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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Juanita La Lagrimosa CBD

Meet Juanita, the Spanish señorita who cries CBD instead of

THC 6-8%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Juanita x Erdpurt

Meet the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—Juanita x E

THC 6-20%
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🟢 CBD-Soaked Sativa Hybrid

Juanita X Malawi

Imagine if your yoga instructor and an African drum circle h

THC 5-10%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid (60/40 Indica-Sativa)

Jubilation by Mamiko Seeds

Jubilation is what happens when breeders get bored and decid

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 52% Indica Hybrid

Judge Dread

This courtroom drama of a strain will bang its gavel on your

THC 20%
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🔮 Boutique Indica-ish Mystery Meat

Judgement Day

The strain so exclusive even its parents won't admit it exis

THC 18%
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💎 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Judy Gemstone

Judy Gemstone is what happens when Night Owl Seeds plays gen

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jug Life

Meet Jug Life—the strain that asks "you still trying to do s

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Boutique Couch Glue

Jug Life

Jug Life is the strain your plug swears is “exclusive” while

THC 15-25%
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🤡 Balanced Hybrid (50/50-ish)

Juggalo Breath

Beefcake Genetics basically asked, "What if a clown car hot-

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jugger Nugg

Gamestrainz dropped Jugger Nugg like a surprise patch update

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Juggernaut

Swamp Boys' Juggernaut is the strain equivalent of getting h

THC 18-22%
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⚫️ Indica Bulldozer

Juggernaut

Meet Juggernaut—the strain that treats your central nervous

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Can

Juggernaut's Kryptonite

The only thing strong enough to stop a Juggernaut is apparen

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Juggernaut's Puppy

This 18% THC snooze-button in plant form was bred by Noble G

THC 18%
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🍹 Low-Test Citrus Hybrid

Juice

Meet the Juice family: a flavor-first cannabis collective th

THC 5%
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🧃 Balanced Hybrid

Juice Box

Juice Box is the strain equivalent of finding a Capri Sun in

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Juice Box

Juice Box is what happens when breeders get nostalgic for 90

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Juice Box

Remember those sugary juice boxes that stained every white s

THC 18%
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🍊 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Juice Box

Juice Box is what happens when Tangie and some mystery Cooki

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Juice Box

Juice Box is basically Sunny D with a paycheck—bright citrus

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Training-Wheels Edition)

Juice Box OG

South Bay Genetics’ Juice Box OG is the cannabis equivalent

THC 6%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Citrus Grenade

Juice Boxxx

Imagine your childhood juice box grew up, discovered weed, a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Juice by Crockett Family Farms

Imagine if Sunny D and a cannabis plant had a baby after a w

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Juice Lord

Meet Juice Lord—the strain that turns your couch into a tram

THC 18-22%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Juice Stomper

Juice Stomper is the strain equivalent of a tropical vacatio

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Juice Weed

Juice Weed is basically the cannabis equivalent of that frie

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Juice Wrld

Named after the late emo-rap legend, this 50/50 hybrid hits

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Juice Z

Raw Genetics' Juice Z is what happens when breeders ask "wha

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Juicee J

Juicee J is what happens when breeders try to make weed that

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (Until Lab Report Says Otherwise)

Juicee J

Juicee J is the strain equivalent of a box of chocolates—exc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Juicee J

Meet Juicee J—the strain that sounds like a SoundCloud rappe

THC 19-21%
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🍊 Citrus-Forward Hybrid

Juiceman

Imagine if orange Tang and a college dorm had a baby—that's

THC 15-25%
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🍹 Balanced Hybrid

Juicer

Meet Juicer, the strain that sounds like a CrossFit cult but

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Berry-Blasted Hybrid

Juicy Berry

Imagine a Skittles bag got hot-boxed in a grow room and grad

THC 26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Juicy Boi

Meet Juicy Boi, the strain that sounds like a SoundCloud rap

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Light

Juicy Dreams

Juicy Dreams is Crockett Family Farms' polite way of saying

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Juicy Drop'Z

Zmoothiez basically bottled tropical gummy bears and sprayed

THC 20-25%
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🌈 Tropical-Candy Hybrid

Juicy Froot

Imagine chewing pink Starburst while riding a unicorn throug

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Time Machine

Juicy Fruit

Imagine Wrigley's gum and a Thai beach had a baby who grew u

THC 18%
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🌈 55/45 Hybrid

Juicy Fruit

The strain that literally smells like your childhood bubble

THC 18%
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🍬 Hybrid (But Barely Buzzed)

Juicy Fruit CBD

Imagine the original Juicy Fruit went to therapy, cut its TH

THC 15-25%
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⚡ 70% Sativa Rocket Fuel

Juicy Fruit Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel and Juicy Fruit had a baby at a 7-Eleven

THC 17%
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🍬 Balanced Hybrid

Juicy Fruit Kush

Imagine chewing a Starburst while riding a unicorn through a

THC 18-22%
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🧄 Indica Dominant

Juicy Gmo

Imagine someone sprayed Febreze in a New Jersey diner dumpst

THC 15-25%
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🍊 Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Juicy Joaquin

Meet Juicy Joaquin—the strain so exclusive it doesn’t even h

THC 19-21%
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🔴 Indica (if it actually exists)

Juicy Jones

Juicy Jones is either a boutique tropical-diesel indica or t

THC 18-25%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Juicy Melon

Imagine if a cantaloupe and a honeydew had a torrid affair a

THC 15-25%

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