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🔴 Retro Sativa Hybrid

Panama Red

Panama Red is basically your dad’s mixtape in weed form—vint

THC 15%
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🔴 Boomer Sativa in Indica Clothing

Panama Red

Panama Red is the cannabis equivalent of your uncle's war st

THC 15%
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🔴 Vintage Sativa

Panama Red

Meet Panama Red—the strain that’s been getting boomers high

THC 10-15%
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🏴‍☠️ Boomer Sativa

Panama Red

The strain that literally got your parents through disco. At

THC 12%
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🔴 Legendary Sativa

Panama Red

Panama Red is the cannabis equivalent of a vinyl record coll

THC 15%
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🔴 Old-School Sativa

Panama Red

Your parents’ prom night in a jar. Panama Red is the vintage

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Classic Sativa

Panama Red

Meet the strain your hippie uncle won’t shut up about. Panam

THC 12%
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🔴 Old-School Sativa

Panama Red

Panama Red is the cannabis equivalent of your uncle’s vinyl

THC 12%
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🔴 Sativa-Forward Heritage Hybrid

Panama Red

Panama Red is basically Woodstock in plant form—long, lanky,

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Old-School Sativa

Panama Red

The cannabis equivalent of that one uncle who still swears v

THC 15%
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🔴 Blast-From-The-Past Sativa

Panama Red

The strain your dad still swears was "the good stuff" back w

THC 12%
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🌞 Vintage Sativa

Panama Red

The strain that made your hippie uncle think he could levita

THC 15%
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🔴 Classic Sativa Time Machine

Panama Red

The cannabis equivalent of your dad’s war stories—except the

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Vintage Sativa

Panama Red by Dr. Greenthumb

The strain that allegedly powered Woodstock is back, now bre

THC 15%
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🟣 Chillaxed CBD Indica

Panama Red CBD

Panama Red CBD is what happens when your burnout uncle grows

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Old-School Sativa Time Machine

Panama Red Dark Blue

Grandpa’s favorite strain just got a goth makeover. This thr

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Old-School Sativa

Panama Red Death by Boston Bob

Boston Bob exhumed the ghost of 1970s Panama Red, slapped th

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Old-School Sativa

Panama Red Haze

Panama Red Haze is basically the cannabis equivalent of a vi

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Panama Red Haze

The lovechild of hippie folklore and modern breeding, Panama

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Heritage Hybrid

Panama Red Pure

Panama Red Pure is your dad's Vietnam-era stash finally hitt

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Vintage Sativa

Panama Red Sweet Berry

Meet the strain that smells like Woodstock wrapped in a Frui

THC 15%
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🟤 Boomer Nostalgia Hybrid

Panama Red X 91 Crippy

A time-machine nug that’s 60% vintage sativa energy and 40%

THC 15%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Panama Red X Black Congo

This strain is what happens when your dad's Vietnam stories

THC 18%
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🤯 Balanced Hybrid

Panama Red X Cokkies Cream

Imagine your dad's Vietnam-era stash knocked up a 2024 Insta

THC 15-25%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Time Machine

Panama Red X Colombian Gold

Your grandpa's favorite weed just got a software update. Thi

THC 12%
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🟤 Heritage Hybrid

Panama Red X Ghost Cut

Imagine your dad's vintage stash knocked up a Silicon Valley

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Panama Red X Jack Herer

Imagine your grandfather’s psychedelic war stories and your

THC 23%
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🔴 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Panama Red X Strawberry Cough

Imagine your hippie uncle's favorite strain from Woodstock h

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Mid-Grade Time Machine

Panama Red X Triangle Kush

This is what happens when a disco-era sativa has a one-night

THC 10-15%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Panama Redwoodz

Meet Panama Redwoodz, the sativa that turns your brain into

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Purebred Rocket Fuel

Panama Sativa

Meet Panama Sativa—the strain that makes your brain feel lik

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Panama Spice

Panama Spice is the brunch mimosa of weed: tropical, spicy,

THC 15-25%
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🌴 Ultra-Sativa Power Trip

Panama X Bangi Haze

This strain is what happens when Central American coffee ene

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Panama X Malawi

This is what happens when two equatorial landraces have a on

THC 19-23%
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🌴 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Time Machine

Panama X Papua New Guinea

Imagine your grandfather's Panama Red had a wild weekend wit

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Panama x PCK

ACE Seeds’ love child of a hyperactive Panamanian sativa and

THC 18%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Power Trip

Panama x Tikal by Ace Seeds

This Central American rocket fuel combines Panamanian landra

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (Despite What Your Dealer Claims)

Panamagoo

Meet Panamagoo, the indica that clearly missed the memo abou

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Panamagoo S1

Meet Panamagoo S1, MassMedicalStrains' five-year science fai

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

PanamaJam

PanamaJam is what happens when Trip Seeds lets a Red Bull-fu

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Panamango by Binary Selections

Panamango is what happens when breeders lock themselves in a

THC 18%
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🟢 Old-School Energy Sativa

Panamanianmexican

Meet the strain that’s basically a time-traveling espresso s

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Panamonieum

Panamonieum is the indica that asked sativas to hold its bee

THC 25-35%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Panamoniuem F2

Panamoniuem F2 is what happens when breeders spend years cro

THC 18%
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🔺 Pure Himalayan Sativa

Panauti

Meet Panauti, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Pancake Breath

Imagine IHOP and a dispensary had a one-night stand—this is

THC 20-25%
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🥞 Dessert-Hybrid

Pancake Cookies

Imagine if your grandma's Sunday pancakes and a dispensary h

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Pancake Daiquiri

Imagine if IHOP and a tiki bar had a baby, then that baby go

THC 18%

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