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📺 Pure Sativa

News Anchor Banner

This strain is like giving your brain a teleprompter and a R

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

News Haze

News Haze is what happens when old-school Haze genetics refu

THC 30-38%
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🍊 Sativa Dominant

Newt Fruit

Meet Newt Fruit—the strain that makes your brain feel like i

THC 24%
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🟣 78% Indica Couch-Lock in a Jar

Newtella

Fresh Coast Seed Company basically bottled bedtime and calle

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Next Big Thing

Next Big Thing is James Loud’s attempt to name a strain so c

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Next Generation

Next Generation sounds like a sci-fi sequel, but it's actual

THC 22%
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🟣 Next-Level Indica (70/30)

Next Level

Exotic Genetix named this one “Next Level” because apparentl

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

Next Level

Next Level is the strain equivalent of your friend who swear

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Next Level Dosidos

The Vault Seed Bank took classic Dosidos, added a turbo butt

THC 20%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Next Of Kin

The strain that proves you're genetically predisposed to mak

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Overachiever

Nexus

Nexus is what happens when Spanish breeders decide espresso

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Neytiri

Named after the 10-foot-tall blue cat-lady, Neytiri by The B

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nezuko Kamado

Named after everyone’s favorite bamboo-muzzled demon sister,

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Gas-Forward Hybrid

NF1

NF1 is what happens when a Chem plant and a Red Bull caniste

THC 19-22%
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🧬 Mystery Hybrid

NF1 Seeds

NF1 is the cannabis equivalent of a cryptic Instagram handle

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid

NFC by The Northfire

Imagine a strain that took 50+ genetic combos and 10 generat

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

NFS

NFS is the strain that asks "What's a social life?" before b

THC 18-24%
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⚡ 80/20 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Nfsheeeesh

Solfire Gardens spelled “fire” with extra E’s and somehow st

THC 20%
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🎱 Meme-Grade Hybrid

Nfsheesh

The strain so exclusive it’s literally named “Not For Sale”

THC 15-25%
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🧬 Franken-Hybrid

NG69

Meet NG69—the strain that sounds like a bad Wi-Fi password b

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

NGFR by GLK Genetics

Meet NGFR: the strain that turns your living room into a VIP

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

NH 21 x MM

Meet NH 21 x MM—the strain that makes you question why you e

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

NH21 x Mullumbimby Madness S1

Connoisseur Genetics basically weaponized an Australian thun

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

NH3 by Taylormade Selections

Imagine if a Northern Lights phenotype got a corporate rebra

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica in a Sativa Costume

NHL Diesel

NHL Diesel is the cannabis equivalent of wearing hockey pads

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (Despite the Sativa Propaganda)

NHS by Mr Nice Seedbank

Meet NHS, the strain that lied on its resume claiming to be

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Mild-Mannered Hybrid

Niagara

Niagara is what happens when Canadian breeders decide to mak

THC 8-12%
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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. 'Caffeine's Chill Cousin')

Niagara by Dr. Greenthumb

Meet Niagara, the 12% THC sativa that’s basically a double-d

THC 12%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Command Center

Niagara X Shiva

Dr. Greenthumb’s Niagara X Shiva is the botanical equivalent

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Niben

Niben is the indoor grower’s cheat code: a squat, resin-drip

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nic Endo

Meet Nic Endo, the strain that somehow convinced indica and

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in nug form)

Nic The Bruiser

Meet Nic The Bruiser—the strain that sounds like a bouncer a

THC 20%
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⚫️ Heavyweight Indica

Nic The Bruiser

Meet the strain that earned its name by drop-kicking your to

THC 15-25%
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🍒 Cherry-Flavored Identity Crisis

Nice Cherry

Nice Cherry is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Nice Chunk

Nice Chunk is Southern Star Seeds’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Nicest Thing

Bean Drop Genetics named this one "Nicest Thing" because app

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Candy

Niche Gumbo

Imagine if a New York candy shop got frisky with a diesel pu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Nickel City Kush

Nickel City Kush is the strain equivalent of a warm blanket,

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Nicky Barnes

Nicky Barnes is Bean Drop's tribute to the Harlem kingpin—be

THC 22%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Niclole Kush by Garden of Green

Garden of Green's Niclole Kush is basically the cannabis equ

THC 20%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Nicol Haze

Meet Nicol Haze—the strain that makes coffee look like chamo

THC 18-24%
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🧪 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Nicola Kush

Meet Nicola Kush—The Plug Seedbank’s attempt to make a sativ

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cake

Nicolas Cake

Nicolas Cake is Hisens Crew’s attempt at baking the perfect

THC 28-30%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Nicolas Cookies

Named after everyone's favorite memeable Frenchman, Nicolas

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica Clone-Only Chaos

Nicole

Nicole is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Lock

Nicole by Linda Seeds

Meet Nicole, the strain that treats your spine like a hammoc

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (Despite Its Identity Crisis)

Nicole By The Plant

Meet Nicole—the strain that majored in Sativa Studies but gr

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Mystery-Box Indica

Nicole by Unknown or Legendary

The breeders couldn’t be bothered to leave a business card,

THC 18%

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