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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Koji OG

Imagine your favorite OG Kush went to culinary school and ca

THC 22-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (OG-Adjacent)

Kojii OG

Kojii OG is Crop Circle Genetics’ answer to “What if OG Kush

THC 15-25%
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🌲 Couch-Lock Lumberjack

Kokiri Forest

Kokiri Forest is the strain that makes you wonder if you lef

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Mysterious Indica

Koko

Koko is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who won't tel

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Koko Barzz

Koko Barzz is Beanmill Genetics’ sugar-coated apology letter

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Koko Puffs

Imagine if Count Chocula got knocked up by a gas-station OG

THC 18-26%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

Koko's Cake

Koko's Cake is the strain equivalent of eating frosting stra

THC 20%
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🍬 Hybrid (Candy-Flavored Chaos)

Kola Cubes

Imagine your British grandma’s candy dish got freaky with a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mostly Indica

Kola Razzpao

Kola Razzpao is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kolo Kush

Kolo Kush is what happens when a mountain Kush gets a gym me

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Beast

Kolossus

Named like a God of War boss fight, Kolossus is Sannie's See

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Kolotov Rocktail

Meet Kolotov Rocktail—the strain named like a Russian beach

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Koma

Meet Koma, the indica that lives up to its name by turning y

THC 8-10%
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🍵 Hybrid (but acts like it drank its own marketing)

Kombucha

Imagine if your overpriced fermented tea got possessed by a

THC 19%
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🤷‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid (or Unbalanced, depends on the mood)

Kombucha

Imagine your hippie aunt brewed a batch of kombucha, acciden

THC 7-15%
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🍵 Hybrid

Kombucha Cream

Imagine if your yoga instructor's fermented tea habit got fr

THC 20-25%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Kombucha Cream

Imagine if a $9 bottle of kombucha and a tub of vanilla ice

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie

Kombucha Oreo

Imagine dunking an Oreo in kombucha after a yoga class you l

THC 22-29%
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🍵 Hybrid

Kombucha Weed

Imagine if your favorite kombucha got drunk, hooked up with

THC 15-25%
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🌾 Industrial Sativa

Kompolti

Kompolti started life as Europe’s favorite hemp fiber crop—b

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa (The Legal Eagle)

Kompolti By Apeorigin

Meet Kompolti: the strain that spent decades as Europe’s mos

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Sativa-leaning hybrid that forgot leg day

Kona Cookie 2.0

Imagine a Girl Scout Thin Mint that got lost on Waikiki Beac

THC 5%
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🌞 Island Speed Sativa

Kona Cookie OG

Kona Cookie OG is what happens when Hawaiian vacation vibes

THC 15-25%
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🥥 Hybrid (Island Couch-Lock Edition)

Kona Cookies

Imagine Thin Mints took a Hawaiian vacation and came back we

THC 18-26%
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🌴 Pure Island Sativa

Kona Gold

Kona Gold is basically a beach vacation for your neurons—min

THC 15-25%
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🌺 Pure Island Sativa

Kona Gold

Kona Gold is the strain your Boomer uncle still brags about

THC 20%
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🥥 Sativa

Kona Gold

Kona Gold is the vintage Hawaiian sativa your dad still brag

THC 16-22%
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☕ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Kona Koffee

Kona Koffee is what happens when your espresso machine and y

THC 18-24%
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🏝️ Island Couch-Lock

Kona Kush

Aloha means hello, goodbye, and "see you in three hours beca

THC 25%
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🟩 Balanced Hybrid

Kona Queen

Mount Zion’s Kona Queen is the cannabis equivalent of a mai

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Coconut

Kona Sunset

Kona Sunset is the weed equivalent of a piña colada laced wi

THC 18%
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⚪ Island-Tested, Anxiety-Bested Hybrid

Kona White

Aloha, panic attack. Mana House Hawaii took vintage island v

THC 26%
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🦍 Pure Indica

Kong

This isn’t the Peter Jackson kind—Holy Smoke’s Kong is the i

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Mellow Indica

Kong

Meet Kong—the strain that’s more ‘gentle giant’ than ‘Empire

THC 12-15%
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🟣 Mystery Meat Indica

Kong

The strain so mysterious even its mom doesn’t know who the d

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Kong 47

Named like a rejected action movie sequel, Kong 47 is Dr. Un

THC 15-25%
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🦍 OG-Dominant Hybrid

Kong OG

Meet Kong OG: the strain that treats your brain like a skysc

THC 18-26%
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🦍🐂 Couch-Lock Champion

Kong Ox

Kong Ox is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Kong Pow

Kong Pow is Master Thai’s boutique bouncer—an indica so dens

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Kong Super Glue

Auto-flowering, couch-locking, and sticky enough to double a

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Freakshow

Kong's Freaky Cousin

The black-sheep sativa who shows up to family reunions with

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Kong's Haze

Kong’s Haze is the sativa that climbs your synapses like a c

THC 19-23%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Kong's Krush

Kong's Krush is the strain that gets you high enough to thin

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Boutique Dessert Hybrid

Konga Cake

Imagine Wedding Cake went on a tropical vacation and came ba

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Sativa

Kongo

Kongo is what happens when a Congolese landrace gets a Silic

THC 15-25%
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🥥 Sativa Jungle Juice

Kongs Island

Kongs Island is what happens when a sativa gets shipwrecked

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Monster

Kongzilla

Kongzilla is Elev8 Seeds' love letter to anyone who's ever w

THC 18-30%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Konoplja Kush

Konoplja Kush is what happens when OG Labs decides your plan

THC 18-26%

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