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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60% Sativa, 40% Indica)

Jeepers Sleepers by Terpking

Jeepers Sleepers is that friend who shows up with a 3-hour c

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Candy-Coated Couch Magnet

Jeeter Double Rainbow

Imagine if a bag of tropical Skittles became sentient, knock

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica Boss Mode

Jefe XL

Meet Jefe XL—the strain that hits like a middle-manager who

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jeff County Kush

Jeff County Kush is Monster Flowers’ love letter to anyone w

THC 20%
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🔵 Indica

Jeff's Apartment

Named after that one friend whose studio smells like Nag Cha

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Jekke

Meet Jekke—the strain that makes espresso look like chamomil

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Jekke Auto

Meet Jekke Auto, the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving c

THC 15%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Jekyll Passion

Imagine your brain on a Red Bull IV drip while a mariachi ba

THC 18%
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🍨 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Jelato

Jelato is basically Gelato wearing fake glasses and a mustac

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Confection

Jellie Cake

Imagine if Betty Crocker and Snoop Dogg had a baby, and that

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jellien

Imagine being hugged by a purple, sticky octopus that smells

THC 18%
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🔮 Dessert-Grade Indica

Jellium

Imagine Jelly Breath went to finishing school, came back wea

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Jelloz

Remember when mom said "you’ll turn into Jell-O if you keep

THC 18%
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🍯 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Jelly Banana

Imagine getting slapped in the face by a banana Laffy Taffy

THC 20-28%
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🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Jelly Bananas

Imagine smoking a smoothie made by someone who also loves ga

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jelly Bananen

Imagine your childhood lunchbox and a PhD in botany had a ba

THC 18%
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🦄 Hybrid Auto (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Jelly Bananen Auto

Imagine a Chiquita banana that went to pastry school and min

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Hybrid Candy-Coated Chaos

Jelly Beans

Imagine Willy Wonka's factory had a one-night stand with a d

THC 18-24%
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🍬 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Jelly Beans

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred AK-47 with a bag o

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jelly Beanz

Jelly Beanz is what happens when breeders try to make candy

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Jelly Bear

Imagine your childhood gummy bears grew up, got jacked, and

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Jelly Belly

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory had a baby with your couch—swe

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jelly Belts

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said "make it taste li

THC 18%
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🌈 Dessert-First Hybrid

Jelly Biscotti

Imagine dunking a jelly-filled Biscotti into a cup of liquid

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Jelly Biscotti Pancakes

Imagine if IHOP and a dispensary had a one-night stand—Jelly

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Jelly Brains

Flavor Chef Genetics basically weaponized bedtime with Jelly

THC 18-25%
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🍇 Purple-Frosted Hybrid

Jelly Breath

Jelly Breath is the strain equivalent of eating a PB&J in a

THC 24-28%
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🌀 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Lane

Jelly Breath S1

Jelly Breath S1 is what happens when Bubba Kush hooks up wit

THC 18-22%
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🍰 28% THC Calorie Bomb

Jelly Cake

Imagine someone hot-boxed a donut shop, then bottled the smo

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Jelly Cake

Jelly Cake is what happens when Wedding Cake and Jelly Breat

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Cake

Jelly Cakes

Imagine Wedding Cake and grape jelly had a baby, then dipped

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Jelly Cocktail

Imagine Willy Wonka and a tiki bar had a baby, then dipped i

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Hemp-Compliant Couch Hugger

Jelly Donut Indoor CBD

Imagine a jelly-filled pastry that got its life together, we

THC 0.2-0.3% (15-25% if this were the THC version, but it's not)
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🟣 Couch-Locked Confection

Jelly Donuts

Holy Smoke Seeds basically crammed a dozen jelly-filled past

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Couch-Locked Indica

Jelly Donuts

Jelly Donuts is the strain that convinced your grandma to sk

THC 18-25%
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🍩 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Jelly Donutz

Jelly Donutz is Humboldt Seed Co’s attempt to turn your munc

THC 25%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Cronut

Jelly Donutz

Jelly Donutz is what happens when a pastry chef gets into ge

THC 20-22%
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🍬 Hybrid Candy-Trap

Jelly Drops

Jelly Drops is what happens when a PNW breeder raids a candy

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Jelly Dulce

Jelly Dulce is the cannabis equivalent of finding a secret b

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Sativa

Jelly Fart

Jelly Fart sounds like a prank your roommate would pull, but

THC 25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Jelly Haze

Jelly Haze is what happens when a mad scientist at SupraGene

THC 18%
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🟣 So-Called “Indica” That Acts Like a Sativa’s Mischievous Cousin

Jelly Haze

Jelly Haze is the strain that convinced your plug that “indi

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Jelly Haze

Imagine your childhood PB&J got a master’s degree and a Red

THC 18-26%
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💤 Couch-Lock Gummy Bear

Jelly Mints

Imagine brushing your teeth with fruit-roll-up toothpaste, t

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Jelly Mints

Imagine Thin Mints and grape jelly had a baby, then that bab

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Jelly Pancake

Imagine your grandma’s Sunday pancakes got freaky with a jar

THC 22-30%
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🥞 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Jelly Pancakes

If IHOP and Willy Wonka had a baby that grew weed, this woul

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Jelly Pie

Greenpoint Seeds basically baked a weed tart. Jelly Pie deli

THC 18-24%

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