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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

Patent Leather

Imagine if your dad’s old leather recliner got hot-boxed by

THC 18%
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🥞 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Breakfast in Disguise)

Pathetic Pancakes

Imagine IHOP and Mike Tyson had a baby—sweet, fluffy, and ca

THC 22-25%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Patient Zero

The strain that started the pandemic of couch-lock. Patient

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pato #1

Meet Pato #1: the strain that’s basically the cannabis equiv

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure-Bred Sativa

Patrick Swazi

Meet Patrick Swazi—the sativa that sounds like a rejected '9

THC 18-24%
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🔴 All-American Couch-Lock

Patriot Medicine

When the founding fathers said "life, liberty, and the pursu

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Indica

Patriot Medicine

Real Gorilla Seeds slapped the word "Patriot" on this couch-

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Patriot

Patriot Medicine x GG#3

Real Gorilla Seeds took one look at your schedule and said "

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Patron

Patron is the strain equivalent of a bougie tequila shot: sm

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Sativa

Pattaya Cocktail

Imagine your favorite tiki drink got jealous of your brain c

THC 18-24%
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🎲 Boutique Hybrid

Patterned Hanky

Patterned Hanky is the strain equivalent of a Victorian hand

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Patti Cake by Narasimha

Patti Cake is what happens when a baker and a botanist get h

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Patty Cake by Magick Beans

Patty Cake is the indica that tricks you into thinking you'r

THC 19-25%
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🟣 Island Couch-Lock

Pau Hana

Pau Hana is the botanical equivalent of kicking off your sli

THC 18%
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😴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Paul OG

Paul OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Paul Revere

Paul Revere is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 24%
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🏎️ Pure Sativa

Paul Walker's Car

Named after the patron saint of speed and questionable stree

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Paul's Crystal Aurora

This sparkly show-off from New420Guy Seeds is basically the

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pauli's Girl

Pauli's Girl is the strain equivalent of that one friend who

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Pauls Blackberry Fire

Paul bred this blackberry beast and now we all have to sched

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Candy Indica

Pauls Bubblegum Surprise

Pauls Bubblegum Surprise is the strain that tricks you into

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Ruderalis Remix

Pauls Crystal Aurora Auto

Imagine if a snow-globe and a lazy-boy had a baby—it’d be Pa

THC 16-20%
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🟣 Indica

Pauls Purple Cookies

Paul's Purple Cookies is the strain equivalent of getting tu

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Pauls Purple Fire

Pauls Purple Fire is the strain your dealer swears is "strai

THC 18%
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🔮 87% Indica Couch-Lock Sorcery

Pauls Purple Peyote

Meet the strain that made grandmothers everywhere say “that’

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (Indica-leaning but not deciding)

Pauly Walnuts

Pauly Walnuts is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lite Indica

Pava S1 CBD

Think wedding cake you can actually drive home after. Pava S

THC 6%
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🔮 Ancient Himalayan Couch-Lock

Pavarti

Meet Pavarti—the strain so old it remembers when "high altit

THC 6%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pave

Pave is Raw Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever said

THC 28-32%
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🟣 Premium Couch Cement

Pave

Pave is the strain equivalent of a hypebeast sneaker drop—ov

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Premium Couch Cement

Pave Essential

Pave Essential is the bougie love-child of Paris OG and The

THC 20-30%
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🌈 Hybrid (Mint-Gas Meets Cheese-Funk)

Pave Rainbow Cheddar

Imagine a menthol cough drop, a wheel of cheddar, and a bag

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Couture

Pave Runtz

Pave Runtz is what happens when a hypebeast strain and a men

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pave S1

Pave S1 is what happens when a bougie mint-cream-gas clone d

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock

Pave Truffles

Pave Truffles is Aeque Genetics’ attempt at making cannabis

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica (But Acts Like It Went to Therapy)

Pavesini

Pavesini is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pavé

Pavé is what happens when Compound Genetics decides to turn

THC 18-24%
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💎 Hybrid

Pavé

Pavé is what happens when a jeweler gets high and decides OG

THC 10-25%
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🦘 Hybrid That Can’t Decide What It Wants To Be

Paw Paw

Imagine a fruit salad that got high and forgot it was a sala

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Paw Paw OG

South Bay Genetics basically weaponized bedtime with this 70

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PAWG

PAWG is what happens when breeders try to make a strain that

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pawg By Dope Seeds

PAWG sounds like an OnlyFans handle, yet here we are smoking

THC 18%
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🦝 Hybrid Hooligan

Pawpaw Outlaw

Meet the strain that’s basically if a tropical smoothie shop

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Corporate Couch-Lock

Pay Scale

Pay Scale is the strain HR uses to calculate how hard you’ll

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Payton Crunch

The strain that convinced Terpethic to name weed after a def

THC 20%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘Indecisive Couch-Gymnast’)

Payton Delight

Payton Delight is Ripper Seeds’ attempt at pleasing both the

THC 18-28%
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🏈 Couch-Lock QB

Payton Manning

Named after the king of pre-snap audibles, this 30% THC mons

THC 22-30%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Crumble

Payton Pie

Imagine if a peach pie and a gas station had a baby, then th

THC 25%

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