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Strain Reviews

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🔮 Pure Indica

Pussy Breath

Pussy Breath sounds like what happens after a very specific

THC 20-25%

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🦄 Balanced Hybrid

Pussy Cat Kush

Like your ex's cat: looks adorable, smells expensive, and wi

THC 15-25%

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🍯 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Pussy Pussay By The Bakery Genetics

Meet Pussy Pussay—The Bakery Genetics’ love letter to folks

THC 18-24%

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🔥 60/40 Indica-Sativa Split

Pussy Wagon

Named after a Tarantino fever dream and bred to make your in

THC 22%

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🔵 Indica

Pussy Wagon

Pussy Wagon is the strain your conservative aunt will mispro

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Netflix-&-Chill OG)

Pussy Weed

Not a registered strain—more like a "mood in a jar" that dis

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Pussy Wrecker

Pussy Wrecker is the strain equivalent of a triple espresso

THC 20%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Puta Breath

Puta Breath is what happens when a breeder decides to give M

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (The One Your Abuela Would Slap You For Naming)

Puta Breath

The strain so loud it needs a PG-13 menu alias. Puta Breath

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Putabutter

Putabutter is what happens when a stick of Land O'Lakes gets

THC 18-24%

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🚀 Sativa Rocket Fuel

Putang Nevil Chem

This sativa from MassMedicalStrains is what happens when sci

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Putang S1

Putang S1 is what happens when breeders decide your brain ne

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

Putang X Bye Ya

Bad Dawg Freebies basically duct-taped a motivational speake

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Putang X Sunshine 4

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Pokémon but smok

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Heavy-Handed Indica

Putin's Punch

A clandestine 75-85% Indica that allegedly escaped secret br

THC 20-25%

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🤝 50/50 Hybrid (balanced like a Cold War treaty)

Putin's Sour Cheese

Space Trooper Genetics took classic Cheese, added a Kremlin-

THC 16%

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🟡 Funk-Forward Hybrid

Putrid Citrus Candies

Imagine if a skunk ate a bag of lemonheads and then burped i

THC 15-25%

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⚗️ Midwest Mutant Hybrid

Putrid Michigan

Imagine if a Coney Island chili dog and a glazed donut had a

THC 20-28%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

PX Special

PX Special is what happens when OG Labs asks, "What if espre

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Indica

Pydcdogpydog

Pydcdogpydog is the strain that proves breeders have officia

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pydog

Pydog is what happens when B. Seeds Co. decides your plans a

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

PyDog Ix1 x Deep Chunk

B. Seeds Co. basically weaponized couch-lock with this 70% i

THC 22-25%

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🔵 Indica-Leaning Frankenstein

Pydog Ix1 X White Og V2 X Deep Chunk

Imagine if OG Kush and an Afghan hashplant had a baby, then

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Pydog Ix1 X White Og V2 X Deep Chunk

Imagine a love-child of a guard dog, a snow-capped OG, and a

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

PyDogIx1 Creme 4 x DC

PyDogIx1 Creme 4 x DC is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

PyK7 #4

Meet PyK7 #4: the strain that took breeders 20 years to bala

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified

PyK7 #4 x Deep Chunk

Bred by the mad scientists at B. Seeds Co., this 75% indica

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

PyOTM x Deep Chunk

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel like it got a promot

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Tactical Couch-Lock Indica

Pyramic by Tatewari Tactical

Pyramic is what happens when a defense contractor decides to

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Pyramid

Meet Pyramid: the strain that turns your living room into an

THC 30%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Pyro's Paradise

Imagine if OG Kush and a Southeast Asian backpacking trip ha

THC 18%

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🔥 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Pyros OG

Pyros OG is what happens when OG Kush and Fire OG have a bab

THC 18-26%

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🐍 Balanced Hybrid

Python Grip

Python Grip slithers in at 15-25% THC and hugs your body lik

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Balanced Candy Hybrid

Pyxy Styx

Named after the powdered sugar sticks that stained every 90s

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Pyxystyx

Pyxystyx sounds like a rejected Pokémon, but this Cannarado

THC 20%

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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Púrpura by La Semilla Automática

Meet Púrpura, the strain that flowers faster than your ex's

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Trademark-Dodging Indica

Q Aka Charlotte's Web

Meet Q—Charlotte’s Web in a Groucho Marx disguise—because no

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Qalypso

Qalypso is what happens when mad scientists decide to make w

THC 20-24%

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🟤 85% Indica Land-Rock Hybrid

Qandahar South By Afghan Selection

Meet the strain that’s been dry-aged longer than your uncle’

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Qandisha

Qandisha is what happens when breeders can't pick a lane—so

THC 18%

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🟣 Deep-State Indica

Qanon

The strain that turns your living room into a subreddit. Qan

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Straight-Laced Indica

Qookies

Qookies is what happens when a Girl Scout and a weighted bla

THC 22%

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⚡ Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Qrazy Quake

Qrazy Quake is the strain equivalent of texting your ex at 2

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Qrazy Train

SubCool’s The Dank crammed Trainwreck, Trinity, and Purple U

THC 18%

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🚂 Hybrid Chaos Express

Qrazy Train

Qrazy Train is what happens when breeders play mad scientist

THC 15-25%

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🦆 Sativa (But Don't Tell the Indica Police)

Quack Crack

Quack Crack sounds like a cartoon drug bust, but it’s just E

THC 18%

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🌸 Balanced Hybrid

Quackberry Rose

Quackberry Rose is what happens when mad scientists decide r

THC 18%

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⚗️ Chem-Heavy Hybrid

Quad Dawg

Quad Dawg is what happens when breeders take the Chemdog fam

THC 19-26%