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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Battery Pack

Jolt

Jolt is what happens when breeders decide coffee is too main

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jomo

Jomo is the strain that invented JOMO—Joy Of Missing Out—bec

THC 18%
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🔵 Exclusive Couch-Lock Club

Jomo

Farmhouse Genetics basically created the cannabis equivalent

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Boutique Couch-Flavored Indica

Jomo

Jomo is the strain for people who RSVP "maybe" and then neve

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid

JOMO Abundant Organics

Named after the Joy of Missing Out, JOMO is the perfect stra

THC 10-35%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Jomo the Hutt

Named after the galaxy’s most sedentary slug, Jomo the Hutt

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Jomo The Hutt

Think Jabba the Hutt got into the breeding game and named a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jon Woo

Meet Jon Woo—the strain that treats your brain like a ping-p

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Micro-Dose Indica

Jonagold

Meet Jonagold—an indica with 5% THC, so gentle it could lega

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Joraqi

Meet Joraqi, the strain that sounds like a Star Wars sidekic

THC 22%
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🏀 Hybrid MVP

Jordan 23

Named after the jersey number that once dropped 69 points, t

THC 20-28%
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🟢 100% Sativa

Jordan Page A

Meet Jordan Page A, the sativa that’s basically a motivation

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Jordan Page B

Desert King Mountain High Seed Co. claims they ‘rescued’ Jor

THC 20%
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🟣 Boutique Mystery Indica

Jordanz

Jordanz is the cannabis equivalent of a hypebeast sneaker dr

THC 10-35%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crystal Meth (92% Indica)

Jorge's Diamonds #1

Dutch Passion basically weaponized cheese and Afghani geneti

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Comrade

Joseph

Meet Joseph—the strain that’ll annex your living room and in

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Premium Sativa Stud

Joseph OG

Meet the strain that gets invited to orgies just to improve

THC 25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock MVP

Josh Allen

Josh Allen hits harder than the Bills' defensive line and le

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (Barely)

Josh Candy

Josh Candy is what happens when a mad scientist with a sweet

THC 15%
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⬛ Couch-Lock OG

Josh D OG

Josh D OG is what happens when Florida weed takes a gap year

THC 22%
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⚫ OG-certified Couch Magnet

Josh D OG

This is the strain that made your favorite rapper move to L.

THC 20-28%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Berry Syrup

Josh D OG x Blueberry Syrup

Imagine OG Kush and a stack of blueberry pancakes had a baby

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Josh Key OG

Meet Josh Key OG—the strain that proves you can indeed teach

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Sativa Split

Josie

Meet Josie: the strain that took 100 breeding experiments an

THC 18%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Jota Mayúscula Purple Auto

Jota Mayúscula Purple Auto is Delicious Seeds' attempt at ma

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

JoTaKe by La Mano Negra

Meet JoTaKe, the strain that can't decide if it wants to mel

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Jotake by Tamaran Vibration

Jotake is what happens when breeders spend 15 generations ch

THC 19-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

JoTaKe Haze

JoTaKe Haze is White Buffalo Seed Collective's middle finger

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Certified Couch Gluer

Journeyman

Meet Journeyman—Gage Green’s love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Joya Roja

Joya Roja is Old School Genetics’ love letter to the days wh

THC 18%
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🎮 Couch-Lock Controller

Joystick

Joystick is the strain that hits harder than a lag spike and

THC 28%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Jr Monster Auto

Meet Jr Monster Auto—Green Work Collective’s lazy grower’s c

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jrop Funk

Jrop Funk is the strain your dealer swears is "straight from

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jrop Funk #5 Bx

Meet Jrop Funk #5 Bx—the strain that treats your calendar li

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

JSD by Ken Dog Smoke Seeds

Meet JSD—Ken Dog’s love child between couch-lock and brainst

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

JSD Strawberry Juice

Ken Dog Smoke Seeds’ love letter to fruit salad stoners. At

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

JSD Sugar Drum

Meet the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted to melt yo

THC 23%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Ass-Kicker

JTR

JTR sounds like a Victorian serial killer because it murders

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (70/30 split, like your attention span after three hits)

Juan Herer by Pitt Bully

Meet Juan Herer—Jack’s spicy cousin who showed up to the fam

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Juana CBD by Motarebel

Meet the strain that treats THC like a Swiss bank account—ex

THC 15-25%
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🥬 Micro-dose Sativa

Juanita

Meet Juanita—the strain that brings a knife to a gunfight an

THC 6-7%
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🟢 Featherweight Sativa

Juanita

Meet Juanita, the strain that proves you don't need 30% THC

THC 6-7%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Juanita Hills

Juanita Hills is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor

THC 20%
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🟢 Functional Sativa

Juanita La Lagrimosa

Meet Juanita, the Spanish export that politely asked Europe

THC 7-10%
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🌞 Gentle Sativa

Juanita La Lagrimosa

Meet Juanita La Lagrimosa: the strain that gets you exactly

THC 6-7%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Juanita La Lagrimosa

Meet Juanita La Lagrimosa—the strain that answers the questi

THC 6-7%
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🔵 Functional Sativa (CBD:THC ≈ 1:1)

Juanita La Lagrimosa

Meet Juanita, the strain that made Europe’s soccer moms trad

THC 5-9%
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🔀 Functional AF Hybrid

Juanita la Lagrimosa

Meet Juanita, the strain that taught Europe you can actually

THC 18-25%

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