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🍇 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Runtz by Greenpoint Seeds

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory had a blackout and someone pum

THC 30%
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🟣 Cold-War Couch-Lock

Purple Russian Express

This frosty purple freight train from Kalashnikov Seeds is b

THC 25-30%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Purple Ryder

Purple Ryder is the strain equivalent of a mullet—business i

THC 22%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Purple Ryder

Imagine if a purple crayon and a garden gnome made a baby th

THC 15%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Purple Ryder Auto

Purple Ryder Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 15-25%
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🌊 Beach-Bum Hybrid

Purple Sand

Imagine getting high on a sunset beach, but the beach is act

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Sand Cookies

Purple Sand Cookies is what happens when a grape snow-cone a

THC 17-20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Purple Satellite

Green Mountain Seeds cranked the dial to 11 on color genetic

THC 18%
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🔮 Sativa Sorcery

Purple Sauce

Purple Sauce is what happens when Willy Wonka starts breedin

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert in Disguise

Purple Sauce

Purple Sauce is the strain that convinced your eyes you’re s

THC 26%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Purple Sauce F2

Exclusive Seeds basically asked, “What if we gave a sativa a

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Scones by Petepacks

Imagine if your grandma’s secret scone recipe got cross-bred

THC 18-22%
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🍇 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Milkshake

Purple Scoops

Purple Scoops is what happens when a mad scientist feeds Gra

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Purple Scout

Purple Scout is what happens when a lab coat and a lava lamp

THC 25%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Purple Shah

Purple Shah is MzJill Genetics' royal decree to cancel your

THC 20%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid (aka Training-Wheels Kush)

Purple Shaman

Purple Shaman is the cannabis equivalent of a scented candle

THC 7%
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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Purple Sherb

Purple Sherb is the strain equivalent of eating grape jelly

THC 18%
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🟣 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Sherbet

Purple Sherbet is what happens when Willy Wonka gets into we

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Purple Sherbet

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped a sedative in the snozzberry mac

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Purple-Aligned Hybrid

Purple Sherbet

Purple Sherbet is the strain equivalent of finding out your

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Sherpa

Imagine a sherpa that carries your anxiety up the mountain a

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Shot

Purple Shot is Exotic Seed's love letter to anyone who's eve

THC 20%
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🌌 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Purple Sirius Kush

Imagine if a lavender bush got abducted by aliens and return

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Skunk

Purple Skunk is what happens when your gym bag decides to bl

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Ruderalis Rebel

Purple Skunk Automatic

Meet the strain that proves you can polish a skunk turd into

THC 15%
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🟢 Sativa

Purple Skunk Breath

Imagine if a skunk hot-boxed a grape soda factory—boom, Purp

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Indica Couch Magnet

Purple Skunk Mass

Meet the strain that looks like it raided Prince's wardrobe

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Purple Skunk x Big Bud Skunk

Imagine your high-school janitor's mop water had a baby with

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Purple Skunk x Dutch Treat

Imagine your grandma’s couch grew weed—this is it. A 90’s lo

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Force-Balanced Hybrid

Purple Skywalker

This isn't your dad's OG Skywalker—it's the Darth Vader edit

THC 18-25%
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🎄 Holiday-Themed Hybrid

Purple Sleigh Ride

The strain that turns your living room into a Hallmark movie

THC 18%
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🍇 Ruderalis-Splashed Hybrid

Purple Slurpee

Imagine a 7-Eleven slushie that decided to grow legs, sprout

THC 18%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Slush

Purple Slush is Gonzo Seeds’ attempt at turning a 7-Eleven f

THC 18-23%
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🍇 Hybrid

Purple Slush

Purple Slush is what happens when breeders chase bag appeal

THC 5%
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🟢 Sativa

Purple Snowman

Purple Snowman is the strain equivalent of that artsy kid wh

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cola

Purple Soda Breath

Imagine Willy Wonka and a couch collided at 3 a.m.—Purple So

THC 20%
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🍇 Hybrid (OG in a Fanta bottle)

Purple Soda OG

Holy Smoke Seeds basically carbonated an OG and painted it v

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Purple Soul

Meet Purple Soul—the strain that looks like Prince's wardrob

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Sour Bubble by Baked Beanz

This 29% THC grape-flavored tranquilizer dart from Baked Bea

THC 29%
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🍇 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Lane

Purple Sour Jeallousy Pie

Meet the strain that crams every 2026 trend into one bud: pu

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Sponge

Purple Sponge is what happens when breeders try to make weed

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 55/45 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Purple Sprite

Purple Sprite looks like it raided Willy Wonka's wardrobe an

THC 18%
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🍇🍋 Hybrid (Grape-Soda-Meets-Lemon-Pledge Edition)

Purple Sprite

Purple Sprite is what happens when a grape-flavored blunt wr

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Star

Purple Star is the strain equivalent of wearing a velvet tra

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Star

Purple Star is the strain equivalent of that friend who’s "g

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Purple Star

Purple Star is the cannabis equivalent of a velvet painting—

THC 22%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Star OG

Purple Star OG is what happens when breeders decide comfort

THC 18%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Starburst

Imagine eating a bag of grape Skittles while floating throug

THC 18-22%

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