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⚙️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Kookie Krumbs

Kookie Krumbs is Sterquiliniis Seed Supply's answer to "what

THC 15-25%

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🍪⚖️ Dessert-Balanced Hybrid

Kookie Mob

Kookie Mob is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Mothe

THC 20-28%

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🧟‍♂️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Who-Knows-What)

Kookie Monstar

Kookie Monstar is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date w

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica

Kookiee G'Emoji

Imagine Thin Mints got blackout drunk on GMO fumes and start

THC 19-21%

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🔥 Hybrid

Kookies 91

Kookies 91 is what happens when a Girl Scout sells Thin Mint

THC 15-25%

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🔮 NorCal Couch Glue

Kookies by Santa Cruz Goatfarm

Kookies is what happens when Silicon Valley tech money meets

THC 22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Kool Aid Breath

Remember that sugar-high after chugging a pitcher of red Koo

THC 20-23%

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🍭 Hybrid Candy Bomb

Kool Aid Man

Imagine the Kool-Aid pitcher busting through your living roo

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Dessert-Leanin’ Hybrid

Kool Aid Smile By Andromedas

Kool Aid Smile is the strain equivalent of sneaking spoonful

THC 8-10%

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🍇 Grape-Sloth Indica

Kool Grapes

Imagine if Grape Kool-Aid grew up, hit the gym, and decided

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Kool Grapes

Imagine Willy Wonka got thirsty at 3 a.m., raided the Kool-A

THC 25%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Concords

Kool Grapes NETA

NETA's Kool Grapes is the strain that tastes like childhood

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Kool Whip

Kool Whip is what happens when Lit Farms asks, "What if whip

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Kool Whip

Kool Whip is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Kool Whip

Imagine the canned whipped cream you used to huff at 14, but

THC 20%

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🔮 Purp-Powered Indica

Koolato

Koolato is the purple love-child of Face On Fire and Gelato

THC 28%

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🟣 Premium Indica (Wallet-Emptying Edition)

Koolato Price

Meet Koolato Price, the bougie Gelato cousin who shows up to

THC 25%

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🔮 Old-School Indica

Kopasetic Kush

Think of Kopasetic Kush as the Volvo 240 of weed—boxy, relia

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Functional Couch-Lock')

Kopi Luwak

Named after the world’s most expensive cat-poop coffee, Kopi

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Korengal Kush

Meet Korengal Kush, the strain that treats your spine like a

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Korenji

Korenji is what happens when Spanish breeders decide your st

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch Magnet

Korn Dawgz

Korn Dawgz is HBK Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Indica-leaning Hybrid

Kosher Afghan

Kosher Afghan is the strain equivalent of your rabbi showing

THC 15-25%

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🛸 Space-Traveling Hybrid

Kosher Alien

Imagine OG Kush got abducted, probed, and came back with a c

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kosher Alien x Monster Cookies

Imagine if a Jewish deli had a one-night stand with a Girl S

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Hybrid

Kosher Berry

Kosher Berry is what happens when a Jewish grandmother and a

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Cupcake

Kosher Cake

Imagine if your bubbe's babka got possessed by a stoner demo

THC 20%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Autoflower

Kosher Cake Auto

Fast Buds took the sacred bakeries of Tel Aviv and stuffed t

THC 20-27%

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⚗️ OG-Fuel Hybrid

Kosher Chem

Imagine your rabbi hot-boxing a gas station—Kosher Chem is t

THC 20%

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🟤 Indica-leaning Dessert Hybrid

Kosher Choco Kush

Imagine OG Kush went to Amsterdam, got baptized in chocolate

THC 18-24%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Kosher Climber

Heart & Soil’s Kosher Climber is the strain for folks who wa

THC 20%

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🔮 Kosher Indulgence

Kosher Creamz

Imagine your bubbe’s kush stash got frisky with a tub of van

THC 19-21%

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🟣 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Kosher Cube

Kosher Cube is the strain your dealer swears is "from Cali"

THC 20-26%

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🔯 Indica (Certified Gas-Slinging)

Kosher Dawg

Imagine if a rabbi and a gas-station attendant had a beautif

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Gas-Keeping Indica

Kosher Dawg

Imagine if a rabbi hot-boxed a mechanic’s garage—Kosher Dawg

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (With a Heavy Kush Hangover)

Kosher Dog

Kosher Dog is what happens when Kosher Kush and Stardawg hav

THC 18-24%

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🍭 Sativa-Dominant Candy Bomb

Kosher Fruitz

Kosher Fruitz is what happens when a rabbi walks into a cand

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Certified Hybrid

Kosher Gorilla Funk

Kosher Gorilla Funk is what happens when a Kush rabbi, a GG4

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (Yes, the name is gaslighting you)

Kosher Haze

Kosher Haze sounds like it should bounce you off the ceiling

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kosher Headband

Meet Kosher Headband: the strain that straps a velvet rope a

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Kush-Head Hybrid

Kosher Heads

Grand Cru Genetics basically took Kosher Kush to confession

THC 22%

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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock Kush

Kosher Iris

Kosher Iris is what happens when a rabbi and a botanist get

THC 26%

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🔯 Certified Indica

Kosher Kush

AKA Jew Gold, this OG legend hits like a guilt trip from you

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica (The Couch-Lock Rabbi)

Kosher Kush

Kosher Kush is the OG that went to temple, came back speakin

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning)

Kosher Kush

Grand Cru’s Kosher Kush is the strain that convinced your bu

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Ultra-Orthodox Indica

Kosher Kush

This strain got its name when a rabbi allegedly blessed the

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Kosher Kush

The strain that put the 'holy' in holy sh*t, Kosher Kush is

THC 20-25%

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🕎 Certified Hybrid (Backcross #1)

Kosher Kush Bc1

The spiritual successor to the OG Kosher Kush, this Bc1 back

THC 20-27%