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🟣 Indica

Purple Truffle

Purple Truffle is the goth dessert of weed—dark purple, smel

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Purple Truffle Cake

Purple Truffle Cake is Big Dog's love letter to anyone who t

THC 23%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid (AKA ‘Which Way Is Up?’)

Purple Tuna

Purple Tuna is the love-child of a mad scientist with a purp

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch GPS)

Purple Turban

Purple Turban is what happens when Headband and Purple Afgha

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Purple U Dub

Purple U Dub is what happens when Alaska Cannabis Cache asks

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Unicorn

Purple Unicorn is what happens when breeders get horny for m

THC 18-24%
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🦄 Hybrid (Chem-berry chaos)

Purple Unicorn

Purple Unicorn is the strain equivalent of finding a $20 bil

THC 18-26%
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🦄 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Unicorn Poison

Unicorn Boys Genetics basically asked "what if cotton candy

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkel by Clone Onlys

Purple Urkel is the strain that convinced your aunt purple w

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkle

Purple Urkle is the strain that looks like a grape Jolly Ran

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkle

Purple Urkle is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Urkle

Purple Urkle is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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🟣 Full-Fledged Couch Burrito

Purple Urkle

Meet Purple Urkle, the strain that looks like it raided Prin

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkle 99 x Geniu

This Brothers Grimm creation is what happens when purple dra

THC 20-25%
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🔮 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Urkle 99 x Rosetta Stone

Imagine if Prince and Indiana Jones had a baby, then dipped

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Urkle Automatic

The strain that turns Type-A personalities into houseplants.

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Purple Urkle by Apeorigin

The strain that convinced your brain the couch is a life raf

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Urkle by CSI Humboldt

Purple Urkle is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkle by Dr. Blaze

Meet the strain that looks like Barney’s armpit and hits lik

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urkle by Pyramid Seeds

Purple Urkle is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend w

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (CBD Remix)

Purple Urkle CBD

Remember the 90s? This strain does. Purple Urkle CBD is your

THC 25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Urkle Electric

Purple Urkle Electric is what happens when classic couch-loc

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Urkle X Blue Pyramid

Imagine grape Kool-Aid wearing blueberry-scented cologne and

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Urkle X Clementine

Imagine your couch-locked grandpa crashed a citrus festival—

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Urkle X Space Queen

This interstellar couch-locker is what happens when a 90s pu

THC 22-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Purple Urkle X Tripoli Wicked

Imagine if Grimace from McDonald's got possessed by a sleep

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Urple IBL

Purple Urple IBL is the strain that looks like it raided Pri

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa with Commitment Issues

Purple Valley Cooks

Meet Purple Valley Cooks—the strain that dresses like an ind

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Valley OG

This is the strain that convinced your high-school weed deal

THC 20-22%
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🍇 Indica-Leading Hybrid

Purple Valley OG

Purple Valley OG is like getting bear-hugged by your grandma

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Royalty

Purple Vapor

Purple Vapor is what happens when Dungeons Vault Genetics de

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Vapor

Purple Vapor is what happens when a grape popsicle and a gas

THC 20%
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🟣 Pure Indica Sorcery

Purple Voodoo

Purple Voodoo is the strain your dealer swears came from a v

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commando

Purple Vortex

Purple Vortex is what happens when breeders ask, "What if Ba

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Purple Walker Kush

Purple Walker Kush is what happens when Grandoggy Purps and

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Purple Water Ice

Imagine your childhood snow cone grew up, got jacked on THC,

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Purple Who

Purple Who is Dirt Farmer Genetics' love letter to anyone wh

THC 18-24%
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🔮 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Widow

Purple Widow is the strain that looks like it raided Prince'

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Purple Daytime Sativa

Purple Willie

Meet Purple Willie, the strain that proves you don’t need 25

THC 8-12%
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🟪 Hybrid Sorcery

Purple Wizard

Purple Wizard is the Hogwarts letter of weed: purple as Dumb

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Purple Wookie

Purple Wookie is what happens when Bodhi Seeds lets a Wookie

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica

Purple Wookie

Purple Wookie is what happens when a lavender bush and a Woo

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-leaning mystery meat

Purple Wookie Remix

Purple Wookie Remix is what happens when Bodhi Seeds says “l

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Wreck

Goldenseed's Purple Wreck is what happens when Purple Trainw

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Wreck

The lovechild of meticulous breeding and pure vanity, Purple

THC 16-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Wreck

Purple Wreck is what happens when Trainwreck puts on a purpl

THC 15%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Fine, I’ll Just Have One Hit')

Purple Wulf By Weed Should Taste Good

Purple Wulf is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business u

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Purple x OG Kush Autoflowering

This strain is what happens when OG Kush and Purple Kush hav

THC 27-28%

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