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🔥 Couch-Lock Royalty

Jew Gold On Fire

The Vault Seed Bank basically gift-wrapped a golden nug of i

THC 18-24%
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🕎 Pure Sativa (with extra questions)

Jew'ish

The strain so enigmatic even its breeder can’t decide if he’

THC 20-25%
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💎 Balanced Hybrid

Jewel by Botafarm California

Meet Jewel—the strain so shiny you’ll need sunglasses just t

THC 18%
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💎 Sativa

Jewel Piece

Jewel Piece is what happens when a cannabis breeder binge-wa

THC 20%
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⚖️ 65% Sativa Hybrid

Jezus Juice

Empire Breeding Co. basically water-into-wine-d your weed st

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Presidential Couch-Lock

JFK

Named after the president who famously got his head blown of

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

JFK Kush

Named after the president who couldn't finish his term—becau

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Jhelum Basin

Meet the strain that backpacked straight outta rural India t

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Jhustle Auto

Christiania Seedbank basically took ruderalis, indica, and s

THC 16-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jhustle by Christiania Seedbank

Meet Jhustle, the strain that parties like a sativa but cras

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Jiboo By The Bank Genetics

Meet Jiboo, the espresso shot of weed that smells like a pin

THC 15-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Sativa

Jiffles

Meet Jiffles—the strain so new it doesn't even have a Wikipe

THC 15-25%
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🍬 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Jifflez

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a dispensary with OG Kush—J

THC 19-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Coma Indica

Jiffy Bubble

Jiffy Bubble is the strain you smoke when you want to feel l

THC 18-24%
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🔮 The Strain That Won't Admit Who Its Parents Are

Jiffy Cake

Jiffy Cake is the cannabis equivalent of a pop-up bakery tha

THC 18%
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🟤 Barely-There Hybrid

Jiffy Cake

Jiffy Cake is the cannabis equivalent of ordering a triple-c

THC 5%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Gelato)

Jiffy Gelato

Imagine Gelato on a 2-hour layover in the fridge and it came

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa)

Jiffy Pot

Jiffy Pot is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist missed

THC 20-25%
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🍓 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Jiggler

Imagine liquifying a cherry Slurpee, mixing it with whipped

THC 28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jigglers

Jigglers is what happens when a fruit snack and a houseplant

THC 18%
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🍮 Dessert-Flavored Hybrid

Jigglers

Jigglers is the strain equivalent of a sugar-rush nap: it ki

THC 28%
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🔮 Indica Dominatrix

Jiggly Puff

Named after the Pokémon because you'll be singing lullabies

THC 22%
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🧩 Balanced Hybrid

Jigsaw

Jigsaw is what happens when cannabis breeders get bored and

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Jigsaw X Midnight Express

Meet the strain that sounds like a Netflix thriller but hits

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jihadi Kush

Scott Family Farms’ ode to 2009 edgelord strain names—tight

THC 18-24%
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⚔️ 85% Indica Dominant

Jihadi Kush by Reefermans Seeds

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with a passp

THC 18-23%
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🍊 Citrus-Loaded Hybrid

Jilly Bean

Jilly Bean is basically a bag of Sunkist gummies that learne

THC 16-20%
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🍒 Balanced 55/45 Hybrid

Jilly Bean Black Cherry

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—this is what

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jilly Bean Bubblegum

MzJill Genetics basically took your favorite childhood gum a

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Indica That Parties

Jilly Bean by ApeOrigin

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg tag-teamed a plant—Jilly

THC 18-24%
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🍒 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Jilly Bean Cherry

Imagine Cherry AK-47 and Jilly Bean had a love child that gr

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Heavy Couch Magnet

Jilly Bean F2

Meet Jilly Bean F2, the strain that looks like a Lisa Frank

THC 18%
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🍇 Indica with Identity Issues

Jilly Bean Grape

Imagine your favorite grape jelly took a semester abroad and

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jilly Bean Lime

Imagine if a lime Jolly Rancher and a nuclear reactor had a

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Jilly Chunk

Meet Jilly Chunk—the strain that looks like it skipped leg d

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Jar

Jilly Glue

Jilly Glue is what happens when MzJill Genetics decides regu

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Glue in the streets, Jilly in the sheets)

Jilly Glue

Jilly Glue is what happens when a citrusy party animal hooks

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Jillybean

Jillybean is what happens when a candy aisle makes sweet, st

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa

Jillybean

Imagine if Sunny D got a PhD in neuroscience and decided to

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid CBD

Jillybean CBD

The lovechild of Orange Velvet and Space Queen that got sent

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Jillybean x Sky Cuddler Kush

Imagine your childhood jellybean stash grew up, got a corpor

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (Purple Edition)

Jimi

Named after the guy who asked if you’d like to kiss the sky,

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Jimi Appleweed

Named after the patron saint of feedback and fruit, Jimi App

THC 20%
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🎸 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Jimi Hemptrix

Meet Jimi Hemptrix—the only strain that can shred a 12-minut

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Jimi Thing

Jimi Thing is the cannabis equivalent of a greatest-hits alb

THC 22%
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🟣 Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Jimi's Punch x Purple Submarine

This strain is what happens when a sugar-rushed punch bowl c

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Jimis Punch

If Purple Punch and a box of Nerds had a love child who grew

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Jimmie Rustler

Tonygreens Tortured Beans finally answered the age-old quest

THC 18-24%

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