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🟣 Pure Indica Naptime

Lost Coast OG

This Nor-Cal legend is basically couchlock in plant form—per

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lost Coast OG

Lost Coast OG is basically a weighted blanket in plant form—

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Skunk-Flavored Training Wheels

Lost Coast Skunk Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a participation trophy—Lost Coast

THC 8-10%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Lost Coast X SCBDx

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Lost Creek

Lost Creek is the strain equivalent of canceling all your pl

THC 19-23%
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⚖️ Mysterious Hybrid

Lost Gorg

Lost Gorg is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item—n

THC 26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Casino

Lost In Las Vegas

Sunset Genetics basically bottled the feeling of waking up i

THC 24%
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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Lost In Space

Reacher Genetics’ Lost In Space is the strain equivalent of

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Lost In Space

Lost In Space is the strain for when you want to feel like a

THC 18-22%
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🦍 Hybrid

Lost Jungle Monkey

Imagine a gorilla stole a piña colada from a gas station and

THC 20-28%
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🔑 Sativa

Lost Keys

Lost Keys is the sativa that reminds you why you walked into

THC 18%
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🍊 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who's Your Daddy?')

Lost Mandarin

Ever wanted to get high while pondering who your real father

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Lost Moon

Lost Moon is NorStar Genetics’ attempt to split the differen

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Astronaut

Lost On Mars

Hill Bomb Genetics named this one after the exact place it’l

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica Couch Magnet

Lost Pearl

Lost Pearl is what happens when Green House Seeds tries to b

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica (But Won't Kill Your Vibe)

Lost Pearl

Imagine your cool aunt's 90s weed got a glow-up and learned

THC 18-24%
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🛸 Balanced Hybrid

Lost Romulan

Lost Romulan is what happens when Star Trek nerds become mas

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Lost Sailor

Lost Sailor is the strain equivalent of getting keelhauled b

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Lost Shoes

Lost Shoes is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who's Your Daddy?' Edition)

Lost Skunk

Meet Lost Skunk—the cannabis equivalent of a punk-rock mixta

THC 17-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lost Soul

Lost Soul is the strain you smoke when you want to become on

THC 20%
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🎞️ Hybrid

Lost Tape by Rodd Double D

Lost Tape is the cannabis equivalent of finding a dusty cass

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Lost Tribe

Lost Tribe is the strain equivalent of a conspiracy podcast:

THC 18%
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🟪 Hybrid (Indica-Sativa Peace Treaty)

Lost Tribe

Lost Tribe is the cannabis equivalent of that indie band you

THC 15-25%
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🦎 Pure Indica (Truck-Stop Couch Edition)

Lot Lizard

Named after the nocturnal creatures who haunt truck-stop par

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Lot Lizard

Named after the most aggressive parking-lot sales force in t

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lotawana OG

Named after a Missouri lake that probably smells like gas an

THC 18%
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🟣 Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Loto Morado

Loto Morado is the strain equivalent of eating an entire las

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Lots Of Zkittlez

Imagine smoking a bag of Skittles that also gives you the su

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid (a.k.a. “What did I even buy?”)

Lotus

Lotus is the strain equivalent of ordering "the house specia

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lotus Blossom

Think of every Instagram bud pic you've double-tapped—Lotus

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with Zen Vibes

Lotus Blossom

Imagine if a yoga instructor and a citrus orchard had a baby

THC 18-25%
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🟣 70/30 Couch-Lock Special

Lotus Gorilla

Meet Lotus Gorilla—the strain that treats your brain like a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lotus Head

Lotus Head is what happens when a mad-botanist hippie locks

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Lotus Larry

Lotus Larry is what happens when Bodhi Seeds asks, “What if

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Lotus Petals by Terp Fi3nd

If your personality needs a software update but therapy cost

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Lotus Queen

Christiania Seedbank basically took Northern Indian and Afgh

THC 22%
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🌀 Boutique Hybrid

Lotus The One X Velvet Rush

Meet Lotus, the strain that sounds like a luxury spa treatme

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Hound

Lou Dog

Lou Dog is the strain that fetches your sanity and buries it

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Louberry

Louberry is what happens when breeders decide your evening p

THC 20-28%
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🔊 Hybrid (a.k.a. “The Neighbor Complainer”)

Loud

Loud isn’t just a strain—it’s a public disturbance in plant

THC 20-28%
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🔊 Hybrid

Loud Cake

Loud Cake is In House Genetics’ way of saying "hold my beer"

THC 20%
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🔊 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Cake)

Loud Cake

Loud Cake is the strain equivalent of eating an entire birth

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Loud Dream

Loud Dream is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull isn

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Loud Dream

Imagine Blue Dream chugged four Red Bulls and decided to gho

THC 20-28%
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🟡 Sativa Candyland Express

Loud Dream Candy

Imagine Blue Dream got a sugar addiction and started hanging

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Loud Dreams

Loud Dreams is Noyes Boys Genetics’ polite way of saying "yo

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Loud Fruit By Pastries

Imagine if a mango and a Duracell bunny had a baby, then tau

THC 18-24%

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