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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Original Oreoz By Growers Choice

Original Oreoz is what happens when Willy Wonka and Snoop Do

THC 18%
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🌱 Sativa-Leaning Franken-Kush

Original Princess 88 Clone X Original Cindy 99 Male

Imagine inviting your grandma (Princess 88) to Thanksgiving

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Indica

Original Purple Diesel

Meet the strain that proves your weed can look like a grape

THC 18-22%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Original Royal Kush

Meet the strain that makes Netflix ask "Are you still watchi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (65% Indica)

Original Sin

The forbidden fruit of Sin City Seeds—Original Sin lures you

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Classic Sativa

Original Skunk

Meet the granddaddy of dank—the strain that taught your nose

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Classic Hybrid

Original Skunk

The strain that literally taught your dad what "loud" means.

THC 18%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Original Skunk #1

The strain that literally taught your favorite strain how to

THC 15%
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🦨 Classic Hybrid

Original Skunk 1

Meet the OG funkadelic: a 1970s love child of Afghan brick w

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Auto)

Original Skunk 1 Auto

The OG of stank weed now comes in microwave-speed auto form.

THC 15%
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🔶 Speed-Dating Sativa

Original Skunk 1 Fast

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Enhanced Couch Lock

Original Skunk Autoflowering

AKA "The Microwave Popcorn of Cannabis"—fast, funky, and gua

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Mostly-Sativa Hybrid

Original Skunk by Zativo

The strain that taught your dad what ‘dank’ means. A 70 % sa

THC 18%
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🦨 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Original Skunk Express

Imagine your dad’s cologne collided with a skunk on prom nig

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ OG Hybrid

Original Skunk No.1

The strain that taught your dad what weed was supposed to sm

THC 15%
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🔵 Pure Sativa Chaos

Original Sour Diesel by The Cali Connection

Imagine huffing a Chevron while lemon Pledge slaps you in th

THC 18-24%
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🍓 Pure Sativa

Original Strawberry Cough

The strain that tastes like a strawberry milkshake and hits

THC 18%
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🇨🇭 Pure Alpine Sativa

Original Swiss Erdbeerli

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that grew up in the Alps and

THC 18-22%
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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Original Swiss Strawberry

Imagine Switzerland bottled a strawberry, gave it a passport

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa

Original Tangie

Original Tangie is what happens when a California orange gro

THC 18%
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🟢 Landrace in Yoga Pants

Original Thai by Annibale Genetics

Meet the strain that backpacked out of Southeast Asia in the

THC 15-22%
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🧀 Indica Dominant

Original UK Cheese by Dr. Greenthumb

This legendary stank factory is basically what happens when

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ OG Balanced Hybrid

Original White Widow by Paradise Seeds

The strain that taught millennials what "frosty" meant befor

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Original Widow

Meet Original Widow—the strain that took White Widow to ther

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (but like, the polite kind)

Original Z

Meet Original Z—aka the strain that got sued by Skittles and

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Original Zkittlez

A 70% indica sugar-bomb that turns your living room into a f

THC 18%
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🔶 Boutique Mystery Hybrid

Origins Yog

Origins Yog is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item

THC 22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Orinoco

Meet Orinoco—the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamom

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant F1 Hybrid

Orion

Meet Orion, the strain that turns your living room into the

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Orion Express

Orion Express is what happens when mad scientists decide wee

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Lab-Engineered Hybrid

Orion F1

Meet Orion F1, the cannabis equivalent of a factory-fresh iP

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Rocket-Fueled Sativa

Orion Weed

Orion Weed is the strain equivalent of a SpaceX launch: engi

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Orion's Belt

The boutique strain so exclusive it makes your dealer's othe

THC 15-25%
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🌌 Balanced Hybrid

Orion's Belt

Named after the three stars that got lost on the way to your

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Orisha

Meet Orisha—the strain that turns your brain into a laser po

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Orisha XL

Orisha XL is what happens when a sativa strain hits the gym

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Heritage

Orissa Gold

Straight outta the jungles of Orissa comes this 100% authent

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid Landrace

Orissa Gold

Meet Orissa Gold—The Landrace Team’s decade-long love letter

THC 20%
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🏝️ Monsoon-Bred Landrace

Orissa India

Meet the strain that thinks a 16-week flower cycle is totall

THC 14-20%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Orka

Meet Orka, the strain that sounds like a whale but hits like

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Fast-Finishing Indica

Orlando's Magic

This Night Owl Seeds creation is basically the cannabis equi

THC 18%
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🟢 Featherweight Sativa

Oro Negra

Meet Oro Negra, the espresso shot that forgot the espresso.

THC 5%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ortega

Meet Ortega—the strain that convinced your couch to adopt yo

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ortega

Ortega is what happens when Northern Lights and Masterkush h

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Ortega

Meet Ortega—an indica so sedating it makes your couch look l

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ortega Indica

Meet Ortega Indica, Dutch Passion’s answer to "I want to fee

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ortigoza Crack

Ortigoza Crack is the strain that asks, “Remember what stand

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

OS Glue

OS Glue is the strain equivalent of hitting the "do not dist

THC 22%

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