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🟢 Straight Sativa

Jimmy Haze

Jimmy Haze is what happens when Zoolander Seeds asks, "What

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jimmy OG

Jimmy OG is what happens when breeders decide to play geneti

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Straight-A Couchlock

Jimmy's Cherries

Jimmy's Cherries is what happens when Strait A Genetics deci

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Jimmy's Lemons

Jimmy's Lemons is the strain equivalent of getting tackled b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Jingle Truck Driver

Meet the strain that delivers more packages than Amazon Prim

THC 20%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Jingles by Hyp3rids

Imagine if a Christmas candle and a lemon tart had a baby, t

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jinn

Jinn is Vancouver Island Seed Company's attempt at bottling

THC 18%
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🔮 Old-School Couchlock Sorcery

Jinx

Meet Jinx, the strain that looks like a Christmas ornament a

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Jinx

Jinx is what happens when Northern Lights and Raspberry Mumm

THC 18-22%
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🦕 Couch-Lockasaurus Indica

Jitterbug Panhandle

Think of Jitterbug Panhandle as the cannabis equivalent of w

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Or Is It?)

Jittu Bhai 7 x Kundoz

The only thing more mysterious than this strain's name is th

THC 18%
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🦃 Balanced Hybrid

Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey is what happens when 5 Pack Genetics asks, "What

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jive Turkey

Jive Turkey is what happens when craft breeders stop trying

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

JJ Kush

Meet JJ Kush—the strain that makes your couch feel like it’s

THC 18-23%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Chaos

JJ's Haze

Meet JJ's Haze—the strain that convinced a generation of sto

THC 20%
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🟢 100% Sativa Landrace Energy

JJ's Nigerian

This is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds raids a Nigerian vi

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

JMO

JMO by In House Genetics is the cannabis equivalent of a wei

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

JMO

JMO is what happens when a stank-ass garlic cookie hooks up

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jmo Breath

Meet Jmo Breath—the strain that took Parabellum Genetics 50+

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Chill Mode Activated)

Joanne's CBD

Meet Joanne—Royal Queen Seeds’ answer to “I want weed, but I

THC 0.2-0.5%
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🟢 Functional Hybrid

Joanne's CBD

Joanne's CBD is the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea wit

THC 0.3-1%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Jock Horror

Jock Horror is Nirvana Seeds’ tribute to Jack Herer that ben

THC 18%
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🏃‍♂️ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Jock Horror

Meet Jock Horror—the sativa that skipped leg day to sprint s

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Jock Horror Automatic

Imagine if a Red Bull chugged pre-workout and decided to bec

THC 14%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Jocko Graves

Named after the ghost of every leg day you skipped, Jocko Gr

THC 18%
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⚖️ Puppet-Mastered Hybrid

Joda

Joda is what happens when lab-coat nerds name a strain after

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Joe Boxer By Thunderfudge

Meet the strain that wears silk shorts to a street fight. Jo

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Joe's Lemonade

Joe's Lemonade is the strain equivalent of chugging a double

THC 18-23%
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🍋 Sativa Overachiever

Joe's Lemonade F2

Meet Joe's Lemonade F2—the strain that proves Dark Horse Gen

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Joe's OG Kush

Meet Joe's OG Kush—the strain that turns "I'll just take one

THC 18-25%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Joe's Strawberry

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake enrolled in a PhD program

THC 18-24%
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🍋 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Joel's Lemonade

Meet Joel’s Lemonade—the strain that proves some guy named J

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Joesyas Breath

Meet Joesyas Breath—the strain that’s basically the cannabis

THC 18%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Joesyas Last Dream

Joesyas Last Dream is the strain equivalent of a group proje

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Joey No Socks

Joey No Socks is the barefoot brainchild of Andromeda Strain

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

JOG

JOG is what happens when Massive Seeds back-crosses Purple H

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Jogi OG

Meet Jogi OG—Binary Selections’ attempt to make weed that fl

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Jogidelica

Jogidelica is what happens when breeders play genetic Jenga

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who TF Knows')

John Doe

John Doe is the cannabis equivalent of a burner phone: no tr

THC 20%
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🔆 Sativa

John Doe

Meet John Doe—the everyman sativa that forgot to bring ID to

THC 16%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. the Switzerland of weed)

John Lemon

Named after the Beatle who definitely would've written "Lucy

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

John Sinclair

Meet John Sinclair, the sativa that smokes like a poetry sla

THC 18%
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🔆 Sativa (with an identity crisis)

John Sinclair

Meet John Sinclair—the strain, not the poet or the seed comp

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Indica (Yes, despite the sativa hype)

John Weed

Marketing called it a sativa, your spine calls it a weighted

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Contract Killer Indica

John Wick

John Wick doesn’t ask questions—it just puts two in your che

THC 22-28%
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🎬 Action-Hero Hybrid

John Woo

Named after the king of cinematic shoot-outs, John Woo the s

THC 20-27%
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🎬 Boutique Hybrid

John Woo

John Woo is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition Blu

THC 15-25%
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🤹‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Johnny Apple Seed

Johnny Apple Seed is Elev8 Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’

THC 15-25%

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