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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Orgazm

The strain that promises a happy ending every time—no batter

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Orghani

Orghani is Savage Seed Collective’s love letter to everyone

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Orgy Kush

Sub Rosa Gardens’ Orgy Kush is the strain you smoke when Net

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Oria3n By La Semilla Automatica

Oria3n is what happens when Spanish breeders decide to weapo

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Autoflower

Orient Automatic

Meet Orient Automatic: the strain that turns your living roo

THC 18%
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🚂 Pure Sativa Express

Orient Express

All aboard the Orient Express, the only train where the dini

THC 20%
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🚂 Sativa Express

Orient Express

Named after the train that ferried spies and diplomats acros

THC 18%
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🚂 Pure Indica Express

Orient Express

Named after a luxury train, this indica delivers first-class

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica Autoflower

Orient Express

Scott Family Farms’ Orient Express is the cannabis equivalen

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Speedrun

Orient Express

All aboard the ADHD bullet train! Orient Express is the 18%

THC 18%
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🚂 Transcontinental Hybrid

Orient Express

Like a diplomatic summit in your lungs, Orient Express merge

THC 14-18%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Indica Locomotive

Orient Express Auto

All aboard the laziest locomotive on the rails! Orient Expre

THC 18%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Oriental Express

All aboard the panic-at-the-disco express! This sativa bulle

THC 15-25%
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💨 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Original 1998 Vintage Cindy

The strain that convinced a generation dial-up stoners they

THC 20-23%
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🌞 Sativa

Original 47

Meet Original 47, the strain that peaked in 2012 and refuses

THC 8-9%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Original Afghan by The Bulldog Seeds

Meet the strain that invented the phrase “in-da-couch.” Orig

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Original Afghan Mix

If you're looking to time-travel back to 1970s Kandahar but

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Paralysis)

Original Afghani #1

The cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket and a bedtime

THC 16%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Original Afghani 1

Meet the strain that invented couch-lock before couches were

THC 15%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Original Afghani No1

This is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket made o

THC 18%
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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Warhead

Original AK47

The strain that sounds like a Russian assault rifle but hits

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Original Amnesia

A legendary sativa so potent it should come with a "Where di

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Original Amnesia

Meet the strain that turned Amsterdam coffeeshops into tempo

THC 20-25%
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☀️ Sativa Autoflower

Original Amnesia Autoflowering

The cannabis equivalent of a shot of espresso mixed with a m

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Original Amnesia by Dinafem

The strain that literally lives up to its name—good luck rem

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Fast-Acting Sativa

Original Amnesia Fast

Meet the espresso shot of sativas—Original Amnesia Fast deli

THC 22%
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⚡ Auto-flowering Hybrid

Original Auto AK

AK47 got tired of waiting 12 weeks to flower, so it eloped w

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Original Auto Amnesia Haze

Fast Buds basically strapped a Saturn V to classic Amnesia H

THC 30%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Cocktail

Original Auto Bubblegum

Fast Buds crammed ruderalis, indica, and sativa into a blend

THC 18%
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🧀 Autoflowering Hybrid

Original Auto Cheese

Imagine if Wisconsin and Amsterdam had a one-night stand in

THC 20-24%
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⚙️ Auto-Indica

Original Auto Chemdawg

Fast Buds took the gas-guzzling legend Chemdawg, slapped on

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Couch-Hugger

Original Auto Critical

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actu

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Original Auto Jack Herer

Imagine if Jack Herer got impatient and taught himself to fl

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Original Auto Northern Lights

This autoflowering indica is basically Northern Lights' spee

THC 20-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Original Auto OG Kush

Fast Buds took the legendary couch-anchor OG Kush, shrunk it

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Original Auto Russian

This speed-dating version of White Russian finishes before y

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Calzone

Original Auto Skunk

Meet the strain that smells like a Phish concert in a gym so

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Autoflower

Original Auto Sour Diesel

The espresso shot of autoflowers: 70 days seed-to-stash, 26%

THC 21-26%
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⚪ Ruderalis-Hijacked Hybrid

Original Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry Bomb

Original Berry

The strain that convinced Europe to skip wine and just eat t

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Vintage Couch Magnet

Original Blueberry

Like finding your dad’s vinyl collection in weed form—classi

THC 15-17%
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🔵 Berry-Flavored Time Machine

Original Blueberry

Think your new-school “Blueberry Muffin Crumble Gelato #37”

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Original Bri Bri

Meet Original Bri Bri—the 18% THC lovechild of Pura Vida See

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cadillac

Original Bubba Kush X Sour Diesel

Imagine your grandpa's La-Z-Boy sprouted wheels and a NOS ta

THC 18-24%
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🟠 Balanced Hybrid

Original Californian Orange Skunk

Meet the strain that smells like someone spilled orange Gato

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Original Cheese

Imagine if Big Ben farted into a cheese grater—that's Origin

THC 15%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica

Original Cinderella

La Semilla Automática’s Original Cinderella is the strain th

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Original Cinderella Auto

The fairy-tale strain that turns your grow tent into a magic

THC 18%

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