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⚡ Pure Sativa

Panty Dropper

Named like a bad Tinder bio but hits like a motivational spe

THC 18%
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🔞 Couch-Lock Indica

Panty Dropper S.E.

SnowHigh Seeds’ ode to foreplay that ends with you fully clo

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Panty Punch

Panty Punch sounds like a lingerie malfunction but smokes li

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Hurry

Panty Punch Autoflower

Panty Punch Auto is the botanical equivalent of a weighted b

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica (with a name that'll get you flagged at work)

Panty Shot

Panty Shot sounds like an 80s hair metal band but it's actua

THC 18%
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🌞 Straight-Up Sativa

Pao De Acucar

Named after the mountain that looks like someone dumped suga

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Full Couch-Lock Express

Papa Alien Bus

Papa Alien Bus is the strain that asks, 'Where we droppin'?'

THC 22%
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🍔 Heavy-Hitting Hybrid

Papa Burger

Papa Burger is the strain that smells like a White Castle du

THC 22-29%
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🍔 Hybrid (aka 'Dinner & Dessert')

Papa Burger Doghouse

Imagine a tropical smoothie that got trapped in a Five Guys

THC 27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Papa Don

Papa Don is like that friend who brings both board games and

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Papa Juice

Papa Juice is the purple drank of weed—minus the codeine and

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Papa Kush

Meet Papa Kush—the strain that treats your spine like a Twiz

THC 26%
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🧙‍♂️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mashup

Papa Smurf

Imagine if the Smurfs unionized and opened a dispensary—this

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Blueberry Hybrid

Papa Smurf

Meet Papa Smurf, the blueberry-blasted hybrid that looks lik

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Papa Smurpf

Meet Papa Smurpf—the indica that’ll have you giggling at inf

THC 22%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant

Papa's Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka retired in Spain, got bored, and bred a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Papalope

Meet Papalope, the strain that spent a decade in artisanal w

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Papanimal

Cannarado Genetics basically asked, "What if Animal Cookies

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Full-Time Couch Gluer

Paparazzi OG

Named after the people who chase celebrities, Paparazzi OG c

THC 24%
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🔮 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Papas Candy

Papas Candy is the strain that tricks you into thinking you'

THC 20%
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🥭 Couch-Lock Luau

Papaya

Imagine sipping a piña colada while a tranquilizer dart gent

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Indica

Papaya

Imagine drinking a piña colada while someone gently clubs yo

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Papaya 99 By Brothers Grimm

Imagine taking a vacation to a tropical island, but the isla

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Papaya and Banana

Imagine your blender got stoned and decided to vaporize itse

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Papaya Banana

Imagine drinking a piña colada, then getting drop-kicked int

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Papaya Bang Bang

Imagine a piña colada got into a street fight with your couc

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Fruit Salad

Papaya Berry

Imagine a piña colada and a strawberry shortcake had a baby,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Light)

Papaya Berry Runtz

Imagine Runtz took a tropical vacation, got drunk on papaya

THC 5-5%
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🟣 Indica Desert

Papaya Biscuits

Imagine if a Hawaiian breakfast buffet and a grandma’s cooki

THC 15-25%
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💣 Tropical Hybrid

Papaya Bomb

Papaya Bomb is what happens when someone said "what if a piñ

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Papaya Breath

If a Hawaiian smoothie and a gas-station cupcake had a love

THC 18-26%
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🍈 50/50 Hybrid

Papaya Bx

Papaya Bx is Bloom Seed Co’s attempt to bottle a Caribbean v

THC 18-22%
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🌺 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Papaya by Nirvana Seeds

Imagine Tropicana Cookies and Banana Punch had a torrid isla

THC 18%
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🥭 Couch-Lock Island

Papaya by V Elementum Seeds

Papaya is V Elementum's attempt to bottle a Caribbean beach

THC 18%
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🍰 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Papaya Cake

Imagine a dessert chef hotboxed a fruit stand in Maui and th

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Papaya Cake

Imagine if a fruit smoothie got drunk on wedding cake and pa

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cakewalk

Papaya Cake

Imagine if a fruit salad and a birthday cake got drunk, hook

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Papaya Candy

Imagine eating a papaya gummy bear that immediately body-sla

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Tropical Lab Accident

Papaya Chem O

Imagine if a papaya smoothie and a beaker of mystery chemica

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Colada

Papaya Colada

Imagine sipping a piña colada on a tropical beach, then waki

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. Nap-in-a-Jar)

Papaya Cookies

Imagine your grandma’s kitchen got hot-boxed by a fruit stan

THC 24-31%
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🍪🥭 Hybrid Auto

Papaya Cookies Auto

Imagine a tropical smoothie that got baked into a sugar cook

THC 20-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Split Hybrid

Papaya Cooler

Imagine a piña colada and a yoga class had a baby—then hot-b

THC 18%
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⚖️ Tropical Diesel Hybrid

Papaya Diesel

Imagine if a Caribbean fruit stand crashed into a semi truck

THC 18%
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🟣 Tropical Couch Companion

Papaya Dream

Papaya Dream is basically what happens when a fruit salad an

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Papaya Dulce

Imagine sipping a piña colada while your body becomes one wi

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Papaya Eclipse

Imagine a papaya that spent too long in a Hot Topic—sweet, g

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Tropical Thermonuclear Hybrid

Papaya Fiyah

Papaya Fiyah is what happens when a fruit salad gets a PhD i

THC 25%

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