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🟣 Certified Couch-Puncher

Lockjahh

Lockjahh is Savage Seed Collective’s love letter to people w

THC 15-25%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lockjaw

Lockjaw is Sub Rosa Gardens' polite way of saying "You're no

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Lockness Monster Cookies

This indica beast from Treeology Genetics doesn’t just knock

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Locktite

Locktite is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 18%
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🔒 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Locktite

Locktite is what happens when Gorilla Glue 4 and Mt. Rainier

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Sticky Hybrid Glue Trap

Locktite F1

Locktite F1 is what happens when Gorilla Glue #4 and Mt. Rai

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Blast

Loco Berry

Imagine a berry smoothie that punches you in the brain and t

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Loco Moco

Loco Moco is what happens when Alien Genetics decides your b

THC 18-24%
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🚂 Sativa Express

Loco Motive

All aboard the Hot Mess Express! Loco Motive is that 18% THC

THC 18%
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⚫ Mostly Indica (80/20)

Locolulu V1 By Los Chicos

Meet Locolulu V1, the strain that took five years to perfect

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Locolulu V2 by Los Chicos

Locolulu V2 is the strain that asks "why stand when you can

THC 18%
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🚂 Pure Indica

Locomotion

Named after the thing you’ll lose all ability to do, Locomot

THC 18%
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🚂 Hybrid Express

Locomotion

Named after the thing that derails your evening plans, Locom

THC 18-28%
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🚂 Hybrid Express

Locomotion OG

All aboard the struggle bus! Locomotion OG is South Bay Gene

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Locomotive

Locomotive by Bulk Seed Bank is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Indica

Lodi Dodi CBD

Meet Lodi Dodi CBD—your backstage pass to flavor town withou

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Lodie

Lodie is what happens when breeders decide 'mild' is a slur.

THC 18-24%
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🌲 Couch-Lock Lumberjack

Log Cabin

Log Cabin is that strain that smells so aggressively like Ho

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Logan OG

Logan OG is NOT Found Genetics’ polite way of turning Type-A

THC 18%
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🫐 Berried Treasure Hybrid

Loganberry

Loganberry is Taylormade Selections’ love letter to anyone w

THC 24%
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🟣 100% Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Logari Danger

Logari Danger is the strain that makes your couch feel like

THC 18%
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⚡ High-Octane Sativa

Logi by Boston Bob

Boston Bob's Logi is the espresso shot of cannabis—pure sati

THC 22-28%
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💳 Balanced Hybrid

Logos

Meet Logos—the strain that looks like it was designed by a c

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Logtrain

Logtrain is what happens when Santa Cruz hippies get bored a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Lois Griffin

Named after TV's most under-appreciated mom, Lois Griffin is

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Lois Lane

Named after journalism’s most overqualified damsel, Lois Lan

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Loki's Castle

Named after everyone's favorite trickster's bachelor pad, Lo

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

LOL

Named after the only appropriate response to its effects, LO

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Lolab Valley

Meet the strain that time-traveled straight from a Himalayan

THC 18%
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🍭 Near-Split Hybrid (52% Indica, 48% Sativa)

LolliPCK

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and spent 20 breeding cycl

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Lollipopz

Lollipopz is the strain that tricks your brain into thinking

THC 24%
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🍭 Indica (but pretends to be balanced)

Lollipopz

Philosopher Seeds basically took your childhood sugar high a

THC 18%
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🍭 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Lollypop

Lollypop is the strain Willy Wonka would grow if he sold edi

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Mysterious Indica Grab-Bag

Lolo Smalls

Lolo Smalls is basically cannabis loot boxes: a grab-bag of

THC 15-25%
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🟣 OG Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

London Apple Jaxx

Imagine your grandma’s apple pie got body-slammed by a velve

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Indica

London Bridge

London Bridge isn’t falling down—it’s just melting into the

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

London Cheese 2.0

London Cheese 2.0 is the strain that turns your living room

THC 18%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

London Cheese 2.0 Autoflowering

Imagine if Big Ben got high and started sweating dairy—this

THC 18%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

London Cheese XXL Auto

Imagine if Big Ben melted into a wheel of Limburger and then

THC 18%
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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

London Cherry Cobbler

London Cherry Cobbler is what happens when British restraint

THC 18-22%
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🍒 Indica Dessert Monster

London Cherry Gelato

If Willy Wonka got into weed, this is what he'd grow. Dense

THC 24%
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🔴 Proper British Indica

London Chip

London Chip is Therapy Seeds' polite way of saying "oi mate,

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Crumble)

London Citrus Cake

Imagine the Queen’s pastry chef got stoned and crossbred a l

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Tube Map of Weed')

London City Diesel

London City Diesel is the Mary Poppins of hybrids—practicall

THC 18%
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🟣 Proper British Indica

London Connection

London Connection is what happens when British breeders deci

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Crumpets)

London Cookie Cake

Imagine if Mary Berry got blazed and decided to weaponize he

THC 25%
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🍪 Proper British Couch-Lock

London Cookies

London Cookies is what happens when the Queen’s guard trades

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica

London Cream Cake Auto

Imagine a sponge cake that learned ruderalis judo and now fl

THC 18%

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