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🍦 Couch-Lock Custard

Kreemsycle

Imagine if a creamsicle got blackout drunk and decided to na

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Soviet-Level Indica

Kremlin

Kremlin is the strain that builds a wall around your brain a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Boutique Hybrid

Kringe

Kringe is Mosca Seeds’ latest flex—an elite hybrid that hits

THC 24-28%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid (Therapy Couch Edition)

Kripa

Kripa is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that al

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kripala

Kripala is the indica that asks, "Why stand when horizontal

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Kripple

Kripple is the strain that asks "why walk when you can roll?

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Kripple Roulette

Spin the cylinder and pray: Kripple Roulette is Dr. Kripplin

THC 10-14%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Kripple Shock

The strain that sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat finishe

THC 15-25%
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🌀 Tri-Heritage Auto Hybrid

Krippleberry

Krippleberry is Dr. Krippling’s “set-it-and-forget-it” berry

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Kripplicious

Imagine a dessert so sticky it glues your butt to the sofa—D

THC 15-25%
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🟪 Kush-Forward Hybrid

Krippy Kush

Krippy Kush is what happens when Florida street slang gets a

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Florida Couchlock Special

Kriptiks

Kriptiks is what happens when Florida's "krippy" underground

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica Power Nap

Kriptonyta

Kriptonyta is the indica that bench-presses your stress befo

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Krishna Kush

Named after a chill deity but hits more like a weighted blan

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica (a.k.a. Couch GPS)

Kristofer

Meet Kristofer, Therapy Seeds’ attempt to bottle the feeling

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Kritic 70

The espresso shot of cannabis: Kritic 70 finishes in 70 days

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kritical Max

Kritical Max is Venus Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s

THC 28-30%
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🟢 Compact Bastard Auto

Kritical Max Auto

Spain’s greatest gift since siestas: a 10-week seed-to-stash

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Kritikal Bilbo

Meet the Basque Country’s greatest export since pintxos: Kri

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto-Hybrid

Kritikal Bilbo Auto

The Basque Country’s gift to impatient stoners—Kritikal Bilb

THC 16-22%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Kritikal Bilbo CBD

A Spanish yield queen that traded half its THC for CBD—becau

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Low-THC Hybrid

Kritikal Bilbo x AK-47

Spain’s answer to ‘I want to smoke a trophy, but also remain

THC 5%
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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Kritikal K

If IKEA sold cannabis, it would be Kritikal K: a flat-packed

THC 21-22%
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🌴 Heritage Thai Sativa (But Chill, Bro)

Kroeng Krawia

Meet Kroeng Krawia, the strain that basically backpacked thr

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

Kroma by Ripper Seeds

Meet Kroma—Ripper Seeds’ answer to "what if a hash brick lea

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Tamale

Krome Tamale

Krome Tamale is the strain equivalent of your abuela's secre

THC 20-28%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

Krome White Triangle

Krome White Triangle is the strain equivalent of a Snuggie m

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica Couch-Locker

Kronic by Venus Genetics

Kronic is what happens when Spanish breeders decide “reliabl

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Couchlock Cola

Kronic Kola

Kronic Kola is the indie soda of indicas—small-batch, heavy

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Kronocaine

Meet Kronocaine—the strain that won’t make you late for your

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Krop Killer

Krop Killer is SnowHigh Seeds’ floral hitman—an indica so se

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Krown Royal

Krown Royal is the strain that says, "You’re not going anywh

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Krown Royal CBD

Meet the strain that treats THC like a garnish instead of th

THC 6%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

KRS-1

Small-batch indica that’s basically a weighted blanket in nu

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Krumbl

Meet Krumbl, the strain that finishes faster than your last

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krumbz By Mgb Worldwide

Krumbz is the strain equivalent of a mullet—business in the

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Krumpe Kush

Krumpe Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy passwo

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Indica

Krumpets

Krumpets is what happens when a pastry chef gets into breedi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cronut

Krumpets

Krumpets is the strain that convinced your nana to swap her

THC 18-19%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Krunk

Imagine a skunk hot-boxed a lemon tree, then body-slammed yo

THC 26%
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🟢 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Krunk Skunk

Meet Krunk Skunk, the strain that smells like a skunk hot-bo

THC 25%
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🍭 Mysterious Boutique Hybrid

Kruntz

Kruntz is the strain that shows up to the party wearing desi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krush Groove by Cult Six16

Meet the strain that wants to be everything to everyone and

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Hybrid With Ruderalis DNA

Krush Rush

Krush Rush is what happens when breeders mix indica, sativa,

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krusteaz

Named like a Saturday-morning pancake mix, Krusteaz is Root

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

Krusty Kreme by Yetis Pheno

Imagine hot-and-ready doughnuts got crossed with a snow-capp

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krylon

If huffing markers had a classy cousin, it’d be Krylon—ThugP

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Hybrid (Parents on the DL)

Krypto

Krypto is the strain equivalent of a classified file—Secret

THC 18-28%

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