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🍦 Dessert Hybrid

Pablos Driver

Meet Pablos Driver—Sundae Driver's mysterious cousin who gho

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Purebred Sativa

Pablos Gold

Pablos Gold is what happens when Breeder Choice Organisation

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa (a.k.a. Espresso in Plant Form)

Pablos Lemon Thai

A SnowHigh Seeds creation that basically weaponized Thai sat

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Pablos Revenge

Named like a Netflix cartel drama, Pablos Revenge is Tiki Ma

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Pac Man Cookies

Imagine if OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookies had a baby while b

THC 20-32%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Pachamama

Pachamama is Mother Earth’s way of saying, "Get up, you beau

THC 18%
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🥾 Mountain-Born Sativa

Pachamama

Named after the Andean Earth Mother, Pachamama is basically

THC 19-21%
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🐘 Pure Couch Mammoth

Pachyderm Kush

Pachyderm Kush is the strain equivalent of getting body-slam

THC 18%
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🔵 PNW Couch Magnet

Pacific Blue

Pacific Blue is Washington State’s answer to “I need a blank

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Pacific Cooler

Imagine Capri Sun and a PhD chemist had a baby who immediate

THC 15-25%
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❄️ Frosted Hybrid

Pacific Frost

Pacific Frost is what happens when California growers decide

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Pacific G13

Pacific G13 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Pacific Gas

Pacific Gas is what happens when your Prius breaks down in B

THC 15-25%
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🟢 West-Coast Couch Commander

Pacific Green Mac

Imagine MAC got a beach house, started doing yoga, and now s

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Sativa

Pacific Mango

Imagine a ripe mango did CrossFit and joined a drum circle—t

THC 18%
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🔵 Sativa

Pacific Pearl

Pacific Pearl is Hyp3rids’ secret-menu sativa that sparkles

THC 15-25%
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🟡 West Coast Daytime Sativa

Pacific Sunshine

Imagine drinking a cold-pressed orange juice while skydiving

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Pacific Surfliner OG Kush

This Aztech Genetics creation is basically Amtrak for your b

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Pacific Surfliner OG Kush Automatic

The strain that turns your living room into Venice Beach at

THC 22%
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🗾 Island-Bred Sativa

Pacific Triangle

Born in Hawaii and blessed by the tiki gods, Pacific Triangl

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Clydesdale

Pack Mule

Pack Mule is the indica equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Pacman

Pacman is the strain that turns your Friday night into a sin

THC 20-23%
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🔴 Dessert-leaning Indica

Pacman Cookies

Imagine the 8-bit ghost you spent quarters hunting finally g

THC 23-30%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Padkos

Padkos is what happens when South African breeders decide Re

THC 18-20%
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🔒 Balanced Hybrid

Padlock

Padlock is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows up

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Padmes Guilt

Named after the moment Anakin realized he forgot their anniv

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Pagani Zilvertip

Pagani Zilvertip is KingJayGenetics' love letter to anyone w

THC 21-27%
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🌞 Sativa

Pagoda

Pagoda is what happens when Bodhi Seeds decides your to-do l

THC 18%
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🔮 Rare-Breed Indica

Pagoti

Pagoti is the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item that

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Paha Sapa

Paha Sapa is the strain that asks "what if you could smoke a

THC 15-25%
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🌄 Himalayan Heritage Sativa

Pahari Farmhouse

Imagine your yoga instructor distilled into a plant—lanky, s

THC 18%
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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Pai Gow

Pai Gow is the cannabis equivalent of splitting 8s at a brun

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Pai Gow Punch Savvy

Imagine Purple Punch got drunk in Vegas, married a zesty OG,

THC 20%
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🌴 Pure Sativa

Paia Hawaiana

Paia Hawaiana is what happens when a pineapple and a triple

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Average Hybrid

Paid Vacation by Pinehurst

Like that PTO you never use, Paid Vacation promises relaxati

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Pain Control Harli Tsu Bx1

Meet the designated driver of weed—Pain Control Harli Tsu Bx

THC 12-18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pain Killer

Meet Pain Killer, the strain that treats your chronic pain b

THC 18%
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⚖️ Therapeutic Autoflowering Hybrid

Painkiller

Meet the weed that hits like a gentle chiropractor instead o

THC 10-22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Painkiller

Painkiller sounds like pharmaceutical fraud, but it’s just w

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Mild-Mannered Sativa

Painkiller

Meet the strain that hits like chamomile tea with a PhD—Pain

THC 7-11%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Painkiller by Dr Underground

Painkiller is Dr Underground’s middle finger to Big Pharma—2

THC 22-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Painkiller XL

Royal Queen Seeds took a boring pain reliever and turned it

THC 15-18%
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⚖️ 1:1 Balanced Hybrid

Painkiller XL CBD

Meet the strain that treats pain without turning you into a

THC 9-10%
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🎨 Balanced Hybrid

Paint Fumez

Paint Fumez is the strain that answers the age-old question,

THC 17%
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🟣 Pure Indica Chaos

Paint Thinner

Named after the stuff your dad used to strip garage floors,

THC 18-25%
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🎨 Balanced Hybrid

Painted Lady

Painted Lady is Offensive Selections' artsy attempt at makin

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Speedrun Hybrid

Paisa Auto

Paisa Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Paisa CBD

Paisa CBD is what happens when Colombian breeders decide to

THC 15-25%

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