets g

THC 18-26%

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🏝️ Tropical Auto-Hybrid

Island Punch Auto

Island Punch Auto is what happens when breeders trap a Carib

THC 20%

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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid

Island Spice by Weaving Genetics

Island Spice is what happens when breeders trap a Caribbean

THC 18-24%

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🌴 Tropical Sativa

Island Storm

Island Storm is what happens when a Hawaiian vacation and a

THC 14-19%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Island Sweet Diesel

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners that

THC 18%

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🥥 Pure Sativa

Island Sweet Pie

Imagine your grandma’s pie got drunk on piña coladas and dec

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa (Hide Your Couch)

Island Sweet Skunk

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 18%

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🟢 Tropical Sativa

Island Sweet Skunk

Island Sweet Skunk is basically if a pineapple went to colle

THC 18%

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🟢 Tropical Sativa

Island Sweet Skunk

Imagine if a skunk got drunk on piña coladas and decided to

THC 18%

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🔥 Tropical Sativa Powerhouse

Island Sweet Skunk

Island Sweet Skunk is what happens when a 90s skunk strain g

THC 18%

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🟢 CBD-Rich Canadian Sativa in Disguise

Island Sweet Skunk CBD

The strain that makes you feel like you just hot-boxed a fru

THC 23%

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🟣 Indica (but makes you question reality anyway)

Island Sweet Skunk Remix

Lucky 13 Seed Company took a classic skunk, sent it on a Car

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa Rocket Ship

Island Sweet Skunk x ATF

Like Red Bull mixed with tropical fruit salad and a dare. Th

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Island Sweet Skunk x BC Skunk

Imagine if a Caribbean vacation and a Canadian barn had a ba

THC 18%

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🔆 Hyperdrive Sativa

Island Sweet Skunk x Celestial Temple Sativa

Bred by the overachievers at Federation Seed Company, this 1

THC 18%

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🟢 Full Sativa Hurricane

Island Sweet Skunk x Jamaican

Imagine your brain took a vacation to Jamaica, drank three R

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. Daytime Rocket Fuel)

Island Sweet Skunk x Purple Shaman

Imagine a Jamaican vacation where your tour guide is a spray

THC 18%

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🏖️ Vacation-Mode Hybrid

Island Time

Island Time is the cannabis equivalent of putting your Slack

THC 15-25%

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🥥 Tropical Sativa Overachiever

Island Tour

Island Tour is what happens when a vacation brochure gets hi

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Island Treatz

Island Treatz is the cannabis equivalent of a timeshare pres

THC 18%

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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid That Won't Make You Hate People

Island Way Sorbet

Imagine if your weed went to the Bahamas without you and cam

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Isles Skunk

Isles Skunk is what happens when Unicorn Boys Genetics decid

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

It's a Trap

Named after Admiral Ackbar’s favorite warning and engineered

THC 18%

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🍌 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

It's Bananas

Imagine smoking a banana that moonlights as a stand-up comed

THC 20-30%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Leviathan

It's Blucifer

Meet the strain that turns your living room into the ninth c

THC 20%

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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

It's Fire

Jinxproof Genetics named this one 'It's Fire' because appare

THC 25-30%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

It's Hashy

Meet the strain that proves sativas can still party like it'

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

It's It

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a Christmas tree had a to

THC 22-25%

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🟣 Indica (But Pretends to be a Hybrid)

It's It Punch

Imagine your grandma's fruit punch got roofied by a Christma

THC 18-22%