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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jessy Juice

Meet Jessy Juice, the strain that sounds like your high-scho

THC 18-24%
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🤹‍♂️ Hybrid (identity crisis edition)

Jester

Jester is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jester Breath

Meet the strain that laughs at your plans. Jester Breath hit

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

Jester Cresco

Cresco’s Jester is the cannabis equivalent of a Renaissance

THC 15-25%
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🍷 Sativa

Jester's Wine

Ever wanted to feel like a medieval court juggler who just d

THC 18%
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✨ Sativa-Dominant (Walk on Water Energy)

Jesus by ApeOrigin

This isn't your Sunday school strain—Jesus by ApeOrigin brin

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Jesus Fingers

Jesus Fingers by Smiling Tiger is what happens when a breede

THC 20%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice is the strain that makes you ask, "Did someone j

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Holy Roller

Jesus OG

The strain that turns water into bong water. Jesus OG blesse

THC 22%
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⛪ Couch-Lock Cathedral

Jesus OG BX

This 25% THC church of chill was bred by SubCool to turn wat

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like a Sativa—Don't Ask)

Jesus OG S1

Jesus OG S1 is the strain that walks on water and then forge

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Jet 47

Jet 47 is the cannabis equivalent of a private-jet layover—f

THC 18-24%
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⚫ 55% Indica Dominant

Jet Black Crawnic

Jet Black Crawnic is what happens when Lupos CannaSeed asks

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica

Jet Cream

Jet Cream sounds like what happens when a 747 collides with

THC 20-22%
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🔥 Indica That Thinks It’s a Sativa

Jet Fuel

Meet Jet Fuel, the strain that smells like you’re huffing a

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

Jet Fuel Acai X Garlic Breath

Imagine your mechanic dropped açaí berries into a bubbling p

THC 21-28%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Jet Fuel Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-fueled nap: Jet Fuel A

THC 20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Jet Fuel by Zamnesia

Named after the stuff that powers 747s, Jet Fuel is Zamnesia

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (Gas & Custard Edition)

Jet Fuel Flan

Imagine if a mechanic ate flan in a TSA line—that’s Jet Fuel

THC 28%
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✈️ Sativa

Jet Fuel G6

Jet Fuel G6 is what happens when a Boeing 747 gets horny for

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jet Fuel G7

303 Seeds cranked out this turbo-charged hybrid that smells

THC 22%
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🛫 Hybrid Fuel & Chill

Jet Fuel Gelato

Imagine licking a rocket-flavored gelato while your brain fi

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Jet Fuel Gelato

Jet Fuel Gelato is the strain equivalent of slamming a Red B

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (Gas & Dessert Collab)

Jet Fuel Gelato

Imagine if a Nascar pit crew catered your birthday party—Jet

THC 22-28%
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🛫 Low-Octane Hybrid

Jet Fuel Gelato CBD

Like sipping a vanilla milkshake at a gas station—Jet Fuel G

THC 6-10%
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🍰 Hybrid

Jet Fuel Gelato x Red Velvet

Imagine if a gas station pastry chef and a Michelin-star sto

THC 22%
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⚡ Hybrid Rocket Fuel

Jet Fuel Lemon Pine Tar

Imagine if a Red Bull truck crashed into a Christmas tree lo

THC 22-30%
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🚀 XL Auto Hybrid

Jet Fuel Mandarine XL Auto

Sweet Seeds basically duct-taped a citrus orchard to a jet e

THC 15-25%
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⛽ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Jet Fuel OG

Jet Fuel OG is basically OG Kush after it joined the Air For

THC 18%
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⚡ OG-Dominant Hybrid

Jet Fuel OG x Member OG

This is what happens when a supersonic jet and a country-clu

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Gas-Candy Hybrid

Jet Fuel Runtz

Imagine your childhood candy stash got hijacked by a race-ca

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Jet Lag

Jet Lag is the strain equivalent of collapsing face-first in

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jet Lag

Jet Lag is the strain equivalent of popping a melatonin, chu

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jet Lag OG by Yetis Pheno

Jet Lag OG is the strain equivalent of showing up to work at

THC 18%
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🚀 Daytime Sativa

Jet Maui

Jet Maui is Equilibrium Genetics' attempt to bottle a Hawaii

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Rocket Ship

Jet Pack

Jet Pack is what happens when rocket scientists decide to gr

THC 23%
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🔮 Indica Dominant

Jet Puft

Jet Puft is the strain that asks, “Remember camping? You’re

THC 25%
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⚫ Fuel-Glazed Indica

Jet Ringz

Jet Ringz is what happens when a gas station and a donut sho

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Jet Skis By Lit Farms

Jet Skis is the strain equivalent of a Sea-Doo that refuses

THC 16%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Jet Zki

Jet Zki is what happens when rocket scientists get bored and

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Jet-A

Jet-A is what happens when a breeder says "let's make weed t

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Jeta Dream

Imagine Blue Dream and a bucket of jet fuel had a baby that

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jetlag Malik Montana

The Plug Seedbank’s attempt at making a strain that’s equall

THC 18%
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✈️ Sativa

Jetliner

Jetliner is the strain equivalent of sneaking into first-cla

THC 20%
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🚀 Boutique Hype Hybrid

Jetpack

Jetpack is what happens when breeders mix Gelato's dessert f

THC 15-25%
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✈️ Jet-Lagged Hybrid

Jetset

Jetset is the strain that smells like a gas station next to

THC 22-26%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Jetstream by The Fire Department

Imagine if a lemon grove and a pine forest had a baby, then

THC 18%
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🟣 Lazy Indica

Jew Gold

Jew Gold sounds like a 1930s cartoon villain, but it's actua

THC 18%

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