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🌙 Couch-Lock Indica

Pancake Mix

Pancake Mix is the strain that convinced 517 Legend Seed Co

THC 18%
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🥞 Sativa

Pancake Stomper

Imagine if your Sunday brunch got possessed by a demon and d

THC 25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pancake Stomper

Named like a breakfast-themed WWE move, Pancake Stomper actu

THC 19-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Pancakes

Cookie Fam's Pancakes is the strain equivalent of showing up

THC 18%
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🥞 Brunch-Inspired Hybrid

Pancakes

Seed Junky Genetics basically weaponized brunch. Pancakes is

THC 18-25%
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🥞 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Pancakes

Meet Pancakes—the strain that turns your lazy Sunday into a

THC 20-28%
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🥞 Couch-Lock Brunch

Pancakes Bx

Pancakes Bx is the strain that convinced your stoner friend

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Pancakes X London Poundcakes

Stone City Genetics basically weaponized brunch. This 22% TH

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Pancakes X Zuchi

Imagine if your Sunday pancakes got freaky with a Kush plant

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Pancakez

Imagine if your Sunday brunch got freaky with a grape-flavor

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Panda

Panda Breath

Panda Breath is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20%
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⚫ Indica (with identity issues)

Panda Cookies

Imagine if a panda broke into a Mrs. Fields and hot-boxed th

THC 20-28%
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⚫️ Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Panda Kush

Named after the laziest animal on four legs, Panda Kush is t

THC 18-26%
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🥛 Hybrid Dessert Cultivar

Panda Milk

Panda Milk is what happens when a cereal aisle and a cannabi

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Indica

Panda Puff

Kaiser Chief’s Panda Puff is the cannabis equivalent of a we

THC 22-26%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Pandaran

Pandaran is ScareCrow Seeds' diplomatic solution to the eter

THC 18-22%
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🦠 Fast-Spreading Hybrid

Pandemia Auto

The strain that went viral before going viral was cool. Pand

THC 15-25%
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🦠 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Pandemic Dreams #1

The strain that turned sourdough starters into couch-lock st

THC 18-24%
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🧬 50/50 Hybrid

Pandemic Dreams 2

The official strain of day-47 sweatpants and existential dre

THC 18-24%
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🧬 Quarantine-Approved Hybrid

Pandemic Kush

The strain that made lockdown tolerable. KushBrothers cooked

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Pandemic Punch

The strain that turned global trauma into grape-flavored cou

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pandemic Special

The strain that turned toilet-paper hoarders into chill gard

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Mayhem

Pandemonium By Goldenseed

Pandemonium is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Autoflower

Pandora

Like the mythical box, Pandora opens once and it’s game over

THC 25%
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🔮 Auto-Flowering Indica (with trust issues)

Pandora by Paradise Seeds

Named after the chick who couldn’t keep a box closed, Pandor

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pandora by Pro Seed

Pandora is the strain that dares you to open the jar and unl

THC 22-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Pandora's Box

SubCool’s Pandora’s Box is the sativa that makes you open ev

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Pandora+

Named after the woman who famously couldn’t leave things alo

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Pandoras Hope IBL

Pandoras Hope is what happens when breeders let Greek mythol

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Paneer

Paneer sounds like a TikTok cheese pull, but it's actually H

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pangea

Pangea is the strain Mother Earth herself would roll up afte

THC 18%
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🔲 55/45 Hybrid (AKA 'Can't Commit Kush')

Panhandle by Califunkyuh

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Florida retiree who moved

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa (Allegedly)

Panini

Panini is the strain that convinced stoners bread is a food

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Panjsher by Afghan Selection

Meet Panjsher—a strain so authentically Afghan it might star

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Panjshir

Panjshir is what happens when Afghan breeders decide 2024 ne

THC 12-14%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Panky Rang

Panky Rang is what happens when Nerds Genetics asks, “What i

THC 22%
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🟣 Dessert-Heavy Indica (Probably)

Panlato

Meet Panlato—the strain whose name sounds like a fancy brunc

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PANM by TeamingWithTerps

PANM is what happens when lab nerds decide "relaxation" need

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50-ish)

Panna Cotta

Imagine a fancy Italian custard got high and decided to beco

THC 18%
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🍮 Dessert Kush Indica

Panna Cotta

Imagine if tiramisu got high and forgot where it parked. Pan

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Italian Couch Custard

Panna Cotta

Panna Cotta is the strain equivalent of eating an entire Ita

THC 15-25%
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🍮 Balanced Hybrid

Pannacotta

Pannacotta is Black Farm Genetix’s edible-looking flex that

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Panny Sty

Deep Space Creations cooked up Panny Sty—part rocket fuel, p

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Panorama by Bee Nerdy

Panorama is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk—flashy visua

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Firecracker

Panoramix

Panoramix is what happens when Bigdogs Seeds decides your br

THC 22-25%
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⚡ Sativa Auto

Panthera

Panthera is the espresso-shot of auto-flowers—18% THC that s

THC 18%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Panty Driver

Panty Driver is the strain that sounds like it should come w

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Casanova

Panty Dropper

SnowHigh Seeds gave us a strain whose name sounds like a bad

THC 18-22%

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