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🟣 Couch-Locked Cosmic Couch

Intergalactic

Intergalactic is Exotic Genetix' attempt to put the entire u

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Intergalactic

Intergalactic is the indica that launches your brain into lo

THC 22%

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🚀 Hybrid (AKA IG-11, the pheno that won the Hunger Games)

Intergalactic Eleven

IG-11 is what happens when a breeder runs 300 seeds, picks #

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 60/40 Cosmic Hybrid

Intergalactic Lot Lizard

This 60/40 hybrid from Beyond Hype Seed Co sounds like it sh

THC 18%

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🛸 Skunk-Forward Hybrid

Intergalactic Skunk

Intergalactic Skunk is what happens when classic roadkill fu

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

International Space Station

A strain so balanced it could referee a divorce. Internation

THC 18%

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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

International Space Station

Named after humanity's most expensive bong, International Sp

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Interspecies Erotica

Named after the cinematic masterpiece "Clerks 2," this bouti

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Interstate Pimping

This 25%+ THC indica from GibbsKutz Genetics is basically a

THC 25-28%

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🌌 Balanced Hybrid

Interstellar by Flip Side

Interstellar is Flip Side’s cosmic attempt at pleasing both

THC 18%

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⚫ Indica

Intimidator OG

Intimidator OG sounds like it’ll put you in a headlock, but

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Into The Mystic

Happy Bird Seeds spent more time breeding this than most peo

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Introduction

Meet Introduction—Gage Green Genetics' idea of a first impre

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Invader Zim

Named after a cartoon space tyrant, this 22% THC indica does

THC 22%

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🟣 Full-Fledged Couch Magnet

Invidia

Invidia is the strain that makes your neighbor's Cookies loo

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Inzane

Inzane is what happens when Ethos Genetics decides your nerv

THC 28%

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🔵 Pocket-Sized Indica

Inzane Auto

Meet Inzane Auto, the strain for people who want to get bake

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Inzane Cherry

Imagine a cherry pie that got possessed by a tranquilizer da

THC 18%

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🔥 Straight-Up Sativa

Inzane In The Membrane

Named after the 1991 Cypress Hill banger, this 22% THC sativ

THC 22%

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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Inzane In The Membrane

Named after a song your older cousin still quotes, this sati

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

Inzane Orgasm

Named like an adult film award, Inzane Orgasm is the indica

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Ioncannon

Ioncannon sounds like it should obliterate your living room,

THC 18-23%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Ipanema

Named after the beach where people lie motionless anyway, Ip

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ipanema Kush

Eureka Seeds basically bottled a Rio sunset, minus the overp

THC 18%

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🟢 Government-Issued Sativa

Ipot

Ipot is Ministry of Cannabis’ attempt at making a sativa so

THC 18%

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🪕 Persian Power Hybrid

Iran by The Landrace Team

This isn’t your uncle’s brick weed from the 90s—this is the

THC 20-25%

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🟤 Persian Rug of Weed

Iran Hybrid

Iran Hybrid is the strain that finally achieved nuclear déte

THC 18%

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🔮 Ancient Couch-Lock Indica

Iran Indica by Originals

This isn't your cousin's basement weed—it's a 3,000-year-old

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Iran Shiraz

Iran Shiraz is the cannabis equivalent of a Persian rug—anci

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Iran Yazd

Iran Yazd is basically what happens when 1000-year-old Persi

THC 18%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Iranian

Meet your new passport to horizontal living. Iranian is the

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Iranian Auto Flower

Meet the strain that flowers in 8-9 weeks because even plant

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Level: Expert

Iranian Bubba Kush

This isn't your uncle's basement brick weed. Iranian Bubba K

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Diplomat

Iranian Chemdawg by Dr. Greenthumb

When Persian hashish met American garage-lab gasoline, the l

THC 20%

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🟢 Straight Sativa

Iranian Cindy 99

Iranian Cindy 99 is what happens when Dr. Greenthumb decides

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Indica

Iranian Diesel

Dr. Greenthumb's Iranian Diesel is what happens when Middle

THC 18%

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🕊️ Old-School Indica

Iranian Dove

Iranian Dove is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Iranian Early Flower Bx2

Iranian Early Flower Bx2 is what happens when Oregon nerds m

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Iranian G13 by Dr. Greenthumb

Like getting body-slammed by a Persian rug salesman who moon

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Iranian Haze

Iranian Haze is Dr. Greenthumb’s love letter to old-school M

THC 20-24%

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🇮🇷 Hybrid with Diplomatic Immunity

Iranian OG Kush

Meet the strain that’s basically a peace summit between Tehr

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Iraqi 66

Meet Iraqi 66, Bodhi Seeds’ love letter to the Mesopotamian

THC 15-25%

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🌅 Sativa

Iraqi Haze

Iraqi Haze is White Buffalo’s diplomatic mission to get your

THC 18%

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🌍 Heritage Hybrid

Iraqi Pilgrim

Iraqi Pilgrim is what happens when Indiana Jones discovers c

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Iraqi Triangle

Imagine if Saddam's secret stash got a Silicon Valley makeov

THC 20%

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👽 Couch-Lock Commander

Irene Alien OG

Obsoul33t Genetics' love child of Sour Apple and pure indica

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Irene Apricot

Clone Only’s Irene Apricot is the indica that shows up in si

THC 18%

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⚡ Gas-Powered Hybrid

Irene Banger

Irene Banger is Karma Genetics’ love letter to anyone who th

THC 19-25%