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🔮 Couch-Lock Coma Indica

Lavender by 420 Genetics

This flower is basically aromatherapy with a felony attached

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in Plant Form

Lavender by Apeorigin

Imagine if your childhood teddy bear grew up, discovered ind

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Hybrid

Lavender By Venus Genetics

Lavender by Venus Genetics is what happens when breeders get

THC 20-25%

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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

Lavender CBD

Meet Lavender CBD—the strain that traded its THC buzz for a

THC 8%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Daydream

Lavender Daydream is what happens when your yoga instructor

THC 18-22%

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🦄 Hybrid

Lavender Daydreams

Big Buddy Seeds basically bottled a spa day and called it we

THC 15-22%

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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Lavender Diesel

Imagine your eccentric aunt spilled essential oils into a je

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid (Indica-Sativa Tug-of-War)

Lavender Dog

Picture a lavender sachet that learned to bark. Lavender Dog

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Pillow-Fight in a Jar)

Lavender Dream

Imagine your yoga instructor and your stoner cousin teamed u

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Fire

Lavender Fire is what happens when a lavender bush and a cam

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Potent-as-Hell Hybrid

Lavender Glue

Lavender Glue is what happens when Space GenetiX decides you

THC 30-38%

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🟢 Sativa

Lavender Goat

Lavender Goat is Shoreline Genetics’ attempt to make Golden

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Lavender Haze

Meet Lavender Haze: the strain that makes you feel like you’

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Jack

Lavender Jack is the strain equivalent of a spa day that end

THC 18%

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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Lavender Jack

Imagine your yoga instructor and your gym bro had a baby—Lav

THC 25-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Jones

Meet Lavender Jones, the strain that somehow convinced OG Ku

THC 16-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Lavender Kush

Lavender Kush is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 18%

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🔮 Purple People Sleepers

Lavender Lasers

This strain is what happens when botanists get bored and dec

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Daytime Hybrid

Lavender Lemon Lift

Imagine if a French soap bar and a citrus energy drink had a

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lavender Lemonade

Dynasty Seeds basically bottled a spa day and sprinkled it w

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Lemonade

Imagine if a spa day and a county fair had a baby, then hot-

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Lavender Lime

Imagine your yoga instructor and your bartender had a baby—t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Hybrid Auto-Flower

Lavender Lime Auto

Imagine if your yoga instructor and a citrus squeezer had a

THC 15%

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🟣 Indica

Lavender Limeade

Bodhi Seeds spent years breeding a strain that looks like a

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Lavender Muffin

Lavender Muffin is what happens when a bougie essential-oil

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lavender Muffin

Imagine if your dryer sheets got a PhD in chill. Lavender Mu

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

Lavender Muffin F2

Lavender Muffin F2 is what happens when breeders decide your

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Lavender OG

Imagine OG Kush went to a spa, got a lavender scrub, and dec

THC 25%

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🔮 Purple Pillow Princess

Lavender Queen

This royal pain-killer from Madd Farmer Genetics is basicall

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Pure Indica Lullaby

Lavender Silk

Landrace Bureau’s Lavender Silk is the bedtime story your lu

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Spa Day

Lavender Soak

Meet Lavender Soak, the boutique indica that wants to tuck y

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Lavender Sour Diesel

Dynasty Seeds took the classic "I can smell your stash from

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Flower Crown

Lavender Special by Terpethic

Imagine your yoga instructor made a strain that actually wor

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Lavender

Lavender Trinity

Lavender Trinity is the strain that asks, "Remember that tim

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert Drip Indica

Lavender Vanilla

Lavender Vanilla is what happens when a lavender sachet gets

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Purple Pillow Punch

Lavender x Afghani

Imagine if a French soap factory and a Taliban kush field ha

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Dominant

Lavender X Clementine

Imagine your yoga instructor and your bartender had a baby—t

THC 22%

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🔮 Boutique Indica

Lavender X Kali China

Imagine your grandma’s potpourri bowl got freaky with a sand

THC 15-25%

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🌺 Sativa-Dominant Floral Grenade

Lavender X Papua New Guinea

Imagine your yoga teacher hot-boxing a tropical greenhouse—t

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 40/60 Indica-Sativa Split

Lavender X Tripoli Wicked

Madd Farmer Genetics basically Frankensteined a lavender-sce

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Lavnesia

Meet Lavnesia, Soma Seeds' lavender-scented rocket fuel that

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lavoo

Lavoo is Aficionado Seed Bank's love letter to every indica

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica Couch-Lock Express

LAX

Named after the airport you’ll never reach once this pure in

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Layer Cake

Imagine if your grandma’s wedding cake got freaky with a sku

THC 24%

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🍰 Hybrid (The Dessert That Gets You Dessert-Level High)

Layer Cake

Imagine if your grandma's wedding cake got freaky with a gas

THC 24%

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🍰 Couch-Crashing Indica

Layer Cake

Imagine if a wedding cake got drunk on diesel fuel and start

THC 15-25%

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🎂 Hybrid (Wedding Crasher Meets Garlic Breath)

Layer Cake

Imagine if Betty Crocker got lost in a Chevron station and d

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Knock-Out

Layered Cake

Imagine Wedding Cake and GMO had a baby, then fed it nothing

THC 24-30%