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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Kosher Kush CBD

The rabbi-blessed couch-lock OG you remember, now neutered t

THC 6-10%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Kosher Kush x Star Dawg

Greenpoint Seeds basically took a bar-mitzvah OG and made it

THC 28%

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🍊 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Kosher Kush x Tangerine

Imagine if your rabbi hot-boxed a Florida orange grove—this

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica

Kosher Mids

A Michigan-bred OG mash-up that calls itself “mids” while de

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Ultra-Orthodox Indica

Kosher Orangez

Imagine a rabbi dunking a nug of pure kush in orange juice a

THC 26%

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🔯 Full-Blooded Indica

Kosher Pie

Imagine your bubbe’s cherry strudel got blackout drunk with

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Kosher Popz

Kosher Popz is Old School Genetics' attempt at making a stra

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Kosher Royale

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with a side

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Kosher Smurf

Imagine if Papa Smurf got bar-mitzvahed, then hot-boxed a ku

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Cult

Kosher Soda

Europe’s answer to "what if soda fountain met synagogue?" Ko

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica

Kosher Sorbet

Like if your bubbe's rugelach got crossed with a Gelato disp

THC 25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Kosher Tangie

AKA 24K Gold because smoking this feels like liquidating you

THC 20-24%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kosher Tangie

Kosher Tangie is what happens when a rabbi and a tangerine h

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Kosher Tangie

Meet Kosher Tangie, the strain that sounds like it went to H

THC 18-26%

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🔯 Certified Night-Night Indica

Kosher Tash

Kosher Tash is the strain that asks, "What if couch-lock cam

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Kosher Indica

Kosher White Truffle

Like someone dipped OG Kush in truffle butter and read it th

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Kush Baked in Dough)

Kosher X Dank Dough

Imagine Bubbe’s kitchen if Bubbe traded the menorah for a to

THC 22-29%

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🥯🍪 Hybrid (OG Meets Bakery)

Kosher x Dank Dough IX

Imagine if a rabbi and a pastry chef hot-boxed a 7-Series: t

THC 20-29%

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🍇 Hybrid That Won’t Text Your Rabbi Back

Kosherberriez

Imagine a Kush that went to Willy Wonka's factory and came b

THC 20-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kostabi

Kostabi is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 20%

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🟢 Heritage Sativa

Koster

Koster is basically the cannabis equivalent of a double espr

THC 5-10%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Kough Drop

Named after the candy your grandma force-fed you for "conges

THC 15-25%

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💜 Balanced Hybrid

Kourtney Luv

Imagine a strain that looks like a Pinterest lavender latte

THC 20-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Mystery Hybrid

Kra Jiap

Kra Jiap sounds like a Pokémon evolution and smokes like a B

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krab Ragoons

Krab Ragoons is the strain equivalent of that one friend who

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Krabapple

Imagine if a Granny Smith got drunk on gelato and decided to

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krabby Patty

The only Krabby Patty that won't give Mr. Krabs a heart atta

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Kraken

Kracken

Meet Kracken, the indica that drags your ass to the ocean fl

THC 17-22%

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🟣 Maritime-Grade Hybrid

Krackin Kush

If OG Kush went to therapy and moved to Seattle, it’d be Kra

THC 15-25%

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🌋 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa)

Krakatoa by The Blazing Pistileros

Krakatoa is what happens when boutique breeders name weed af

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Kraken

Kraken

This Spanish-bred beast doesn’t sink ships—it sinks your pla

THC 16-21%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Kraken

Kraken

Kraken is the strain that finally answers the age-old questi

THC 24%

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🔵 Compact Indica Auto

Kraken Auto

Kraken Auto is Shaman Genetics’ pocket-sized Kraken that won

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger's Strain)

Kraken Black Pepper

Washington’s answer to "what if pepper spray got you high in

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Krampus

The holiday demon of weed strains—Krampus looks innocent wit

THC 18-24%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Krampus A Skookum

Krampus A Skookum is Tatewari Tactical’s yuletide prank on y

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Straight-Up Indica

Krampus OG

Meet Krampus OG, the strain that punishes naughty stoners by

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

Krampus × Suicidal Dreams

Imagine if the Grinch and a Red Bull had a botanical threeso

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Krazy Daddy

Meet Krazy Daddy—the only father figure that shows up at 15-

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Sativa-Powered Hybrid

Krazy Dreamers

Krazy Dreamers is the espresso shot of hybrids—no parentage

THC 19-21%

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⚡ Vintage Dutch Sativa

Krazy Karol

Meet Krazy Karol—The Seed Bank’s 1980s love letter to anyone

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Krazy Kush

Krazy Kush is the strain that makes you cancel plans you did

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Krazy Kush

Meet Krazy Kush, the boutique indica that’s basically OG Kus

THC 10-20%

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🔥 Sativa That Forgot It's Not an Indica

Krazy OG

Krazy OG is what happens when OG Kush decides to cosplay as

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Krazy Runtz

Imagine Runtz went on a juice cleanse, got jacked, and decid

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Dessert-Assassin Indica

Krazy Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka ran a dispensary—Krazy Runtz is the gold

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

Krazy Runtz #3

Imagine a sugar-addicted Runtz phenotype got locked in a gas

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Heavy-Indica Couch-Lock Machine

Kreamdog

Kreamdog is the strain Imperial Seal Seeds whipped up when t

THC 15-25%