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Strain Reviews

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👑 Frost-Caked Indica

King Bling

King Bling is what happens when a dispensary display case ga

THC 22-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

King Bruce

Meet King Bruce, the strain that treats your brain like a ro

THC 20%

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🟣 Certified Couch Tyrant

King Bubba

King Bubba is the strain that treats your spine like a bendy

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

King by Reefermans Seeds

Meet King—the strain that treats OG Kush like a peasant and

THC 18-22%

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👑 Crown-Your-Ass Indica

King by Scott Family Farms

King is the strain that treats your nervous system like a re

THC 15-25%

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🎂 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

King Cake

Imagine if your favorite purple weed and a cinnamon roll had

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

King Cake

Imagine if New Orleans threw a parade in your lungs—King Cak

THC 15-25%

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👑 Indica

King Calm

The strain for when you want to feel like royalty but still

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

King Chem

Meet King Chem, the strain that treats your brain like a die

THC 20-27%

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👑 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

King Clementine

Meet the monarch of citrus: King Clementine, a hybrid that l

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Old-School Sativa

King Congo

Meet the strain that’ll have you reorganizing your sock draw

THC 14-22%

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🦍 Sativa-Dominant

King Congo V4

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomile. Kin

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Kingpin

King Dosi

King Dosi is what happens when Do-Si-Dos and King Louis XIII

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Cold-Proof Haze Hybrid

King Haze x Freezeland

Imagine the love-child of a jazz-club incense stick and a Ca

THC 15-25%

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👑 Sativa with Kush Training Wheels

King Jack

Think Jack Herer got drunk at a royal ball and married into

THC 18-26%

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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Dutch Beast

King Kong

Meet King Kong, the Dutch-bred sativa that thinks your grow

THC 18-24%

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🦍 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

King Kong

Meet the strain that climbed the cannabis skyscraper just to

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Hybrid That Swings Both Ways

King Kong

A Spanish-bred beast that’s basically a trichome factory wit

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica

King Kong

King Kong is the strain that swings from your brain stem str

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Indica Dominant

King Kong Cookies

Imagine if Godzilla baked edibles—this is that vibe. King Ko

THC 15-25%

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🦍 Hybrid (a.k.a. Whatever's Cheapest That Week)

King Kong Price

Meet King Kong Price, the strain whose name changes more tha

THC 22%

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👑 Mostly-Indica Monarch

King Kush

King Kush is the royal decree your spine has been waiting fo

THC 18-24%

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👑 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

King Kush

Meet King Kush, the strain that parties like a monarch and c

THC 18-24%

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👑 Hybrid (OGKB’s bougie cousin)

King Kush Breath

King Kush Breath is what happens when OGKB and some mystery

THC 20-28%

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👑 Indica Royalty

King Kush Breath

This purple-crowned monarch basically hot-boxes your brain w

THC 20-28%

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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Commander

King Louie XIII on Fire

This OG royalty is basically the cannabis equivalent of gett

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

King Louis Automatic

Royalty on autopilot: Europe took Cali’s couch-lock king, sl

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

King Louis Garcia

This indica thinks it's French royalty and your living room

THC 20-27%

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👑 Indica Royalty

King Louis XIII

King Louis XIII is basically OG Kush that decided to cosplay

THC 20-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

King Louis XIII by Clone Onlys

The strain that treats your living room like Versailles and

THC 18-26%

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👑 Couch-Lock in a Click

King Louis XIII Cartridge

The King Louis XIII cartridge is basically a velvet-lined tr

THC 70-90%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

King Lucious

King Lucious is the strain equivalent of showing up to brunc

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (But Actually a Purple Couch-Lock in Disguise)

King Mamba

Meet King Mamba—the strain that promises a daytime sativa ad

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

King Of Hearts

Meet the monarch who refuses to pick a side. King Of Hearts

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid With Delusions of Royalty

King Of Rock

King Of Rock is what happens when a breeder names their weed

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

King of Runtz-N-Roll

Imagine if a gas station snack aisle got high and decided to

THC 15-25%

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👑 Couch-Locked Indica

King OG

King OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 18-27%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

King Payton

King Payton is what happens when Gary Payton gets a promotio

THC 22-30%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (Throne Not Included)

King Pole

Meet King Pole—the strain that stands so straight it could a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

King Pupil

King Pupil is MassMedicalStrains' attempt to make Star Pupil

THC 18-24%

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👑 Indica Royalty

King Sherb

King Sherb is what happens when In House Genetics decides yo

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Royalty

King Sherb

Meet King Sherb, the monarch who traded his velvet robe for

THC 22-30%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Royalty

King Sherb Rix

Meet the monarch of munchies: King Sherb Rix, an indica so c

THC 15-25%

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👑 Indica Royalty

King Sherbert

King Sherbert is what happens when Sunset Sherbet marries OG

THC 20-27%

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⚖️ Skunk Royalty Hybrid

King Skunk

King Skunk is what happens when Canadian breeders decide the

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Scott Family Flex)

King Skunk

Meet King Skunk—the strain that smells like your high-school

THC 18%

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⚔️ Indica

King Slayer

King Slayer is the royal edict that cancels your evening iti

THC 18-26%

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🥭 Balanced Hybrid

King Tropical

King Tropical is what happens when Colombian lab coats decid

THC 18-24%