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⚫ Goblin-Approved Indica

Nekrogoblikon

Named after a metal band that sounds like a D&D campaign gon

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nemesis by Seedsman

Meet Nemesis, the strain that sounds like it wants to destro

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Nemo

Nemo by Exclusive Seeds Bank is the sativa that finally answ

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Neo Highway

Neo Highway is East Coast Genetix's love letter to anyone wh

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Neo Skunk Hairdoo 66

Meet Neo Skunk Hairdoo 66—the strain that sounds like a reje

THC 22%
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🟣 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Neon

Neon is what happens when breeders leave a highlighter party

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Hybrid

Neon Berry

Neon Berry is what happens when Willy Wonka and a diesel mec

THC 19%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Neon Cheetos

Imagine if a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and a citrus orchard

THC 18%
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🤠 Electric Hybrid Rodeo

Neon Cowboy

Neon Cowboy is what happens when a Vegas light show knocks u

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica That'll Buck You Off the Couch

Neon Cowgirl

This ain't your grandpa's ditch weed—Neon Cowgirl is Atlas S

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Powered Indica

Neon Cube

Neon Cube is Farmhouse Genetics’ boutique couch magnet—compa

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Neon Cube

Neon Cube is the geometric love-child of Instagram aesthetic

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

Neon Daydream

If Willy Wonka ran a grow op, he'd bottle this technicolor c

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Neon Drank

Neon Drank is the strain that looks like it fell out of a ra

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Dessert-Indica That Glows in the Dark

Neon Drip

Neon Drip is what happens when a bag of Runtz makes out with

THC 20-28%
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🌺 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Neon Flamingo

Imagine if a flamingo got drunk on tiki drinks and photobomb

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Neon Gas

Sin City Seeds turned the saturation dial to 11 and birthed

THC 22-26%
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🔮 Indica

Neon Lights by Tiger Trees

Neon Lights is what happens when Tiger Trees traps a nightcl

THC 18%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Neon Monster Cookiez

If a radioactive cookie and a disco ball had a baby, it’d be

THC 25%
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🌈 Candy-Coated Hybrid

Neon Nectar

Neon Nectar is what happens when West Coast breeders decide

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Neon Nights

Neon Nights is Exotic Genetix’s latest "trust me, bro" hybri

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Neon Runtz

Neon Runtz is what happens when Wizard Trees lets a graphic

THC 22%
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🔮 Boutique Indica Candy

Neon Sunset

Imagine your childhood juice box got a PhD in chill. Neon Su

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Neon Sunshine

Neon Sunshine is the cannabis equivalent of a glow stick—lou

THC 18%
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☀️ Diet Sativa

Neon Sunshine

Neon Sunshine is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 8-10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Neon

Neon Super Skunk

Imagine a skunk wearing glow sticks and yelling '90s techno

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Neon Super Skunk S1

The strain that proves you can polish a skunk and still make

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Neon Trees

Imagine a Hawaiian vacation crammed into a nug—Neon Trees dr

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Nepal Annapurna

This isn't your average dispensary weed—this is what happens

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Nepal Baba

Nepal Baba is the strain equivalent of a yak-wool sweater: l

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Himalayan Hustle

Nepal Gold

Imagine if a yak and a snow leopard had a baby, then that ba

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant (Shhh, Don't Tell the OG Bros)

Nepal Gum OG

Philosopher Seeds basically took a yak-herding Nepalese land

THC 18-24%
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🔺 Pure Sativa (Pack Your Passport)

Nepal Haze

Nepal Haze is basically altitude sickness in plant form—ACE

THC 18%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Nepal Haze

Nepal Haze is what happens when ancient Nepalese temple weed

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Nepal Highland

This strain is basically a Sherpa in plant form—bred to surv

THC 18-22%
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🏔️ Pure Sativa

Nepal Highland

Straight outta the Himalayas and into your grinder, Nepal Hi

THC 18%
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🌄 Pure Sativa

Nepal Highland

This isn't your college roommate's ditch weed—Nepal Highland

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Mountain-Man Indica

Nepal Indica

A one-meter tall anxiety blanket that smells like a yak’s so

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Nepal Jam

Nepal Jam is what happens when Himalayan landrace genetics d

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Nepal Jam x Kali China

This Ace Seeds Frankenstein is what happens when Nepalese te

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Nepal Kush

Straight outta the Himalayas with a Dutch layover, Nepal Kus

THC 18%
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⛰️ Himalayan Sativa

Nepal Mist

Nepal Mist is what happens when Himalayan landrace sativas d

THC 18%
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🟢 Himalayan Rocket Fuel

Nepalese

This isn't your yoga instructor's incense—Nepalese is straig

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Indica in Disguise

Nepalese

The Seed Bank's Nepalese is basically a passport stamp for y

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Landrace

Nepalese

Straight from 3,000-meter terraces where the air is thin and

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Himalayan Rocket Fuel

Nepalese Baglung

Straight outta the Himalayas comes Nepalese Baglung, the sat

THC 18-24%
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🌄 Himalayan Sativa

Nepalese Bandaid

This isn't your mom's Nepalese prayer flags—it's White Buffa

THC 18%
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🟢 Himalayan Rocket Fuel

Nepalese By Reefermans Seeds

This isn't your uncle's hippie ditch weed—it's what happens

THC 20%

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