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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

LA Kush Cake X Wedding Crasher

Stone City Genetics basically hot-wired two wedding cakes to

THC 21%
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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

LA Kush Candy

Imagine if a dispensary and a gas-station snack aisle had a

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

La Kush Chip

La Kush Chip by Therapy Seeds is the strain equivalent of a

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified

LA Kush Cookies

Imagine if a Girl Scout got lost in an OG Kush forest and st

THC 15-25%
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🥛 Couch-Locking Condensed Milk

La Lechera

La Lechera sounds like a sweet abuela but smacks like a suga

THC 18-27%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Move

La Lina

Meet La Lina—the strain that makes coffee file for unemploym

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Certified Couch Vampire

La Loca Lola

Meet La Loca Lola—the strain that took Family Ganjah 150 bre

THC 20%
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🌙 Balanced Hybrid

La Luna

La Luna is what happens when a strain spends too much time s

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Dutch Passion Sativa

La Lybella

Meet La Lybella—Dutch Passion’s love letter to anyone who’s

THC 20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

La Macedonia

Meet La Macedonia—Pure Instinto's attempt at weaponized prod

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

La Mano Negra 1

Meet La Mano Negra 1, the strain that spent 200+ hours in ge

THC 18%
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🟢 Certified Sativa

La Mano Negra 2

Meet the strain that convinced White Buffalo Seed Collective

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

La Marquise

La Marquise is Aficionado French Connection’s way of saying

THC 24%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Royalty

La Medica Blanca

DutchFem’s La Medica Blanca is the pharmaceutical equivalent

THC 18-24%
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🟣 NorCal Couch Glue

La Mendo

La Mendo is what happens when SoCal traffic fumes and NorCal

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Speed Hybrid

La Mofeta

La Mofeta is what happens when Spanish breeders decide to we

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

La Moreneta

Meet La Moreneta, the indica that politely asks your legs to

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

La Musa

La Musa is what happens when breeders can't pick a lane and

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

La Nina

La Nina is Mr Nice's diplomatic peace treaty between couch-l

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

LA Octane

LA Octane is what happens when breeders try to make a strain

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid (OG Kush × LA Confidential)

LA OG

LA OG is the strain equivalent of a Hollywood agent: loud, d

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Sativa

La Perla by Black Tuna

Meet La Perla—the strain that makes you question if your cof

THC 15-25%
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🌅 Pure Sativa

La Perla Negra by Hyp3rids

Meet the strain that needed 15-20 test tubes, a decade of pa

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

La Pop Rocks

Seed Junky Genetics basically bottled your childhood candy d

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Candy Bomb

LA Pop Rocks

LA Pop Rocks is the strain equivalent of eating Pop Rocks in

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica (but somehow still makes you text your ex)

La Pop Rocks

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed a Kush lab and then forgot the

THC 18-26%
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🍊 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

La Pop Rocks X Mimosa

Imagine if your childhood candy drawer and a bottomless mimo

THC 20-27%
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🍭 Indica-Dominant Candy Monster

La Pop Rocks X Purple Push Pop

Imagine grape soda and orange creamsicle had a baby in Willy

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

LA Pure Kush

LA Pure Kush is what happens when OG Kush gets a Hollywood m

THC 20%
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⚫ OG Couchlock Certified

LA Pure Kush

Born in the late-90s SoCal clone underground, LA Pure Kush i

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

La Pure Kush Bx4 Suges Cut X20

Four backcrosses and twenty seeds of pure West Coast nostalg

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Locked OG

LA Pure Kush F2

Hazeman Seeds took Bubba, Master, and Suge Kush, hit copy-pa

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

LA Pure Kush x Aloha WW

Imagine if a Cali Kush got lei'd in Hawaii and brought home

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

La Pure Pupil

Meet La Pure Pupil, the strain that makes your couch feel li

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Hybrid From Hell-A

LA Purple Push Pop

LA Purple Push Pop is what happens when Willy Wonka gets a g

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

La Quinceanera

Named after the party you barely remember from 15 years ago,

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

La Reina De Africa

Meet La Reina De Africa, the strain that sounds like a telen

THC 19%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Fire

La Reina De Los Volcanes

Meet the queen who'll make you feel like you just inherited

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

La Resinosa

The Weed Seeds Company basically weaponized couch-lock by br

THC 20%
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🌴 Island Time Sativa

La Reunion Sativa

Like getting smacked with a tropical fruit basket carried by

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

La Rica

La Rica is the strain equivalent of being gently tackled by

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica (With a Therapist)

La Rica Auto CBD

Imagine a yoga instructor and a weighted blanket had a baby,

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Without the Rocket Launch

La Rica CBD

La Rica CBD is the strain for people who want to feel like t

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

La Rica x Zombie Kush

Imagine if a Spanish landrace and a horror-movie kush had a

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica

La Rocket Popz

Imagine your childhood popsicle got hotboxed in a gas statio

THC 20%
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🟡 Straight Sativa

La Roja by Jamaica Seeds

La Roja is what happens when Jamaican breeders decide regula

THC 18%
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🍭 Hybrid Hype Machine

La Runtz

Imagine if a dispensary influencer became a plant—La Runtz i

THC 22-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Storm

La Runtz Ozone

Imagine someone dipped a bag of Skittles in melted Gelato, t

THC 28%

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