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Strain Reviews

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

King Willie

Meet King Willie, the strain that treats you like royalty un

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Royalty

King's Bounty

King's Bounty is Dark Horse Genetics' way of saying "you're

THC 22%

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👑 Indica Royalty

King's Chalice

King's Chalice is the strain equivalent of a velvet-rope VIP

THC 22-26%

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🟣 Indica Dessert Dominatrix

King's Custard

Imagine if Marie Antoinette got baked before saying "let the

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custodian

King's Fudge

Imagine eating a pan of fudge, then discovering it was laced

THC 20-26%

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👑 Citrus-Soaked Hybrid

King's Juice

Green House Seeds’ royal lovechild of Mimosa and King’s Kush

THC 18-24%

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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

King's Kush

Meet the strain that treats your nervous system like a medie

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced 1:1 Auto Hybrid

King's Kush Autoflowering CBD

Meet the royal who swapped his crown for CBD gummies. This 9

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock in Fast-Forward

King's Kush Automatic

Green House Seeds took their couch-flinging King's Kush, hit

THC 15-25%

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🟢 1:1 Couch-to-Calm Hybrid

King's Kush CBD

The strain that lets you taste OG Kush swagger while keeping

THC 6-12%

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⚫ Couch-Bound Indica

King's Ransom

King's Ransom is the strain that makes you feel like you jus

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Sativa Dominant

King's Ransom x NH 21

Reeferman's love letter to 1990s basement grow ops, King's R

THC 18-26%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

King's Ransom x NH 21

Scott Family Farms basically took a classic haze, fed it esp

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'What am I even doing tonight?')

King's Tart

King's Tart is what happens when Dutch breeders decide desse

THC 15-25%

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👑 Hybrid Royalty

Kings Banner

Kings Banner is the strain that makes you feel like you're g

THC 20%

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👑 Indica Royalty

Kings Banner XIII

Think Bruce Banner got crowned and started dating French nob

THC 22-28%

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👑 Balanced Hybrid

Kings Blend

Meet the strain that thinks it's royalty but still lets you

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Regal Indica

Kings Chalice

Kings Chalice is Wyeast Farms’ velvet-rope indica: small-bat

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Old-School Indica

Kings Cross

The strain that proves Reeferman Seeds has been trolling hip

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Kings Cross

Kings Cross is Scott Family Farms’ classified indica that re

THC 18-26%

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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Kings Crown

Kings Crown is what happens when Monster Breeders Associatio

THC 20-28%

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👑 Boutique Hybrid

Kings Cure

Kings Cure is what happens when a Colorado breeder decides t

THC 18-24%

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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Kings Honor

Clone Chief’s ‘patient-first’ indica is basically the weed e

THC 15-25%

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👑 Pure Indica Royalty

Kings Kush

Bow down, peasants—Kings Kush has arrived to confiscate your

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Polyhybrid

Kings Kush X Sour Dubble X Fire Pie

Imagine OG Kush and Sour Diesel had a threesome with a cherr

THC 20-28%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Royalty

Kings Stash

This Archive Seed Bank banger is what happens when OG Kush a

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Kings Venom

Copycat Genetix’s Kings Venom is the strain equivalent of ge

THC 20%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Kingship Dipper

Kingship Dipper is what happens when a boutique Illinois bre

THC 20-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Kingston Confidential

Kingston Confidential is what happens when you tell your Con

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica

Kingston Kush

Kingston Kush is Irie Genetics’ love letter to anyone who wa

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Candy Hybrid

Kingz Kandy

Kingz Kandy is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bag

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Kinkanna by The Plant

Meet Kinkanna, the indica that brings a butter knife to a ba

THC 8%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

KirkWood OG

KirkWood OG is what happens when Archive Seed Bank traps the

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Kishar

Kishar is what happens when a Mesopotamian goddess gets horn

THC 18-26%

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🍊 Sativa

Kishu Tangerine

Imagine someone juiced a crate of Kishu mandarins into your

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cannon

Kiss Dragon

Kiss Dragon is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket d

THC 15-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kiss Of Death

Like a Tinder date with a black belt, Kiss Of Death starts s

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Kiss The Sky by Flip Side

Named after the Hendrix lyric your stoner uncle quotes every

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (or as balanced as you can be at 30% THC)

Kitchen Patrol

Kitchen Patrol is what happens when a breeder binge-watches

THC 25-30%

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🌈 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Kitchen Sink

Cannarado Genetics basically dumped every elite clone they h

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Hybrid (GMO x Sundae Driver)

Kitchen Sink

Kitchen Sink is what happens when breeders play Tetris with

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Kitchen Sink

Kitchen Sink is what happens when breeders raid the pantry a

THC 18-21%

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🐱 Hybrid

Kitten Cheese

Imagine someone spilled a wheel of brie in a litter box and

THC 20%

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🐱 Balanced Hybrid

Kitten Mittens

This boutique darling looks like a snow-covered Maine Coon a

THC 22-24%

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🔮 Fruit-Forward Indica

Kiwano

Meet Kiwano—the boutique indica that smells like a tropical

THC 20-26%

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🥝 Daytime Sativa

Kiwano Kush

Meet Kiwano Kush—the strain that took the word "Kush" and ga

THC 18-22%

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🥝 Balanced Hybrid

Kiwi

Meet Kiwi—the strain that smells like someone spilled a frui

THC 16-22%

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🥝🍓 Hybrid Roulette

Kiwi Berry

Kiwi Berry is the strain equivalent of ordering "chef's choi

THC 15-25%