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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Magnet

Aurora Indica CBD

Imagine the original Aurora Indica went to therapy, found in

THC 5-9%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Aurora Lime

Aurora Lime is the strain equivalent of a citrus-scented chi

THC 18-24%

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🍈 Citrus-Hybrid Roulette

Aurora Lime 4

Sunshine Dream Genetics basically took a lime popsicle, dipp

THC 15-25%

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🌌 Autoflower Hybrid

Aurora Polaris

Think of Aurora Polaris as the cannabis equivalent of a reli

THC 14-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Aurora Polaris

Named after the northern lights because you'll be seeing sta

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Diesel

Aurora Sours

Aurora Sours is the strain equivalent of a 2003 Honda Civic—

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Aurora Sours

Imagine someone took the couch-lock gene and cranked it to 1

THC 18%

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🦘 Hybrid (Down Under Do-Si-Do)

Aussie Chew

Aussie Chew is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Aussie Chew by Turpene Time

Aussie Chew is the strain equivalent of a boomerang—comes ba

THC 27%

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⚡ Sativa-leaning Mystery Meat

Aussie Energy

Magic Spirit Seed Co. bottled the Outback sun and forgot to

THC 18-26%

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🦘 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Aussie Energy

Imagine if Crocodile Dundee bred weed instead of wrestling c

THC 18%

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🦘 Down-Under Daytime Rocket

Australia Mostly Sativa

Named like a geography textbook chapter, Australia Mostly Sa

THC 10-15%

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🇦🇺 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Australia Mostly Sativa

Bred by Original Strains for folks who think coffee is for c

THC 18%

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🦘 Sativa

Australia Sativa

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with a Vegem

THC 18-24%

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🦘 Pure Sativa

Australia Sativa

Imagine if a kangaroo drank 17 flat whites and decided to be

THC 18-23%

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🌿 Stealth Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis

The strain that proves Mother Nature has a sense of humor. A

THC 8%

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🥬 Stealth Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis

Australian Bastard Cannabis is the strain for people who wan

THC 15-25%

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🔍 Stealth Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis

ABC is the strain that looks like your mom’s spice rack got

THC 15-25%

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🦘 Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis

Named after the feral landraces that once outran actual cops

THC 18-24%

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🦘 Outback Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis

Imagine if Crocodile Dundee bred weed while drunk on Vegemit

THC 18%

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🦘 Sativa

Australian Bastard Cannabis Site

The strain that looks like your mom's rosemary bush but smel

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Haze Bomb

Australian Blue

Australian Blue is what happens when Amsterdam breeders trap

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Outback Rocket Fuel

Australian Blue

Australian Blue is what happens when Crocodile Dundee breeds

THC 18-22%

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🔵 CBD-forward Hybrid

Australian Blue CBD

Meet the strain that gets you *centered* instead of *obliter

THC 6-10%

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🦘 Mystery Meat Hybrid

Australian Boesi

Imagine a strain so underground it needs a flashlight and a

THC 15-25%

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🦘 Outback Couch-Lock Indica

Australian Boesi

Australian Boesi is the cannabis equivalent of putting shrim

THC 18-22%

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🔲 Hybrid (a.k.a. Schrödinger’s Couch-Lock)

Australian Dead Head

Connoisseur Genetics’ Australian Dead Head is the strain equ

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Australian Dead Head

This strain sounds like a Crocodile Dundee reboot gone right

THC 18%

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🦘 Sativa

Australian Haze

Australian Haze is what happens when Santa Cruz Haze takes a

THC 20%

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🦘 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Australian Outback

Connoisseur Genetics' boutique love-child that smells like a

THC 18-26%

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🟤 Rugged Indica

Australian Outback

This 18% THC indica is what happens when Crocodile Dundee de

THC 18%

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👑 Balanced Hybrid

Austrian Queen

Austrian Queen is what happens when a yodeling monarch gets

THC 15-25%

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👑 Balanced Hybrid Royalty

Austrian Queen

Meet Austrian Queen, the cannabis equivalent of a Renaissanc

THC 18-24%

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⚗️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Austrian Sour Flower

Imagine Sour Diesel went on a Sound-of-Music hike and came b

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Tri-Force Hybrid

Austrian Sour Flower

Imagine if a Vienna pastry chef got into a fistfight with a

THC 18%

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🔆 Alpine Sativa

Austrian Sunpower

Austrian Sunpower is what happens when Mozart gets into weed

THC 17-22%

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☀️ Euro-Dad Sativa

Austrian Sunpower

Imagine Red Bull grew on a tree in Vienna and decided to maj

THC 10-15%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Heavy Hybrid

Auto

Auto #1 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—tec

THC 16%

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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto #1

Auto #1 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fas

THC 10-12%

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🧀 Ruderalis-Cheese Hybrid

Auto 00 Cheese

Imagine the dankest cheddar you left in your gym bag—now mak

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto 00 Cheese

Imagine if Kraft Singles got a PhD in botany and decided to

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Autoflower

Auto 00 Kush

The Spanish breeders at 00 Seeds basically asked, “What if K

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Kush Hybrid

Auto 00 Kush

The strain that proves you can have your Kush cake and eat i

THC 20-22%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto 4:20 by Biohazard Seeds

Named after the one time of day no one remembers to water th

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto 710 Cheese

Imagine the original Cheese strain, but someone hit the "I'm

THC 10-12%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto 710 Cheese

The strain that proves you can teach old Cheese new tricks—A

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto 710 Diesel

Auto 710 Diesel is the cannabis equivalent of a street-legal

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Low-Octane Indica

Auto 710 Diesel

Meet the cannabis equivalent of diet soda: Auto 710 Diesel,

THC 5-10%