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🔇 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Loud Gunitas

Loud Gunitas is what happens when breeders weaponize chill.

THC 18-25%
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🔇 Couch-Lock OG

Loud Hawaiian Punch

Imagine a tiki drink that punches back—Loud Hawaiian Punch i

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Citrus-Soaked Hybrid

Loud Lemon

Imagine someone stuffed a lemon grove into a subwoofer and c

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Balanced Hybrid

Loud Lemon Sorbet

Ganja Farmer Seed Company basically created a frozen treat y

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Loud Lemonade

Imagine chugging a carbonated lemon peel while someone gentl

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Loud Lemons By Pastries

Loud Lemons is Pastries’ attempt at making a strain that tas

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Loud Limes By Pastries

Imagine if Sprite and a Christmas tree had a baby, then dipp

THC 19-22%
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🔊 Couch-Lock Crooner

Loud Love

Loud Love is the Jinxproof Genetics strain that lives up to

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite)

Loud Mouth Grape

Loud Mouth Grape is the strain that screams "I'M HERE!" befo

THC 15-25%
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🔇 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Loud OG

The strain that named itself after your neighbor's reaction.

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

Loud Scout

Loud Scout is the strain that shows up uninvited, eats your

THC 18%
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🍪 Hybrid (Cookies + OG, Scout's Honor)

Loud Scout

Loud Scout is what happens when GSC and OG Kush have a torri

THC 20-26%
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🍋 Sativa Dominant

Loud Sour

Loud Sour is the espresso shot of weed—25% THC sativa that s

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

Loudon #1

Meet Loudon #1: the strain that makes your couch feel like a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Louis Faced

Louis Faced is Archive Seed Bank’s answer to the question, “

THC 5%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Louis XIII OG

Named after a French king who probably never touched weed, L

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa Royalty

Louis XIII OG

Louis XIII OG is the cannabis equivalent of putting on a pow

THC 18%
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🌀 Mystery-Hybrid

Louisiana Moon

Louisiana Moon is the strain equivalent of a jazz funeral—st

THC 16-24%
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🟢 Swampy Couch-Lock Classic

Louisiana Pine

Louisiana Pine is what happens when a backwoods botanist dec

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Loukoum

Loukoum is what happens when Perfect Tree decides to breed a

THC 24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lovage

Lovage is Buuda Pharms’ love letter to anyone whose evening

THC 20%
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💜 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Swiping-Right Kush')

Love

Love isn’t one strain—it’s the entire situationship drawer o

THC 15-25%
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⚓ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Love Boat

This boutique beauty smells like a creamsicle had a torrid a

THC 26-28%
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💣 Balanced Hybrid

Love Bomb

Love Bomb is the strain equivalent of a rom-com: starts gigg

THC 27-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupid

Love By Lit Farms

Imagine Bubba Kush went to couples therapy and came back wea

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Love Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Gouda got freaky with a sativa and pro

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Love Child

Meet Love Child—the strain that finally proves your parents

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

Love Dawg

Love Dawg is Bodhi Seeds' clingy ex who won't let you leave

THC 18-22%
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💜 Hybrid

Love Drunk

The strain that makes you text your ex at 2 a.m. because you

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Love Garden

Gage Green Genetics spent years breeding 150+ phenos so you

THC 18%
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🏝️ Vacation-Flavored Hybrid

Love Island

Love Island is the cannabis equivalent of a reality-show con

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica (But Acts Like a Flirty Hybrid)

Love Machine

Swipe right on this boutique heart-throb: a supposedly indic

THC 18-26%
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🌈 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Love Parade

Love Parade is that friend who drags you to a rave at 2 PM o

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Sativa

Love Potion #1

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a rom-com meet-cute: Love Po

THC 18%
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💘 Sativa

Love Potion #1

Scott Family Farms’ answer to dating apps—one bowl and you’l

THC 24%
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🌞 Sativa

Love Potion #2

Love Potion #2 by Reefermans Seeds is the cannabis equivalen

THC 15-25%
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💘 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Love Potion 1

The strain that sounds like a rejected Prince song is actual

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Love Potion 1 x Nigerian

This strain is what happens when Cupid gets a grow tent and

THC 18%
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🌿 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Love Potion 1 X Nigerian

This boutique cross is basically Tinder wrapped in a trichom

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica (The Pillow, Not the Person)

Love Potion 1.1

Scott Family Farms took Cupid’s arrow and turned it into a w

THC 5%
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🔮 88% Indica Love Spell

Love Potion 11

Reefermans' Love Potion 11 is the cannabis equivalent of a d

THC 18-22%
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🌅 Daytime Sativa

Love Potion 2

At a heroic 5% THC, Love Potion 2 is basically training-whee

THC 5%
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💘 Flirty Hybrid

Love Potion 2.0

The strain that swiped right on your brain. Love Potion 2.0

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Love Potion 99

This strain is basically a Tinder date in plant form—starts

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (Yes, They Still Exist)

Love Sic 1

Master Thai's Love Sic 1 is what happens when a cannabis pur

THC 15-22%
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💔 50/50 Hybrid

Love Song

Love Song is the strain equivalent of drunk-texting your ex

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cupid

Love Stash

Love Stash is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 52/48 Balanced Hybrid

Love Triangle

Bodhi Seeds’ Love Triangle is the cannabis equivalent of a t

THC 18%

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