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🟢 Sativa-leaning Mystery Meat

P Jack

P Jack is the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist ad: "Sativ

THC 18-22%
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🔮 NorCal Narcolepsy Nugget

P Monkey Balls

This Mendo-bred grape-goblin golf ball of a strain will tran

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

P Nut Head

P Nut Head is Fresh Coast's love letter to everyone who thin

THC 18%
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🍪 Kush-Cookie Hybrid (Indica-Leaning)

P Panties

P Panties sounds like something you’d find in a strip-club l

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (but lies like a hybrid)

P Pebbles

P Pebbles is the strain that convinced your inner child and

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

P Plant

CopyCat Seeds basically weaponized sunshine and crammed it i

THC 20-25%
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🧘‍♂️ CBD-Heavy Hybrid

P Tonic

Imagine yoga pants in weed form: stretchy, calming, and aggr

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

P Wing

P Wing is the gaming-themed indica that shows up to your smo

THC 25%
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🚂 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

P Wreck

Imagine Pineapple Express and Trainwreck had a one-night sta

THC 18-26%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

P Za V1

Meet P Za V1, the strain that sounds like a rejected Star Wa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

P Za V2

P Za V2 is Root Orgin’s sequel nobody asked for but everybod

THC 18-23%
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🔵 Pure Indica

P-91

Meet P-91, the indica that hits harder than your ex's subtwe

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (Yes, They Said Sativa—Roll With It)

P.I.M. #1

P.I.M. #1 is the strain equivalent of someone swearing they’

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Specialist

P.I.M. #3

P.I.M. #3 is the strain that answers the age-old question: "

THC 22-26%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

P.K. Bomber

P.K. Bomber is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 20-22%
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🍊 Sativa

P.O.G.

P.O.G. is basically a liquid vacation poured into a jar—Moun

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

P.O.H.

P.O.H. is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull isn't s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

P.O.W 33

P.O.W 33 is what happens when breeders trap both indica couc

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

P.O.W.

P.O.W. stands for 'Prisoner of Weed' because that's exactly

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

P.Quill

P.Quill is what happens when a breeder locks themselves in a

THC 18-25%
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⚡ Sativa

P50

When the breeders won’t even sign their work, you know it’s

THC 18%
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☀️ Sativa

P53 by Hammerhead

Meet P53, the strain that convinced your Type-A friend they

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

P592 F-2

Meet P592 F-2, the strain that sounds like a rejected Star W

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

P75

P75 is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sneaker

THC 24%
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🔵 Boutique Indica

P85

P85 is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition sneaker

THC 5%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

P85 Bx

P85 Bx is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a la

THC 18%
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🧪 Gas-Citrus Hybrid

P90

P90 is the cannabis equivalent of a 90s action movie reboot:

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

P90

P90 sounds like a handgun or a workout, but it’s actually a

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

P91

Meet P91, the sativa that makes Red Bull look like chamomile

THC 18-24%
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🟣 SoCal Heritage Indica

P91

Meet P91, the strain that’s been putting SoCal stoners on th

THC 25-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (65% Indica / 35% Sativa)

P91 BX2

P91 BX2 is what happens when nerds with PhDs in weed genetic

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

P94

Meet P94—Brothers Grimm’s love letter to anyone who thinks c

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Paau

Paau is what happens when breeders try to make weed that wor

THC 18%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Pablo Driver

Pablo Driver is the strain your bougie plug swears is "exclu

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pablo Escobar

Named after everyone's favorite narcotrafficker, this strain

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Pablo Escobar

Named after everyone's favorite fictional villain, this 24%

THC 24%
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🔥 Colombian Sativa

Pablo Escobar

Named after the only guy who made more white powder than you

THC 10-25%
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🟣 Colombian Couch-Lock

Pablo Escobar

Named after the kingpin who'd probably smuggle this straight

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Speed Demon

Pablo Escobar Fast

Named after history's most notorious coke baron because appa

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid (Probably)

Pablo Gold

Pablo Gold is what happens when breeders name a strain after

THC 18-27%
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🎨 Sativa

Pablo Picasso

Named after the guy who painted women with eyes on their elb

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Pablo Revenge

Meet Pablo Revenge—the strain that sounds like a Netflix tru

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Pablo Runtz

Imagine Runtz did a semester abroad in Colombia and came bac

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Sativa Hybrid

Pablo's Gold

Pablo’s Gold is the strain equivalent of a beach vacation th

THC 15-25%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Pablo's Revenge

Imagine Oreos dunked in diesel, sprinkled with trust issues—

THC 22%
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⚫ Old-School Indica in a Hoodie

Pablo's Revenge X Sensi Star

Imagine your grandma’s lemon furniture polish getting mugged

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Sativa-Dominant Cheese Bomb

Pablos Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got a PhD in philosophy a

THC 18%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Pablos Cookies by Madcats Backyard Stash

MadCat’s backyard Frankenstein bakes a batch of couch-lock c

THC 18%

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