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🟢 Boomer Sativa Energy

Old Goat

Old Goat is the strain equivalent of a 64-year-old in neon O

THC 15%
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🐵 Pure Sativa Shenanigans

Old Gorilla

Old Gorilla is the strain your grandpa swears he smoked at W

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Old Grandpa Scratch

Old Grandpa Scratch is the strain equivalent of that one rel

THC 18-22%
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🌲 Couch-Lock Lumberjack

Old Growth OG

Old Growth OG is Humboldt Seed Company's love letter to ever

THC 24-28%
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🌲 OG Kush 2.0

Old Growth OG

Old Growth OG is basically OG Kush after it did a few yoga r

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Old Island Indica x Sweet Skunk

Imagine your grandpa’s fishing boat collided with a skunk in

THC 18%
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🔴 Classic Sativa

Old Jack

Old Jack is essentially Jack Herer's distinguished uncle who

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Old Jedi

Old Jedi is the strain that makes you one with the Force and

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Old Kosher Dawg

Old Kosher Dawg is what happens when your Bubbe decides to b

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Citrus

Old Lemongrass

Old Lemongrass is what happens when breeders decide your gra

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Old Man OG

Old Man OG is the strain equivalent of a retired biker who n

THC 18%
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🟣 Geriatric Indica

Old Man Purps

Old Man Purps is what happens when your granddad's purple re

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG Indica

Old Man Strength

Old Man Strength is the cannabis equivalent of a retired pow

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Old Man Tegridy

Old Man Tegridy is the strain equivalent of that grumpy neig

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Old Peyote

Old Peyote sounds like your uncle's favorite cactus, but it'

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Old Poison

Old Poison is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Old Red Sour

Old Red Sour is what happens when breeders raid the vintage

THC 18%
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🟣 Retro Indica

Old School

Old School is the weed equivalent of a vinyl record—imperfec

THC 14%
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😴 Pure Indica

Old School Afghani

Old School Afghani is basically the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 15%
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🔵 Vintage Indica

Old School Blues

Old School Blues is Mephisto Genetics’ love letter to the da

THC 22%
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🔵 Sativa

Old School Cottonmouth

SnowHigh Seeds basically time-traveled to steal your dad's w

THC 18-22%
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🟢 100% Sativa Time Machine

Old School Durban

The strain equivalent of your cool uncle who backpacked Afri

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Pure Nostalgia Sativa

Old School Elephant

Grandpa’s stash got a glow-up. Old School Elephant is what h

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Old School Glue

Old School Glue is the cannabis equivalent of that vintage c

THC 22%
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☀️ 100% Sativa Time Machine

Old School Haze

The strain that convinced your dad bell-bottoms were still c

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Old School Haze x Panama

This strain is basically your dad’s Vietnam-era stash wearin

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant Time Machine

Old School Haze X Papua New Guinea

Meet the strain that’s basically a jungle expedition in nug

THC 16-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Old School Hazy Jones

Old School Hazy Jones is what happens when Connoisseur Genet

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch DJ

Old School Jams

Meet Old School Jams: the strain that puts the “grand” in “g

THC 18%
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🟣 Vintage Indica

Old School Kush

Grandpa's favorite couch-locker just got a 2025 reboot, and

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Old School Kush

Remember when weed was just weed and not a lifestyle brand?

THC 18%
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🍋 Old-School Indica

Old School Lemons

Imagine your grandpa’s secret lemon tree got freaky with a g

THC 20-26%
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🥭 Nostalgia-Flavored Hybrid

Old School Mango Haze

Mephisto Genetics whipped up this mango-scented time machine

THC 18-23%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Old School OG CBD

OG Kush’s chill nephew who went to therapy and learned bound

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Old School Skunk

Old School Skunk is your Boomer dad's favorite strain—pungen

THC 20%
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🦨 Vintage Hybrid

Old School Skunk

Your grandpa's loud cologne in weed form. Old School Skunk s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Retro Indica

Old School Skunk 2.0

Meet the strain that time-traveled straight from your dad’s

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Old School Skunk 2.0 Autoflowering

LaMota Seeds took your dad's favorite stink-weed, slapped a

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Old Soul

Old Soul is what happens when Pre-98 Bubba Kush knocks up So

THC 18%
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⚖️ Split-Personality Hybrid

Old Sour Cookies

Imagine your grandma's lemon bars got into a fight with a ba

THC 18%
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🟣 Vintage Indica

Old Sour Dubb

This is what your grumpy uncle who still calls it “grass” ha

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Old Spice by Taylormade Selections

Meet Old Spice—the strain that somehow bottled the 1970s in

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Old Sweet Critical

Old Sweet Critical is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Old Time Bubba Kush

Meet the strain that makes yoga instructors forget what stan

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Old Time Indiana Bubble Gum

A Moscaseeds love letter to the '90s that tastes like Bazook

THC 18-24%
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🟤 Pure Indica

Old Time Moonshine

Old Time Moonshine is DJ Short’s tribute to the days when we

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Old Time Moonshine

Old Time Moonshine is the cannabis equivalent of finding a m

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Vintage Couch-Lock Indica

Old Time Purple Urkle

Meet the strain that raided your dad's vinyl collection and

THC 20%

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