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🦁 Indica Couch-Locker

Laughing Lion

Laughing Lion is what happens when breeders ask, "How do we

THC 22%
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🦎 Balanced Hybrid

Laughing Lizard

Laughing Lizard is the strain equivalent of a gecko in a tux

THC 22-23%
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🌈 Hybrid (Gas x Dessert)

Laughing Punch

Meet Laughing Punch—the strain that gets you higher than you

THC 15-25%
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🐯 Pure Sativa

Laughing Tiger

Meet Laughing Tiger—Dutchgrown’s attempt to bottle a South A

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Laundry List

Atlas Seed basically weaponized your Sunday scaries. Laundry

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cult Leader

Laundry Shaman

Atlas Seed’s Laundry Shaman is an indica that doesn’t just s

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Laura Winslow

Laura Winslow is the strain that finally got Urkel laid—half

THC 18-22%
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⚪ Indica (But Acts Like It Read the Room First)

Laurena's Light

Laurena's Light is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bla

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lava By Clone Onlys

Clone Onlys named this one "Lava" because after one bowl you

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Lava Cake

Lava Cake is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed ge

THC 18-22%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Supreme

Lava Cake

Lava Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire lava

THC 20-26%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Cake Batter

Lava Cake

Lava Cake is what happens when Thin Mint GSC and Grape Pie h

THC 23%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Express

Lava Cake Automatic

Zamnesia's Lava Cake Automatic is the stoner's microwave bro

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lava Cake by Blim Burn Seeds

Imagine a chocolate lava cake that decided to pursue higher

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Lava Cake by Zamnesia

Zamnesia’s Lava Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an e

THC 20%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica Dessert

Lava Cake CBD

Imagine Lava Cake’s chocolate-mint-grape swagger, then swap

THC 14-20%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Lava Cream Guava

Imagine stuffing a lava cake, a scoop of vanilla ice cream,

THC 20-28%
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🌋 Hybrid (Chem-Cake Chaos)

Lava Dawg

Lava Dawg is what happens when Chemdawg’s toxic fuel truck c

THC 26%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lava Freeze

Imagine a glacier made of couch cushions that occasionally r

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Express

Lava Fuel

This mystery meat indica is what happens when breeders play

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lava Fuel

Imagine eating a Thin Mint Girl Scout cookie off a gas-stati

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lava God

Lava God is Big Dog's classified indica that refuses to tell

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa Inferno

Lava Haze

California Seed Farm's Lava Haze is basically espresso that

THC 15-25%
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🌋 Balanced Hybrid

Lava Kush

GreenMan Organic Seeds bottled a volcano and called it Lava

THC 15-25%
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🍉 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Lava Melon

Imagine if a Hostess cupcake and a summer fruit salad had a

THC 18-20%
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🍈 Balanced Hybrid

Lava Melonade

Lava Melonade is what happens when a fruit salad decides to

THC 18%
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🌋 Couch-Lock Lava Lamp

Lava Rock

Lava Rock is the geological equivalent of being drop-kicked

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Full-Bodied Indica

Lava Rox

Lava Rox is the strain that asks, "What if a lava cake could

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Melt-Your-Face Indica

Lava Walker

Lava Walker is the strain that convinces you your couch is a

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Purple Pillow of Doom (Indica)

Lavanda Cream

Meet Lavanda Cream, the strain that looks like it raided Pri

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Lavanda Diamond

Meet Lavanda Diamond, the indica that looks like it raided T

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Lavenade

Meet Lavenade, the strain that convinced your grandma to sta

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chamomile

Lavender

Lavender by CBD Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of a weight

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Lavender

Meet Lavender, the strain that tricks boomers into thinking

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Lavender

Meet Lavender, the sativa that tricked you into thinking you

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Lavender

Lineage Genetics basically weaponized aromatherapy. This 20%

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

Lavender

New420Guy’s Lavender is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lavender

Lavender

Lavender is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket soak

THC 15-25%
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💜 Full Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Lavender

The botanical equivalent of being smothered by a lavender-sc

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lavender Latte

Lavender

Meet Lavender, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Lavender #1

Lavender #1 is what happens when Amsterdam breeders decide y

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Mystery Sativa

Lavender Am Core

The strain that forgot to fill out its birth certificate. La

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Lavender Aura

Lavender Aura is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Autoflower

Lavender Autoflower

Zamnesia’s Lavender Autoflower is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Lavender Best

Lavender Best is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Boogie

Lavender Boogie is the strain that convinced LA bougie stone

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Lavender Butter

Imagine your grandma's linen closet got freaky with a tub of

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Old-School Couchlock Indica

Lavender Bx by Boston Bob

Boston Bob’s Lavender Bx is the strain you reach for when yo

THC 22%

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