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Papi Chulo OG
Papi Chulo OG doesn’t ask for respect—it takes it, then uses
THC 21%Papillon
Papillon sounds fancy until you realize it translates to "bu
THC 18-26%Papis OG
Papis OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with
THC 18%Pappy Poison
Pappy Poison is the strain equivalent of a speakeasy passwor
THC 18-26%Pappy Van Winklez Reserve
The bougie uncle of indicas—18% THC that whispers "old money
THC 18%Pappy's Koffee
Pappy’s Koffee is what happens when a Pacific Northwest bree
THC 15-25%Pappy’s Koffee
Pacific NW Roots’ hush-hush hybrid that smells like a gas-st
THC 15-25%Papua New Guinea
This isn’t your uncle’s basement weed—this is 80% pure islan
THC 18-26%Papusas
Cannarado Genetics took 'fusion cuisine' way too literally a
THC 20-25%Papyrus by Blackbird Preservations
Imagine getting baked with Cleopatra's personal stash—that's
THC 18%Paradiddle
Paradiddle is the cannabis equivalent of a dad-rock drum sol
THC 18%Paradise
Meet Paradise, the flower that sounds like a timeshare pitch
THC 20%Paradise Circus
Exotic Genetix basically took a chill indica and a hyperacti
THC 22-26%Paradise Circus
Imagine a circus where the clowns all smell like orange Tic
THC 15-25%Paradise Citrus
Imagine your morning OJ got hijacked by a diesel truck and n
THC 18-26%Paradise Diesel
Paradise Diesel is what happens when a fuel truck crashes in
THC 18-24%Paradise Diesel
Paradise Diesel is what happens when a gas station and a fru
THC 18%Paradise Island
Paradise Island is what happens when a vacation and a panic
THC 18-22%Paradise OG
Paradise OG is what happens when OG Kush takes a vacation, g
THC 18-26%Paradise Punch
Imagine Purple Punch went on a tropical vacation and came ba
THC 15-25%Paradise Sky
Paradise Sky is the weed equivalent of a stock-image beach:
THC 25%Paradise Zkittlez
Paradise Zkittlez is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into
THC 25%Paradiso
Paradiso is what happens when mad scientists play Bob Ross w
THC 18-22%Paradox by Nuka Seeds
Paradox is what happens when breeders try to make a sativa t
THC 18-22%Paradox by Staff Selects
Paradox is Staff Selects’ inside joke: an indica that cospla
THC 22%Paragon
Meet Paragon, the strain that insists on being the designate
THC 18-23%Paraguay Sativa
Meet the strain that flunked geography class—Paraguay Sativa
THC 18%Paraguayan Pine
Paraguayan Pine is what happens when breeders trap a rainfor
THC 18%Paramount
Paramount is the strain that asks "what if a weighted blanke
THC 20%Paranoid Android
Named after everyone's favorite Radiohead fever dream, Paran
THC 15-25%Paranoramal Activity
The Fire Department's "Paranoramal Activity" is like smoking
THC 18-22%Paranormal
Paranormal is Elev8 Seeds' attempt to breed cannabis with ac
THC 15-25%Paranormal Bouquet
Red Scare Seed Company summoned this 50/50 hybrid during wha
THC 25%Parfait
Imagine if a Michelin-star pastry chef got paranoid and deci
THC 20-25%Parfait
Meet Parfait, the strain that convinced your sweet tooth to
THC 18-24%Paris Breath
Imagine OG Kush studied abroad, got tipsy on red wine, and c
THC 15-25%Paris Larry
Meet Paris Larry, the beret-wearing, baguette-scented indica
THC 20-25%Paris Larry
Paris Larry is what happens when two OG kush cousins swipe r
THC 20-28%Paris OG
Paris OG is the cannabis equivalent of a beret-wearing mime
THC 18-22%Paris OG
Paris OG is the strain equivalent of a red-eye flight to dre
THC 15-25%Paris OG on Fire
Meet Paris OG on Fire, the strain that treats your brain lik
THC 28%Paris Rock Candy
Imagine if a bougie Parisian candy shop and a 90s OG grow ro
THC 18-26%Park Avenue Pave
Compound Genetics’ bougie love-child of indica and sativa th
THC 22%Park Patrol by PRK PTL
Meet Park Patrol, the indica that security-guards your eveni
THC 18%Parlimintz
Imagine a Girl Scout cookie that grew up, moved to Aspen, an
THC 28%Parma Delight
Imagine eating violet candies while someone rubs lemon frost
THC 20-24%Parmesan
Meet Parmesan, the strain that smells like a charcuterie boa
THC 18%Parmesan Snookiez
Imagine your nonna’s lasagna took a gap year in Berlin and c
THC 23%