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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision

New Citrus

Meet New Citrus, the strain that treats indecisiveness like

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

New Cookies by Stranger Seeds

Imagine if a Keebler elf and a weighted blanket had a baby—t

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

New Dame Blanche

Meet New Dame Blanche—the strain that took Growers Choice fi

THC 18-24%
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🍬 Hybrid (60/40 split like a bad custody agreement)

New England Rock Candy V2

Imagine your dentist's nightmare and your sweet tooth's wet

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Skunk Bomb

New England Skunk

Imagine a skunk got a liberal arts degree and moved to Bosto

THC 22%
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🔒 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

New Glue by GG Genetics

Meet the strain that turns lungs into flypaper. New Glue is

THC 20-28%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Commander

New Grape 48

Imagine if a grape Jolly Rancher went to finishing school, l

THC 18%
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🌆 Hybrid That Won’t Get You Evicted

New Jack City

Named after the 90s crime flick, New Jack City is Epik Genet

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

New Jack City

Named after a movie where everyone ends up in jail or worse,

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

New Jack City

Named after the movie where Wesley Snipes taught us crime do

THC 27-29%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

New Kicks

Meet New Kicks: the strain that spent 1,500 ancestry tests j

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

New Killer Queen by Juan Moore

Court is in session and the verdict is 'guilty of extreme ch

THC 21-24%
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🌍 Afro-Euro Mash-Up Hybrid

New Malawi Killer X Erdpurt

Imagine a Malawian marathon runner marrying a Bavarian couch

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

New Moon

New Moon is the indica that asks 'what if a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

New Normal

Bred by Binary Selections to be the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Classic

New Order

Meet New Order—the strain that makes Netflix ask YOU if you'

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Veteran

New Order OG

Think OG Kush got a software update and forgot how to stand

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

New Pluto

New Pluto is what happens when The Agrarian Society treats c

THC 18%
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🔮 Sativa-Powerhouse

New Purple Power

Meet the strain that asked, “What if we turned a fruit salad

THC 22-26%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

New Purple Power

Positronics basically took a regular sativa, fed it Skittles

THC 22%
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🟣 Regional Couch-Lock Special

New River Kush

Meet the strain that sounds like a banjo riff in plant form—

THC 20%
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⚗️ 50/50 Hybrid

New School Fusion

Newclear Genetics basically Frankensteined your parents' wee

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

New Testamint

New Testamint is what happens when nerds with PhDs read the

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Sativa-Powered Jitter-Juice

New York 47

Meet New York 47—the strain that makes coffee look like cham

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica Dessert Dominatrix

New York Cheesecake

Imagine a slice of Carnegie Deli cheesecake that hot-boxes a

THC 18-28%
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🗽 Pure Sativa

New York City

The strain that turns your couch into Times Square at 2 AM.

THC 18%
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🚕 Pure-Bred Manhattan Sativa

New York City Diesel

This is the only diesel that won't get you stuck in traffic—

THC 18-25%
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🚕 Sativa-Dominant (70/30)

New York City Diesel

Meet New York City Diesel—the strain that gets you higher th

THC 20-25%
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🗽 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

New York City Diesel x SCBDx

Meet the strain that parties like a Wall Street banker on bo

THC 18-25%
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🚕 Pure-Bred Manhattan Sativa

New York Diesel

The strain that convinced Wall Street bros they could micro-

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Fast-Forward Indica

New York Diesel Auto

The strain that put the "rush" in rush hour—eight weeks from

THC 18%
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🌇 Sativa-Dominant

New York Diesel by Abraxas Seeds

This is the strain that asks you if you’re walkin’ here befo

THC 18%
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🔴 Big Apple Indica

New York Girl Scout Cookies

This isn't your troop leader's Thin Mints. Hisens Crew took

THC 20%
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🗽 Couch-Lock Kush

New York Haze Cookies

Connoisseur Genetics took the word 'Haze' and used it purely

THC 15%
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🍭 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

New York Marshmallow

Imagine a marshmallow that took the A-train, got mugged by a

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Manhattan Sativa

New York Power Diesel

Meet the strain that treats your brain like a yellow cab in

THC 20-25%
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🚕 100% Sativa (Taxi Driver Energy)

New York Power Diesel

Meet the strain that smells like a Manhattan traffic jam and

THC 20%
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🍎 Sativa (The City That Never Sleeps... Or Stops Talking)

New York Runtz

Imagine if Times Square had a baby with a candy store and th

THC 15-25%
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🗽 NYC Couch-Lock Express

New York Snickerbockerz

Born in a Bronx basement and perfected in 20+ crosses, this

THC 22%
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🗽 Pure Manhattan Sativa

New York Special

World of Seeds’ love letter to NYC: a citrus-pine sativa tha

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

New York Super Glue

Meet the strain that turns your living room into flypaper. N

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Designer Couchlock

New Yorker

The strain that tells your anxiety to fuggedaboutit. New Yor

THC 22-28%
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🟢 Kiwi-Bred Hybrid

New Zealands Best

Grown by the cannabis equivalent of Banksy, this 20% THC hyb

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Newberry Auto

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Newberry by DJ Short

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry cobbler got cross-bred with

THC 18%
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🧬 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Newberry Chem

Meet the strain that auto-flowers harder than your ex’s mixe

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Newman's Hashplant V1

Meet the strain that tries to be everyone's friend: 50% indi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Newman's Hashplant V2

Newman's Hashplant V2 is GibbsKutz Genetics' attempt at clon

THC 18%

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