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🟣 Indica

Oreo Blizzard

Oreo Blizzard is the strain equivalent of eating an entire s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Oreo Blizzy

Oreo Blizzy is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie and a s

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Sativa (with identity issues)

Oreo Blizzy

Oreo Blizzy is the cannabis equivalent of finding a Lamborgh

THC 24-32%

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🟣 Indica (Dessert-Class)

Oreo Cake

Oreo Cake is what happens when breeders binge Netflix baking

THC 15-25%

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🍪🍹 50/50 Dessert-Tropical Hybrid

Oreo Cake X Mai Tai

Picture dunking an Oreo in a tiki drink and then lighting it

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Indica Blizzard

Oreo Cookie Blizzard

This frosted freakshow is basically a Dairy Queen Blizzard t

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Indica

Oreo Cookies

Oreo Cookies is the strain that asks, "Want cookies with you

THC 30%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Oreo Float

Imagine dunking an entire sleeve of Oreos into a root beer f

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Pure Indica Couch Magnet

Oreo Fritter

Oreo Fritter is the strain that tricks you into thinking you

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Oreo Gelato

Oreo Gelato is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Gela

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cake

Oreo Ice Cream Cake

The strain that answers the question “what if Girl Scout coo

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Oreo King

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if Girl

THC 20-25%

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🍫 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Oreo King

The strain that turns your brain into a dunkable cookie. At

THC 30%

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🌀 Dessert-Citrus Franken-hybrid

Oreo King x Strawberry Banana x Tangie

Imagine dunking an Oreo in a strawberry milkshake while some

THC 15-22%

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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock & Cookies)

Oreo Mintz

Oreo Mintz is the strain for anyone who ever wished Girl Sco

THC 20-22%

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🍪 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Oreo Stomper

Imagine dunking an Oreo in grape soda, then letting a chemis

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Oreox by Palaces Seeds

Oreox is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into weed breedi

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Oreoz

Oreoz is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're abo

THC 25-30%

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⚖️ THC-Glazed Hybrid

Oreoz

Oreoz is what happens when a chocolate-chip cookie and a fre

THC 25-30%

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⚡ Speed-Grow Hybrid

Oreoz Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: Oreoz A

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Cookie Jar

Oreoz Auto

Oreoz Auto is what happens when a stoner forgets their Oreos

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Oreoz Auto

Oreoz Auto is what happens when breeders take your favorite

THC 15-25%

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❄️ Couch-Lock Blizzard

Oreoz Blizzard

Oreoz Blizzard is the strain equivalent of eating an entire

THC 22-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Oreoz by Blim Burn Seeds

Oreoz is the strain that convinced your dentist weed counts

THC 25-30%

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⚖️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Oreoz by Philosopher Seeds

Imagine Willy Wonka moonlighting as a chemist and accidental

THC 25-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Oreoz Cake

Imagine dunking an Oreo in wedding cake frosting, then immed

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Oreoz Crumbz

Oreoz Crumbz is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sl

THC 18%

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🍪 Ultra-Orthodox Couchlock

Oreoz Kosher

Imagine if a synagogue bake sale got raided by Snoop Dogg an

THC 22-29%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

Oreoz Kush Cake

Oreoz Kush Cake is what happens when a bakery and a Kush pla

THC 20-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cake

Oreoz Layer Cake

Imagine dunking a wedding cake into garlic cookies, then lig

THC 20-30%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Marshmallow Couch

Oreoz M-10 by Equilibrium Genetics

Oreoz M-10 is what happens when a chocolate cookie and a cam

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Oreoz McFlurry

Oreoz McFlurry is the strain equivalent of eating an entire

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Oreoz Mints

Oreoz Mints is what happens when Girl Scout cookies grow up,

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Oreoz Nanacream Punch

Imagine dipping an Oreo in melted Häagen-Dazs, then having t

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Oreoz OG

Oreoz OG is what happens when a Dutch breeder binge-watches

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Oreoz Runtz

Oreoz Runtz is Nasha Genetics’ attempt to turn Girl Scout Co

THC 20%

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🍪 Hybrid (Looks Like a Cookie, Hits Like a Freight Train)

Oreoz S1 by Heisenbeans Genetics

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got blackout drunk on gasoline an

THC 15-25%

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🍪⚡ Hybrid

Oreoz Sour

Oreoz Sour is what happens when cookies and diesel fuel get

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Oreoz X 88g13hp

Bodhi Seeds basically took your favorite stoner snack, dippe

THC 21%

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🍪 Dessert-Hybrid Heat Check

Oreoz X Jealousy

Imagine Oreos and Gelato had a messy breakup, then made up w

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Oreoz X Wedding Crasher

Imagine dunking an Oreo into a wedding cake while sitting on

THC 25-28%

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🔫 Sativa-Dominant Menace

Organic AK 47

This isn't your cousin's basement-grown AK-47—it's the Whole

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Organic Critical

Meet the strain that turns functional adults into puddles of

THC 20-22%

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🟣 Certified Organic Couch Glue

Organic Gelato

If a yoga retreat and an ice-cream truck collided, you'd get

THC 20-28%

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🍋 Sativa

Organic Lemon Haze

Organic Lemon Haze is the strain that convinced your hippie

THC 17%

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⚪ Sativa

Organic White Russian

Imagine if a Moscow winter and a California hippie had a bab

THC 10-15%

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⚡ Speed-Grown Hybrid

Organic White Russian Fast Version

Like your favorite vodka shot, but with less regret and more

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Orgazem by Stickybuds

Orgazem is the strain that asks "what if Xanax grew on trees

THC 20%