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⚡️ Solventless-Snob Hybrid

Kiiro Ame

Apex named this one "yellow candy rain" in Japanese, which i

THC 20-27%

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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Day-Ruiner

Kiki Rau300

Meet Kiki Rau300: the strain that makes your inner monologue

THC 17-24%

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🌞 Euro Sativa

Kikiriki

Meet Kikiriki, the strain that sounds like a TikTok dance bu

THC 22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace

Kilimanjaro

Straight outta Tanzania like a caffeinated giraffe, Kilimanj

THC 18%

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🌍 Pure East-African Sativa

Kilimanjaro

Imagine a Red Bull with a passport stamp. Kilimanjaro delive

THC 14-20%

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🟢 Supposedly-Indica African Impostor

Kilimanjaro by Soma Seeds

Meet the strain that climbed Kilimanjaro, took one look at t

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Kill Shot

Kill Shot sounds like it belongs in an action movie, and hon

THC 30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Kill Switch

Kill Switch is the cannabis equivalent of a snooze button fo

THC 18%

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🧛‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Kill Vampire

Kill Vampire sounds like a rejected Castlevania boss, but it

THC 21-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Killa Kush

Killa Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 19-21%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Killa OG Kush

Maine’s answer to ‘I want to feel like a weighted blanket ma

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid With Identity Issues

Killa Queen

Killa Queen is what happens when a paranoid G13 and a chatty

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Couch-Lock Special

Killa Watt

Killa Watt sounds like a Red Bull knock-off but hits more li

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Killa Whale

Fygtree’s Killa Whale is the strain equivalent of that frien

THC 18-24%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

Killer A5 Haze

Ace Seeds took Dutch Haze, married it to Malawi landrace roc

THC 19-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Killer Afghan Skunk

Imagine a Himalayan hash brick and a 1980s Skunk had a one-n

THC 18-24%

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🍯 Hybrid (Mystery Genetics)

Killer Bees

Killer Bees is the strain equivalent of a honey-glazed upper

THC 18%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Killer Bud

G13 Labs’ Killer Bud is the cannabis equivalent of a weighte

THC 15-25%

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🔪 Indica (But Actually Sativa-Leaning Hybrid)

Killer Burger

Killer Burger is the strain that got high and forgot its own

THC 22-28%

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🌵 Mystery Hybrid

Killer Cactus

Killer Cactus is that cryptic desert loner your grower frien

THC 18-26%

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🍰 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Killer Cake Haze

Imagine if a sugar-rushing pastry chef got lost in a 90s rav

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Killer Cookies

Killer Cookies is what happens when a pastry chef discovers

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Killer Crack

Riot Seeds basically took Green Crack, made it wear a leathe

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Killer Critical Jack

MadCat’s Backyard Stash basically Frankensteined Critical’s

THC 20%

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🎂 Balanced Hybrid

Killer Cupcake

Imagine a cupcake that doesn’t just go to your hips—it goes

THC 20%

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⚫ Indica Night-Cap

Killer Cupcakes

Imagine your grandma’s red velvet accidentally got doused in

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Sativa Heritage

Killer Destro

Despite sounding like a rejected Mortal Kombat character, Ki

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Killer Dreams OG

Closetcats' micro-batch sleeper hold masquerading as weed. O

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Killer Glue

Little Chief Collabs basically weaponized couchlock. Killer

THC 18-21%

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🍇 Hybrid

Killer Grape

Killer Grape sounds like a 90s cereal mascot but it’s actual

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Killer Grape

Imagine Welch’s juice got a gym membership, a trust fund, an

THC 20%

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🟢 Micro-Dose Indica

Killer Green Kush

Named like a UFC fighter but hits like a sleepy librarian. A

THC 5%

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🟢 Sativa-leaning Auto

Killer Haze Auto

Named like a death-metal band but hits like a triple espress

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Killer Jack

Killer Jack is the boutique love-child of MadCat's Backyard

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Killer Jack

Killer Jack is what happens when a classic Jack Herer and a

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Mystery Meat Hybrid

Killer Krypt OG

Cheese Gang Seeds dropped Killer Krypt OG like a stoner Bat-

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Turbo Hybrid Auto

Killer Kush Auto

Imagine OG Kush after a three-shot espresso and a CrossFit m

THC 23%

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🔮 Fast-Forward Indica

Killer Kush F1 Fast Version

OG Kush got impatient and took the express lane. Killer Kush

THC 15-25%

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🍀 Balanced Hybrid

Killer Leprechaun

Landrace Bureau's mystery baby that pairs Irish luck with a

THC 15-25%

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🍊 Citrus-Forward Ruderalis Rager

Killer Mandarine Automatic

Meet the strain that proves you don't need 25% THC to feel l

THC 8-14%

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🥭 Sativa-Heavy Haze

Killer Mango A5

Killer Mango A5 is the strain that proves sativa nerds will

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Killer New Freeze V2

The sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—Bush Brothe

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Killer New Haven 1 x Freezeland

Meet the strain that treats frost like a light breeze and yo

THC 20%

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⚡ Hybrid (OG with commitment issues)

Killer Nightmare OG

Killer Nightmare OG sounds like a horror movie and smokes li

THC 18-27%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Killer OG

Killer OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Citrus

Killer Orange

Imagine Tangie’s British cousin who learned to grow in a dam

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Killer Orange

Imagine Tangie and a 'roided-up Cinderella 99 had a baby, th

THC 22%

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🟢 Sativa That Forgot Its Own Strength

Killer Planet

Killer Planet is a 5% THC sativa bred by Realpotency, which

THC 5%