🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

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Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (52% sativa/48% indica)

Junglepops

Smart Plug's Junglepops is the strain equivalent of a Swiss

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Jungoliath

Jungoliath is the strain your plug swears is “next-level” wh

THC 18-28%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Junior Mint X Mac 1

Imagine Thin Mint cookies and Miracle Alien Cookies had a ba

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Candy

Junior Mints

Junior Mints is what happens when a candy aisle and a dispen

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Junior Mints

Junior Mints is the strain you smoke when you want your dess

THC 22%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Juniper Berries by The Alchemist's Vault

Smells like your Christmas tree got drunk on gin and decided

THC 18%
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🌲 Balanced Hybrid

Juniper Jive

Meet Juniper Jive, the strain that smells like a pine tree g

THC 15-25%
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🍟 50/50 Hybrid

Junk Food

Junk Food is what happens when a breeder raids the Hostess a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Junk Yard Dawg

Imagine if a junkyard came alive, rolled itself into a joint

THC 18%
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🔥 Scottish Sativa Smackdown

Junkie Breath by Inflorescences of Scotland

Meet Junkie Breath, the sativa so loud it got banned from th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Junkiez By Rated Gas Genetics

Meet Junkiez—the strain that treats your brain like a bounce

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ High-Octane Hybrid

Junky 99

Junky 99 is the strain that parties harder than your ex who

THC 23-28%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

JunkyardDog

JunkyardDog is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 18-22%
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🪐 Couch-Locked Cosmonaut

Jupiter

Jupiter is In House Genetics' attempt to bottle the gravitat

THC 22%
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🪐 Jacked-Up Hybrid

Jupiter Jack

Jupiter Jack is basically Jack Herer after it enrolled in Cr

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Jupiter Jelly Donutz

Imagine if NASA and Dunkin' had an edible lovechild—meet Jup

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica (a.k.a. Cosmic Couch Glue)

Jupiter Juice

Jupiter Juice is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-editio

THC 15-25%
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🌌 Astrology-Bait Hybrid

Jupiter Leo

Jupiter Leo is the strain equivalent of someone who read one

THC 15-25%
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🪐 Indica Dominant

Jupiter OG

Named after a planet so big it has its own weather system, J

THC 18%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Jupiter OG Kush

Jupiter OG Kush is what happens when The Cali Connection ask

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Jurassic Haze

The strain that asked, “What if a Sativa could bench-press a

THC 18-24%
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🥡 Hybrid

Jurassic Wonton

Imagine a T-Rex doing hot-pot in a gas station—garlic, gas,

THC 19-21%
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☀️ Sativa

Juss Cruizin

The strain that lets you tell your boss you're "on a creativ

THC 18%
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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Just Cheese

Imagine your favorite cheese had a torrid affair with a skun

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Just Jack

Just Jack is what happens when breeders try to make weed app

THC 18%
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🍑 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Just Peachy

Imagine someone blended a peach Jolly Rancher with your gran

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Just The Tip

Named like a bad college hookup, Just The Tip promises "just

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa (a.k.a. Court-Ordered Clarity)

Justice

Justice is the strain you smoke before writing a strongly-wo

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

JVN

JVN is what happens when mad scientists spend 20 years breed

THC 20%
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⚡ Enigma Sativa

JYD Haze

JYD Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist missed c

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Jäger

Jäger hits like a velvet hammer dipped in Jagermeister. One

THC 18%
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⚡ Euro-Sativa

Jägerschnitzel by Bradley Danks

Jägerschnitzel sounds like a dish you regret at Oktoberfest,

THC 18%
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🚀 Straight Sativa

Jägg Kush

Jägg Kush is Delicious Seeds' attempt at weaponizing espress

THC 20-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

K 13 By Philosopher Seeds

Meet K 13, the Spanish answer to “how do I get Haze effects

THC 16-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

K 55

K 55 is what happens when South Bay Genetics names a strain

THC 25-30%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

K Dog

K Dog is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that sm

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

K Mintz Auto

Ripper Seeds took their Zkittlez x Kush Mints love-child, sl

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Secretive Indica

K Pop

The only thing more locked down than K Pop's genetics is you

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Deep-Indica Couch Magnet

K Shot #2

K Shot #2 is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

K Star

K Star is Top Dawg’s love letter to anyone who thinks "diese

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

K Train

K Train is what happens when a laid-back Afghan Kush hooks u

THC 15-25%
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🍭 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

K Y Jealous

Lit Farms’ latest flex smells like someone dunked a frosted

THC 23%
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🔶 Sativa-leaning Franken-hybrid

K-2 x Mexican Haze x Victorie

If Red Bull and a cathedral had a baby, this is what it woul

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

K-Dog

K-Dog is the strain that growlers named after the sound you

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

K.O Kush F2

Sannie's Seeds took classic Afghan genetics and said "what i

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Indica (The Couch's Personal Bodyguard)

K.O. by Black Tuna

K.O. lives up to its name—this Canadian bruiser doesn't ask

THC 18-26%
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💤 Autoflowering Couch-Lock

K.O. Crop

K.O. Crop is the cannabis equivalent of a Mike Tyson right h

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Auto

K.O. Haze

Imagine your dad’s vintage Haze got impatient, married an in

THC 16-22%

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