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🟢 Old-School Mediterranean Sativa

Kalamata Red

Straight outta Kalamata like a stoned Athena, this Greek lan

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Daytime Sativa

Kalaminoff

Kalaminoff is what happens when a sativa strain hits the gym

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid That Won’t Judge Your Schedule

Kalaminoff Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito that actually

THC 17-21%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Kalash Gum

Named like a Russian chewing gum commercial, Kalash Gum is t

THC 18-24%

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🖤 Pure-Indica Mountain Goo

Kalash Valley Black

Straight outta the Kalash Valleys at "I-need-an-inhaler" ele

THC 15-25%

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🔫 Sativa-Dominant

Kalashnikov

Kalashnikov by Limited Seeds is the sativa that marches into

THC 18-22%

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🔫 Sativa-Dominant

Kalashnikov

Meet Kalashnikov—the only firearm you can legally grow in yo

THC 16-22%

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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kalashnikov 20

Think AK-47 but after anger management class. Kalashnikov 20

THC 15-19%

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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Kalashnikov Autoflowering

This strain’s motto: “Set it and forget it… then remember it

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Speed-Hybrid

Kalashnikov Express

This is the strain for growers who think patience is for peo

THC 23-24%

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🔫 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Kalashnikov Original

They named it after the AK-47 because, like the rifle, it’s

THC 17-23%

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⚔️ Hybrid (AK-47 × White Widow)

Kalashnikova

Green House Seeds took two hall-of-fame strains, AK-47 and W

THC 15-19%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Kalashnikova Automatic

The AK-47’s chill cousin who shows up uninvited, flowers on

THC 15-19%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Kaleidescope Eyes

Trichome Orchards’ boutique love-child looks like a Lisa Fra

THC 20-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kaleidos Dope

SnowHigh Seeds basically bottled hibernation and called it K

THC 18-25%

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🌈 Hybrid (Identity Crisis in Progress)

Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope is Dankensteins Lab’s love letter to anyone who

THC 18-26%

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🌈 Boutique Hybrid

Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope is what happens when Gage Green Genetics drops

THC 20%

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🌈 Boutique Hybrid

Kaleidoscope

Kaleidoscope is Makena Genetics' answer to the question "wha

THC 22%

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🟣 Boutique Indica

Kaleidoscope

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a Portland art kid had a baby and

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (Or So The Label Claims)

Kaleidoscope Eyes

Kaleidoscope Eyes promises tie-dye visuals and couch-lock, t

THC 18-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Kaleidozoap

Imagine Willy Wonka took a bubble bath and then forgot to ge

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kali 47

Meet Kali 47—the love child of Kali Mist's spiritual guru vi

THC 16-22%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Kali AK

Meet Kali AK—the strain that turns your to-do list into a bu

THC 17-23%

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🔮 Indica (Willy Wonka Edition)

Kali and the Chocolate Factory

Europe’s Dr. Krippling basically bred a gourmet brownie that

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica

Kali And The Chocolate Factory

Imagine if your favorite chocolate bar got high, called in s

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Mostly Sativa

Kali Bubba

Imagine your brain doing yoga while your body stays mysterio

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Spanish Citrus Sativa

Kali by CBD Seeds

Meet Kali: the strain that proves Spaniards can grow more th

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Straight-Up Sativa

Kali by CopyCat Seeds

Kali is what happens when a Red Bull and a lemon grove have

THC 20%

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🍰 Sativa Cake Walk

Kali Cake

Kali Cake is what happens when a Haze plant crashes a pastry

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid with Sativa Trust Issues

Kali China

Kali China is the strain equivalent of a pocket-sized monk w

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Old-School Indica With a Passport

Kali China

Kali China is the strain you smoke when you want to feel lik

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Micro-Dose Indica

Kali China x Orient Express

The strain for people who want to feel "a little something"

THC 5%

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⚡ Euro-Boosted Sativa

Kali Haze

Kali Haze is what happens when Dutch nerds put classical Haz

THC 16-24%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kali Kandi 2

The Vault Seed Bank’s sequel nobody asked for but everybody

THC 19-23%

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🍬 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Kali Kandy

Kali Kandy is what happens when a hyperactive Kali sativa cr

THC 16-21%

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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Kali Krush

Kali Krush is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business i

THC 20%

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⚡ 90% Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kali Mist

Meet Kali Mist, the strain that made stoners cancel their af

THC 16-22%

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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kali Mist

Meet the strain that convinced an entire generation that cle

THC 15-20%

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🌞 Old-School Sativa

Kali Mist

Meet Kali Mist, the strain that made Dutch breeders look lik

THC 16-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Kali Mist

AKA "Adderall’s plant-based cousin," Kali Mist is the strain

THC 15%

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🚀 Sativa Auto

Kali Mist Auto

The love-child of a '90s rave and a yoga retreat, Kali Mist

THC 18-24%

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☀️ Sativa

Kali Mist Burmese

Imagine Kali Mist got tired of being a 13-week diva, hooked

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa (Now With Training Wheels)

Kali Mist CBD

Remember the 90s? Kali Mist does, but now it's got a CBD glo

THC 15-25%

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🍍 Tropical Sativa

Kali Pineapple

Imagine if a Hawaiian vacation and a triple espresso had a b

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Kali Road

Kali Road is Old School Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 20%

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🍍 Tropical Hybrid

Kali Snapple

Kali Snapple is Dynasty Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Kali Snapple Bx1

Dynasty Seeds’ answer to the question “what if Red Bull grew

THC 6%

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🍍 Sativa

Kali Snapple Bx2

Imagine drinking a piña colada while sprinting up a volcano—

THC 20%