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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nativa Secret

Nativa Secret is that friend who shows up, eats all your sna

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Native OG by Indigenous Seed

Native OG is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket t

THC 20%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Natsukashii

Natsukashii is Final Cause’s love letter to the era when wee

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Natty Bumpo

Natty Bumpo is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend wh

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Can’t pick a lane’)

Natty Bumppo

Named after a frontier legend and bred by folks who clearly

THC 18%
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⚡ Calm-The-Fuck-Down Hybrid

Natural Disaster

Named by someone who’s clearly never filed an insurance clai

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Natural Mystic by El Clandestino

Like Bob Marley's ghost hot-boxed a forest and bottled the v

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (50/50 split personality)

Naturz Candy

Harry Haze Seeds basically made the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Naugatuck Valley

Meet Naugatuck Valley—the strain that smokes like a Connecti

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Salute

Navy Cross

Navy Cross is the strain that stands at attention while your

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Premium Sativa

Navy Cross V2

Navy Cross V2 is the cannabis equivalent of a triple espress

THC 28%
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🟣 Proper Couch-Lock Indica

Nawa Cotton Candy Foxtail

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—this i

THC 18-24%
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🥷 Heritage Hybrid

Nawa Elite Selection

Think your dealer’s "OG Kush from Cali" is exotic? Meet Nawa

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Nawa Spicy Foxtail

This landrace love-child from Indian Landrace Exchange took

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

NBE #1 by The Fire Department

Meet NBE #1, the strain that took five years of breeding to

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Straight Sativa Fire

Nchoosha Y

Seach Medical Group basically said, "Let's make a sativa so

THC 15-25%
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🌲 Sativa That’ll Steal Your Couch’s Identity

NDN's Big Sur Holyweed Headband

Imagine a headband made of fog, pine needles, and pure ambit

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Nea

Meet Nea—the strain that took the GSC playbook, added a ther

THC 20-26%
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🧪 Chem-Dominant Hybrid

Nea Chem

Nea Chem is what happens when a breeder binge-watches Breaki

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Neapolitan

Neapolitan is Makena Genetics' attempt to turn your childhoo

THC 20-27%
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🍦 Dessert Sativa

Neapolitan

Neapolitan is what happens when a stoner with a sweet tooth

THC 18-26%
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🍰 Indica (A.K.A. Couch-Lock Cake)

Neapolitan Crunch Cake

Imagine a stoned pastry chef dropped a tub of ice cream into

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Neapolitan Mintz

Imagine the ice-cream man hotboxing his truck with minty kus

THC 20-27%
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🍦 Couch-Lock Sundae

Neapolitan Space Cream

Imagine the ice-cream truck crashed into a dispensary and th

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Dessert-Hybrid Chaos

Neapolitan Waferz

Imagine if Baskin-Robbins and Cookies Fam had a one-night st

THC 20%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Neapolitan Weed

Imagine the ice-cream tub you’d sneak spoonfuls from at 2 AM

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Neat OG

Think OG Kush finally got therapy and learned to chill out—N

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Nebel Haze

Like if Einstein and a Christmas tree had a baby and that ba

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nebula

Nebula is the strain that convinced stoners space travel was

THC 20%
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🚀 100% Space Cadet Sativa

Nebula

Nebula is Paradise Seeds’ attempt to bottle the cosmos and s

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Nebula CBD

Meet the strain that lets you keep your dignity while still

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa CBD Hybrid

Nebula II CBD

Paradise Seeds created this "functional adult" strain for pe

THC 15-25%
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🌿 Functional CBD Sativa

Nebula II CBD

Meet the strain that won’t send you to the moon but will def

THC 5-10%
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🚀 Autoflowering Hybrid

Nebula Nuggets

An autoflower that actually slaps. Nebula Nuggets is Mephist

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Nebulis Kush

Nebulis Kush is what happens when 7 East Genetics tries to m

THC 18-24%
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🌌 Sativa-Dominant Space Cadet

Nebulosa

CopyCat Seeds named this one "Nebulosa" because after two to

THC 20%
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🟣 Hybrid (OG-Chem’s Mysterious Cousin)

Nectar by Karma Genetics

Meet Nectar—the strain so exclusive Karma Genetics won’t eve

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Mystery Hybrid

Nectar Drip

Zamnesia’s Nectar Drip is the cannabis equivalent of a locke

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nectar Haze

Meet Nectar Haze—the strain that’s basically a 55/45 custody

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nectar Of The Gods

Happy Bird Seeds claims this is the ambrosia of cannabis—bas

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Nectarina

Imagine your grandma's peach pie decided to hit the gym, got

THC 20-26%
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🍑 Hybrid (Yes, the peach emoji)

Nectarine Jam

Imagine if a nectarine got drunk at brunch and made out with

THC 20%
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🍑 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Nectarine Squeeze

Imagine someone liquefied a nectarine, added a shot of diese

THC 20%
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🍑 Hybrid

Nectarine Squeeze

A juicy love-child of Tangie and whatever peach Gelato was f

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Royalty

Nefertiti

Meet Nefertiti – the strain that makes you feel like Egyptia

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Negra 44

Imagine a Durban street market and a Dutch greenhouse had a

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Negual

Negual is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor who act

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Legend

Neil Haze

Bred to honor the Neil Haze breeding legend, this 70-80 % sa

THC 18-24%

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