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🟣 Full-Body Nap Inducer

Kurple

Kurple is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 20%
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🟣 Purple Couchlock Express

Kurple Fantasy

Kurple Fantasy is what happens when OG Kush and a grape Joll

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Express

Kurple Fantasy

A bud so purple Prince would sue for copyright infringement.

THC 5-10%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kurple Fantasy

Kurple Fantasy is what happens when OG Kush and Purple Urkle

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Kurple Fantasy X Rainbow Crushers

Cannarado Genetics basically took purple drank and melted a

THC 22-24%
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⚖️ Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Kuru Kashi

Kuru Kashi sounds like a Pokémon that evolves into couch-loc

THC 18-22%
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🤖 Secret-Sauce Hybrid

Kusai

Kusai is the strain Swamp Boys won’t fully confess to breedi

THC 18-26%
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🟣 OG Indica

Kush

Meet the strain so old-school it predates your dealer's gran

THC 18-26%
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⛰️ OG Indica Dynasty

Kush

Meet Kush—the strain family so old it remembers when "OG" ju

THC 15-18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Kush #1

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that also smells

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Kush & Chips

Brain Freeze Seeds basically asked, "What if OG Kush raided

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kush 4

Meet Kush 4—the strain so lazy it outsourced its own origin

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Indica-Sativa Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Kush 4 x Sunshine Daydream

Bodhi Seeds took a couch-lock legend and a sunshine hippie,

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Kush 592

Kush 592 is that friend who moved to Portland and now only d

THC 22%
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⚪ Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Kush And Cheese

Imagine your stoner buddy tried to make a charcuterie board

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Kush Autoflower

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Kush Aut

THC 15-20%
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🔮 Mystery Kush Hybrid

Kush Babies

Kush Babies is Square One Genetics' classified-ops hybrid th

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Israeli Edition)

Kush Ben Yamini

Meet Kush Ben Yamini, the strain that proves even medical-gr

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ CBD-Balanced Hybrid

Kush Berry CBD

Meet the strain that said "what if we kept the Kush vibes bu

THC 8-15%
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⚡ Sativa Dessert Hybrid

Kush Berry Truffles

Big Dog’s Kush Berry Truffles is what happens when a French

THC 19-21%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Kush Blues

Kuntry Greenthumb’s Kush Blues is the strain equivalent of p

THC 25%
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💣 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Kush Bomb

Kush Bomb is what happens when British breeders decide regul

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Kush Breath

Meet Kush Breath, the strain that smells like your grandma’s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kush by Carpathians Seeds

Meet the strain that taught gravity how to do its job. Kush

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Non-Intoxicating Indica

Kush Cake Indoor Flower (CBD)

Imagine Wedding Cake’s hot cousin that won’t ghost you for t

THC 0.3%
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🧼 West Coast Kush Hybrid

Kush Cleaner

Kush Cleaner is what happens when a NorCal breeder decides y

THC 20-26%
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☀️ Autoflowering Sativa

Kush Cloud Amnesia

Meet the strain that promises amnesia but just makes you for

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Indica Supreme

Kush Clouds by Hash Hands

Imagine your brain trading in its work badge for a hammock a

THC 20%
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⚡ OG-Certified Time Machine

Kush Co OG

A clone-only OG throwback that skips the seed hunt and hands

THC 15-25%
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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Classic

Kush Co OG

Kush Co OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket so

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Kush Coffee

Imagine your morning latte got high and forgot it had a job

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Lights-Out Indica

Kush Coma

Meet Kush Coma: the strain that keeps Ambien executives awak

THC 18-26%
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🫒 Couch-Lock Lite

Kush Cookies CBD

Meet the strain that lets you smell like a dispensary while

THC 5-9%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kush Crasher

Kush Crasher is what happens when Wedding Crasher gets drunk

THC 20-25%
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🍇 Hybrid Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Kush Crashers

Kush Crashers is what happens when OG Kush rear-ends a weddi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Couch Optional)

Kush Crashers

Imagine if a Kush had a one-night stand with a wedding cake

THC 15-25%
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⚪️ Hybrid That Forgot Its Gym Membership

Kush Cream Breath

Kush Cream Breath is the strain equivalent of ordering a dec

THC 5%
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🔮 Indica

Kush Cream Dream

Kush Cream Dream is the strain equivalent of putting your br

THC 15-25%
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🔆 Certified Daytime Sativa

Kush Dan

Meet Kush Dan, the spreadsheet-friendly sativa bred by lab-c

THC 15-25%
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⚫️ Pure Indica

Kush Del Arriero

Meet the strain bred to haul your couch-locked ass up the An

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Kush Delicius

Imagine your classic Kush got Tinder and matched with a citr

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Comfort Cake

Kush Deseert

Kush Deseert is what happens when a classic Kush gets jealou

THC 18-24%
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⚕️ Fast-Food Hybrid

Kush Doctor

Kush Doctor is the pharmaceutical-grade fast pass to Kush to

THC 15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kush Dream

The strain that answers the age-old question, "What if a pil

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Kush Exclusive

Kush Exclusive is the strain equivalent of a velvet-roped VI

THC 20%
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⏱️ Ruderalis Speed-Run Indica

Kush Express

Kush Express is the cannabis equivalent of a 2-minute ramen

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Pure Indica Menace

Kush Face

Meet Kush Face, the indica that literally lives up to its na

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Coma

Kush Fromage

Imagine OG Kush and a wheel of funky blue cheese had a baby

THC 20%

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