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🧀 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

LA Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of gouda got high on its own supply and d

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

LA Cheese

LA Cheese is the strain that answers the question, "What if

THC 15%
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🧀 Pure Indica

La Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger cheese got drunk on LA Confi

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheese Wheel

La Cheese by Big Buddha Seeds

Big Buddha’s La Cheese is what happens when someone asks, “W

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

La Cheperudeta

La Cheperudeta is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

LA Cherry Haze

LA Cherry Haze is what happens when Oregon hippies decide ch

THC 18%
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🍒 SoCal Couch Dessert

La Cherry Pie

Born in the land of traffic and TikTok houses, LA Cherry Pie

THC 16%
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🍫 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

La Chocolat

La Chocolat is what happens when DNA Genetics asks, "What if

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Despite the Couch-Lock Name)

La Conf

Meet La Conf—the strain that’s either having an identity cri

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Couch-Lock Express

LA Confidential

This 100% indica is basically a weighted blanket in plant fo

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

LA Confidential by ApeOrigin

LA Confidential is the strain equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

LA Confidential x Dream n Sour

Picture LA Confidential giving Dream n Sour a sloppy kiss at

THC 18%
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🔥 California Sativa That Thinks It's Dessert

LA Cookies

LA Cookies is what happens when The Cali Connection decides

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

La Cookies

La Cookies is what happens when OG Kush and Girl Scout Cooki

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa Shrouded in Mystery

La Crema

Meet La Crema, the strain that’s basically the Banksy of wee

THC 18-24%
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🟣 75% Indica Couch Magnet

La Cuarta Especie by Brothers Ink

Brothers Ink calls this “The Fourth Species” like aliens jus

THC 22%
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🟣 Full-Body Couch Magnet

La Cucaracha

Named after the cockroach that couldn't walk without weed—ir

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

LA Diesel

LA Diesel is what happens when a diesel strain discovers yog

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Hybrid with Identity Issues

LA Diesel

LA Diesel is what happens when fuel meets flower and decides

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica

La Diosa Lakshmi

Named after the goddess of wealth, this indica will make you

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

La Diva

Meet La Diva—the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couch

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

La Dog

La Dog is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

La Dog Autoflowering

La Dog Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

LA Dream

LA Dream is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Dutch Couch-Lock

La Dutch

Meet La Dutch—the strain that makes you question why you eve

THC 20%
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🎉 Balanced Hybrid

La Fiesta

La Fiesta is what happens when breeders throw a genetic rage

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Locking Indica

LA Fire

LA Fire is what happens when LA traffic meets actual fire—ex

THC 22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

La Fruta X Lowryder 2

Imagine a fruit salad that got high and decided to finish it

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Ruderalis Remix Hybrid

La Frutta Di Venus

Imagine if a fruit stand got drunk, joined a polyamorous bre

THC 18-22%
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⚗️ Tri-force Auto Hybrid

La Galena

La Galena is the Swiss-army knife of autos—compact, reliable

THC 15-20%
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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie

La Galleta

La Galleta is the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

La Gelato

La Gelato is Humboldt Seed Organisation’s apology to everyon

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

La Hostia

La Hostia translates to "holy shit" in English, and that’s e

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

La Hula MLI

Treeology Genetics basically weaponized indica with La Hula

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

LA In Violet

LA In Violet is what happens when breeders get bored and dec

THC 18%
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🏝️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

La Isla Bonita

The strain that sounds like a Madonna song and hits like a C

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

LA Jack

LA Jack is the Switzerland of weed—completely neutral, diplo

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

La Jefa

Meet La Jefa—the strain that fires you from being a function

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Actually Listens

La Jefa

Meet La Jefa, the strain that shows up in a power suit, fire

THC 25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

LA Juice

LA Juice is Crockett Family Farms’ attempt to bottle Califor

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

La Katana

La Katana sounds like a Naruto attack but hits like a medita

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (70/30) but Somehow Still Sativa

LA Kosher Kush by Green Bodhi

Green Bodhi’s LA Kosher Kush is the strain equivalent of a r

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

LA Kush Burger

Imagine Wedding Cake and a burger had a one-night stand in a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

LA Kush Cake

LA Kush Cake is the strain that asks, "What if dessert could

THC 18%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake Batter

LA Kush Cake

LA Kush Cake is what happens when a Michelin-star pastry che

THC 18-20%
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🤖 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

LA Kush Cake Automatic

Zamnesia’s autoflowering love-child of dessert and dank that

THC 18-22%
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🎂 Hybrid With Identity Crisis

LA Kush Cake OG by Swordzman

Imagine if your grandma’s vanilla cake got possessed by a Ku

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Cake)

La Kush Cake Remix

Ohms Seeds took LA Kush Cake, added more frosting vibes, and

THC 18%

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