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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split)

Johnny Blaze by DJ Short

Named after Marvel’s flaming-skull biker, Johnny Blaze by DJ

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Johnny by Kickflip Genetics

Johnny is the strain equivalent of that friend who can both

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Johnny Cage Auto

Named after the only Mortal Kombat character who'd green-scr

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Johnny Chimpo

Named after a cartoon monkey but hits like a silverback on R

THC 30%
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⚖️ 90% Indica, 10% Sativa

Johnny Cochran

If this bud were in court, it'd argue you into a coma. Johnn

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Johnny Dang

Johnny Dang is the strain that proves money CAN buy happines

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Johnny Dang

Named after the grill-master jeweler himself, Johnny Dang is

THC 20%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid (52% Indica / 48% Sativa)

Johnny Depp

Named after Hollywood’s most unpredictable pirate, Johnny De

THC 18%
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🍩 Mystery Hybrid

Johnny Glaze

Johnny Glaze is the cannabis equivalent of that one-off past

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Even-Split Hybrid

Johnny Punch Cookies

Johnny Punch Cookies sounds like a rejected cereal mascot, b

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Johnny Rotten

Alien Genetics named this 18% THC hybrid after the Sex Pisto

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Johnny Sprinklez

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and decided to weaponiz

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Keanu Reeves of Kush')

Johnny Utah

Named after everyone’s favorite undercover FBI agent who can

THC 18-24%
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🏄‍♂️ Cali-Surf Hybrid

Johnny Utah

Named after Keanu’s undercover surfer-cop, Johnny Utah rides

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Johnny War Pants

Named like a rejected GI Joe villain, Johnny War Pants is 2

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Johnny's Glue

Meet Johnny’s Glue, the strain that treats your plans like a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Johnnybgoode

Johnnybgoode is the strain Chuck Berry would’ve written a so

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jojo Kush

Meet Jojo Kush—the strain that makes Netflix ask *you* if yo

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

JoJo Kush

Scott Family Farms basically adopted a stoned orphan and won

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Joker

Joker isn’t here to tell jokes—it’s here to make you the jok

THC 18%
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⚫ Night-Night Indica

Joker 53

The fifty-third time was apparently the charm. Joker 53 is t

THC 24-31%
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🤹‍♂️ Hybrid (Who TF Knows)

Joker Juice

Joker Juice is the strain equivalent of that friend who won’

THC 18-25%
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🃏 Balanced Hybrid

Joker Juice S1

Joker Juice S1 is what happens when a craft breeder self-pol

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Mostly Indica | 18-22% THC

Joker's Wild

Meet Joker's Wild—the strain that laughs at your productivit

THC 18-22%
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🃏 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Joker/Jokerz

Joker is the strain that finally answers "What if Willy Wonk

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Jokerman

Named like a Dylan song but hits more like a dad joke that a

THC 18%
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🃏 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Jokers Pie

Jokers Pie is what happens when a sativa prankster crashes a

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica

Jokerz

Jokerz is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're pr

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Jokerz

Imagine Runtz and Jet Fuel Gelato had a baby, then raised it

THC 24%
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🔮 Purple Power Indica

Jokerz 15

Jokerz 15 is what happens when White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gela

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Candy-Fueled Couch Commander

Jokerz 31

Jokerz 31 is what happens when White Runtz and Jet Fuel Gela

THC 24-32%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (53% chaos)

Jokerz 53

Jokerz 53 is the strain that shows up to your dinner party i

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couchlock Candy)

Jokerz 99

Jokerz 99 is the strain equivalent of a prank that ends with

THC 15-25%
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🎭 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Jokerz Bananas

Jokerz Bananas is what happens when White Runtz and Jet Fuel

THC 20-27%
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⚫ Pure Indica Chaos

Jokerz by Blim Burn Seeds

Imagine if the Joker bred weed instead of chaos—this 28% THC

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jokerz Candy

Jokerz Candy is what happens when mad scientists at Compound

THC 22%
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🎭 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Jokerz CBD

Remember when Jokerz was the strain that turned your brain i

THC 5-10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Jokerz Gellyz by Chanetics

The strain that asks “why stand when you can horizontal?” Jo

THC 20-27%
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🤡🍎 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Jokerz X Apples And Bananas

Imagine if a clown car crashed into a farmers market and the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jokerz X Zsunami

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a fighter jet: Jokerz X Zsuna

THC 22-28%
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🍬 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Jokes Up

Jokes Up is what happens when a brand name becomes a strain

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jolly Grape

Imagine if your childhood grape juice box grew up, discovere

THC 18-22%
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🌞 Certified Day-Ruiner Sativa

Jolly Jammer

Jolly Jammer is the strain that makes your inner monologue o

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Jolly Ranch

Jolly Ranch is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed

THC 18%
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🟢 Candy-Coated Sativa

Jolly Rancher

Imagine smoking a bag of strawberry Jolly Ranchers, except t

THC 18-28%
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🔴 Sativa

Jolly Rancher

Imagine if Willy Wonka moon-lit as a botanist and got really

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Hybrid Candy-Nuke

Jolly Runtzer

Jolly Runtzer is Willy Wonka’s middle finger to sobriety—equ

THC 22-28%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Jollys Rancher by Hillbilly Sunshine

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, then dipped i

THC 18-27%

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