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Patent Leather
Imagine if your dad’s old leather recliner got hot-boxed by
THC 18%Pathetic Pancakes
Imagine IHOP and Mike Tyson had a baby—sweet, fluffy, and ca
THC 22-25%Patient Zero
The strain that started the pandemic of couch-lock. Patient
THC 18%Pato #1
Meet Pato #1: the strain that’s basically the cannabis equiv
THC 18%Patrick Swazi
Meet Patrick Swazi—the sativa that sounds like a rejected '9
THC 18-24%Patriot Medicine
When the founding fathers said "life, liberty, and the pursu
THC 18-22%Patriot Medicine
Real Gorilla Seeds slapped the word "Patriot" on this couch-
THC 18%Patriot Medicine x GG#3
Real Gorilla Seeds took one look at your schedule and said "
THC 18-24%Patron
Patron is the strain equivalent of a bougie tequila shot: sm
THC 18-24%Pattaya Cocktail
Imagine your favorite tiki drink got jealous of your brain c
THC 18-24%Patterned Hanky
Patterned Hanky is the strain equivalent of a Victorian hand
THC 18-26%Patti Cake by Narasimha
Patti Cake is what happens when a baker and a botanist get h
THC 18%Patty Cake by Magick Beans
Patty Cake is the indica that tricks you into thinking you'r
THC 19-25%Pau Hana
Pau Hana is the botanical equivalent of kicking off your sli
THC 18%Paul OG
Paul OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a
THC 15-20%Paul Revere
Paul Revere is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sh
THC 24%Paul Walker's Car
Named after the patron saint of speed and questionable stree
THC 18-24%Paul's Crystal Aurora
This sparkly show-off from New420Guy Seeds is basically the
THC 18-22%Pauli's Girl
Pauli's Girl is the strain equivalent of that one friend who
THC 18%Pauls Blackberry Fire
Paul bred this blackberry beast and now we all have to sched
THC 22%Pauls Bubblegum Surprise
Pauls Bubblegum Surprise is the strain that tricks you into
THC 22%Pauls Crystal Aurora Auto
Imagine if a snow-globe and a lazy-boy had a baby—it’d be Pa
THC 16-20%Pauls Purple Cookies
Paul's Purple Cookies is the strain equivalent of getting tu
THC 22-25%Pauls Purple Fire
Pauls Purple Fire is the strain your dealer swears is "strai
THC 18%Pauls Purple Peyote
Meet the strain that made grandmothers everywhere say “that’
THC 15-25%Pauly Walnuts
Pauly Walnuts is the strain that answers the age-old questio
THC 18-24%Pava S1 CBD
Think wedding cake you can actually drive home after. Pava S
THC 6%Pavarti
Meet Pavarti—the strain so old it remembers when "high altit
THC 6%Pave
Pave is Raw Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever said
THC 28-32%Pave
Pave is the strain equivalent of a hypebeast sneaker drop—ov
THC 15-25%Pave Essential
Pave Essential is the bougie love-child of Paris OG and The
THC 20-30%Pave Rainbow Cheddar
Imagine a menthol cough drop, a wheel of cheddar, and a bag
THC 15-25%Pave Runtz
Pave Runtz is what happens when a hypebeast strain and a men
THC 25%Pave S1
Pave S1 is what happens when a bougie mint-cream-gas clone d
THC 15-25%Pave Truffles
Pave Truffles is Aeque Genetics’ attempt at making cannabis
THC 18%Pavesini
Pavesini is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u
THC 18-22%Pavé
Pavé is what happens when Compound Genetics decides to turn
THC 18-24%Pavé
Pavé is what happens when a jeweler gets high and decides OG
THC 10-25%Paw Paw
Imagine a fruit salad that got high and forgot it was a sala
THC 18-22%Paw Paw OG
South Bay Genetics basically weaponized bedtime with this 70
THC 20-25%PAWG
PAWG is what happens when breeders try to make a strain that
THC 18-24%Pawg By Dope Seeds
PAWG sounds like an OnlyFans handle, yet here we are smoking
THC 18%Pawpaw Outlaw
Meet the strain that’s basically if a tropical smoothie shop
THC 18-22%Pay Scale
Pay Scale is the strain HR uses to calculate how hard you’ll
THC 15-25%Payton Crunch
The strain that convinced Terpethic to name weed after a def
THC 20%Payton Delight
Payton Delight is Ripper Seeds’ attempt at pleasing both the
THC 18-28%Payton Manning
Named after the king of pre-snap audibles, this 30% THC mons
THC 22-30%Payton Pie
Imagine if a peach pie and a gas station had a baby, then th
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