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🟢 Sativa

Quadjacks

Quadjacks is the strain Sin City Seeds whipped up when they

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Hybrid (50/50, allegedly)

Quadruple OG

Kief Sweat took OG genetics and hit the turbo button four ti

THC 35%

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⚖️ True 50/50 Hybrid

Quagmire

Quagmire is what happens when breeders stop arguing about in

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica

Quality Street by Mads

Meet the strain that catfished the entire cannabis database.

THC 18%

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⚛️ Hybrid w/ a Kush-y Sweet Tooth

Quantum Cookies

Quantum Cookies is what happens when a Girl Scout sells Thin

THC 23-29%

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🔵 Indica (But Wait—Plot Twist)

Quantum Entanglement

If Schrödinger bred weed, this would be it—simultaneously in

THC 20-26%

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🧙‍♂️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Quantum Gandalf

Quantum Gandalf is what happens when a physics major and a T

THC 27-30%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Quantum K9

Quantum K9 is what happens when mad-scientist breeders try t

THC 22%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Quantum Kimbo

Quantum Kimbo is the strain equivalent of that friend who ac

THC 20-22%

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🔬 Sativa That Thinks It’s Smarter Than You

Quantum Kush

Quantum Kush sounds like it should unlock the secrets of the

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Quantum Kush

Meet Quantum Kush—the sativa that makes your neurons do back

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Pheno #5

Quantum Kush 5

Meet Quantum Kush 5, the phenotype that made the cut because

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Quarantine Companion

Quarantine Buddy

The strain that turned sourdough starters into couch-lock st

THC 18%

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🟢 Couch-Free Sativa

Quarantine Kush

The strain that made lockdown bearable—minus the banana brea

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-adjacent Indica

Quarter Mile

Quarter Mile is the cannabis equivalent of autopilot for you

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Pure Indica

Quartz Armadillo

Quartz Armadillo is Genesis Genetics' answer to "What if we

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Quartz Rock

Quartz Rock is the strain for people who want their weed to

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica (That Thinks It's Balanced)

Quasar

Quasar is what happens when Buddha Seeds asks, "What if we m

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Quattro Kush

Quattro Kush is Ethos Genetics' way of saying "you thought 2

THC 28-32%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Quattro Kush

Quattro Kush is basically OG Kush after it ate four other OG

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Certified Couch Gluer

Quattro Majic

Quattro Majic is Baby Zeus Genetics’ love letter to anyone w

THC 20-27%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Quattro Majic

Quattro Majic is MadCat’s love letter to everyone who thinks

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Quavo 11

Meet Quavo 11, the strain that treats your brain like a sees

THC 18%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

Quebec CBD 20:1

Canada’s love letter to functional stoners—Quebec CBD 20:1 p

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Quebec Cookies

Quebec Cookies is what happens when Canadian breeders decide

THC 18%

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⚖️ Proper Bilingual Hybrid

Quebec Cristal

Quebec Cristal is what happens when polite Canadian stoners

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Quebec Gold 2.0

Quebec Gold 2.0 is what happens when Canadian breeders stop

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Polite Canadian Hybrid

Quebec High CBD

The strain that says 'sorry' for couch-locking you while sim

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica

Quebec LSD

Forget the Beatles—this is the real Magical Mystery Tour, on

THC 20%

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🟣 Ultra-Indica Couch Magnet

Quebec Pluton

Named after a dwarf planet and grown by the Hash Hands wizar

THC 22%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Quebec Poutine

Digital Genetics basically took your munchies and weaponized

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Quebec Purple Bud

The strain that makes you apologize to your couch before mel

THC 18%

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👑 Balanced Hybrid Royalty

Queen

Meet the Queen: a hybrid dynasty that’s basically THC cospla

THC 18-24%

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⚔️ Hybrid With a Piracy License

Queen Anne's Revenge

Queen Anne's Revenge is what happens when BloodWreck and Spa

THC 18-22%

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⚓ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Queen Anne's Revenge

Named after Blackbeard's ship, this sativa from SubCool's Th

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Royal Couch-Lock

Queen Berry Kush

Meet the strain that turns you into a decorative throw pillo

THC 18%

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🟡 Autoflower Sativa

Queen Cheese Haze

Queen Cheese Haze is what happens when Night Owl Seeds decid

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica Royale

Queen Chem

Bow before the crown: Queen Chem drags classic Chem 91 into

THC 15-25%

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🌲 Sativa Royalty

Queen Dream

Queen Dream sounds like a drag brunch strain, but it’s actua

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Royal 50/50 Hybrid

Queen Harley

Queen Harley is the diplomatic monarch of weed: half indica

THC 20%

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👑🦛 Hybrid

Queen Hippo

Queen Hippo sounds like a Disney villain who ate the Jungle

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Queen LaKeefa

Meet the diva of dispensary shelves: Queen LaKeefa swears sh

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Queen Latifah

This strain doesn't just enter the room—it OWNS it. Queen La

THC 15-25%

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👑 Pure Sativa Royalty

Queen Mother

Meet the monarch who ghosted your couch-lock plans and dragg

THC 20%

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👑 Sativa Queen

Queen Mother Goji

Meet the bougie monarch of your stash jar: a Spanish sativa

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Queen Mother x SCBDx

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 18%

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⚫ Royal Couch-Lock Express

Queen of Diamonds

Queen of Diamonds is Twenty 20 Genetics’ answer to “how do w

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica Royalty

Queen Of Hearts

Queen of Hearts is Alphakronik’s velvet sledgehammer—an 80%

THC 18-25%