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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

London Fog

London Fog is what happens when a tea-sipping aristocrat and

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 52% Indica / 48% Sativa (aka 'Switzerland in a Jar')

London Fog

London Fog is what happens when Sonic-Seeds decides to breed

THC 18%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock

London Fog

Named after the bougie tea latte your ex used to Instagram,

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

London Gas Cake

An 8-hour layover at Heathrow for your brain—London Gas Cake

THC 28%
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🔍 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

London Haze

London Haze is basically what happens when British weather m

THC 18-26%
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🟣 55/45 Hybrid (Indica-leaning chaos)

London Jealousy

London Jealousy is what happens when British stiff-upper-lip

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Fancy-Ass Indica

London Jealousy

This isn’t your mate’s brick weed from Camden market—London

THC 24-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

London Jelly

Imagine Paddington Bear got absolutely baked and started sla

THC 18%
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🍇 Dessert-Indica Hybrid

London Jelly

London Jelly is the cannabis equivalent of binge-watching Th

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Proper British Indica

London Kosher

London Kosher is what happens when British breeders decide r

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Proper British Indica

London Kush

London Kush is what happens when OG Kush gets a posh accent

THC 15-25%
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🍋 100% Sativa

London Lemon

London Lemon is basically what happens when a British citrus

THC 22%
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🔴 Straight-up Indica

London Loud

London Loud is Karma Genetics’ not-so-subtle love letter to

THC 20%
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🟣 Proper British Indica

London Loud Cake

Imagine the Queen’s corgi ate an entire bakery, then took a

THC 20%
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🍃 50/50 Hybrid

London Mint Cake

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie studied abroad, picked up a m

THC 24-28%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

London Mint Cake

Imagine if the Queen’s dessert tray got cross-bred with a Ku

THC 24-28%
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🍰 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

London Mint Cake

Imagine if Gordon Ramsay dry-humped a pack of Andes mints an

THC 28%
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🟣 Pure Indica

London OG

London OG is the cannabis equivalent of a rainy afternoon in

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

London Pop Rockz

This strain is basically what happens when Big Ben decides t

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Hybrid (60% sativa/40% indica)

London Pop Rockz S1

London Pop Rockz S1 is what happens when Big Ben decides to

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Premium Couch-Lock Cake

London Pound 41

London Pound 41 is what happens when Gelato #41 and London P

THC 22-28%
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🍰 Dessert Hybrid

London Pound Cake #75

London Pound Cake #75 is basically what happens when a Miche

THC 20-29%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

London Pound Cake 75

London Pound Cake 75 is the strain that convinced your grand

THC 24%
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⚖️ Dessert-Centric Hybrid

London Pound Cake 75 X Zawtz

Imagine a sugar-dusted pound cake that grew legs, walked int

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

London Pound Cake Auto

Imagine if a London bakery got mugged by a cannabis plant an

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

London Pound Cake by Zamnesia

Imagine if a Victorian tea party got raided by a skunk with

THC 20-26%
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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

London Pound Cake F3

Imagine eating an entire bakery, then being body-slammed by

THC 24-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

London Pound Cake x Motorbreath

Imagine getting hugged by a bakery truck that then parks on

THC 23-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

London Pound Mints

This Clone Only creation is what happens when British class

THC 20%
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🔵 Dessert-Indica

London Pound Mints

Imagine a Girl Scout cookie got knighted by the Queen and th

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

London Pound Punch

This British-bred beast is basically Big Ben in plant form:

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

London Pound Zkittlez by Mean Beanz

London Pound Zkittlez is the edible that forgot it’s flower—

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Proper British Couch-Lock

London Poundcake

London Poundcake is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics bi

THC 18%
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🤓 Compliant Couch-Potato Indica

London Poundcake CBD

Like sneaking into grandma’s kitchen at 2 a.m. and discoveri

THC 0.2-0.3%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

London Poundcake F2

Stone City Genetics baked up a second-gen slice of British s

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Royal Couch-Lock Estate

London Poundcake x F1 Durb x Gushers

Purple City Genetics took three strains that sound like a ba

THC 20-23%
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🟣 British Couch-Lock Royalty

London Purple

London Purple is what happens when British stoners get bored

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock

London Purpz

London Purpz is the strain that convinced Instagram growers

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

London Shoes

London Shoes walks in like a proper English gent—properly dr

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Indica with delusions of daytime grandeur

London Truffle

London Truffle is what happens when a Victoria sponge cake g

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Luxury

London Truffles

London Truffles is what happens when a Michelin-starred past

THC 22-29%
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🥂 Hybrid

London Velvet Cake

Imagine if Buckingham Palace baked edibles—London Velvet Cak

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Londonchello

Londonchello is what happens when British baking shows meet

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Londonpoundpops

Londonpoundpops is what happens when British politeness meet

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ UK-Cali Mashup Hybrid

Londyn Blue

Imagine if London Pound Cake and Blue Dream had a one-night

THC 15-25%
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🤠 Pure Sativa

Lone Ranger

Lone Ranger is the strain for people who think coffee is too

THC 18-24%
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🟤 Rare-Breed Hybrid

Lone Wolf

The strain so exclusive it’s basically the cannabis equivale

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Lonely Hearts Club

The official strain for people who RSVP "Maybe" to their own

THC 18%

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