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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto 77 Days

Auto 77 Days is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto 77 Days

Auto 77 Days is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Auto Acid

Meet the ADHD love-child of Sour Diesel and a Russian time-t

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Acid

Auto Acid is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Affie

Meet Auto Affie, the indica that flowers faster than you can

THC 15-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Affie by Clone Onlys

Auto Affie is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Warming Indica

Auto Affy X Freezeland

Meet the strain that treats Canadian winters like a mild inc

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Affy X Freezeland

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Afghan

Auto Afghan is what happens when an old-school Afghan hashpl

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Afghan

Auto Afghan is basically your grandpa’s hash brick that lear

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express (Auto)

Auto Afghan

Meet Auto Afghan, the strain that turns 90 days into a round

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express (Auto Indica)

Auto Afghan Bullet

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner for your

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Afghan Bullet

Like the Taliban of terpenes, Auto Afghan Bullet storms your

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Afghan Kush

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket with whee

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Afghan Kush by Mudro Seeds

Auto Afghan Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Auto Afghan Mass

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a German commuter train: alw

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Afghan Mass

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that some

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Afghan Mass XXL

Meet Auto Afghan Mass XXL: the strain that sounds like a cle

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Afghan Mass XXL

Meet the couch-lock camry of cannabis: Auto Afghan Mass XXL.

THC 15-22%
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⚙️ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Afghan Skunk

The Toyota Corolla of weed: reliable, compact, and nobody wi

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Autoflower

Auto Afghan Skunk

Imagine if a hash brick and a skunk had a baby, then that ba

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Afghan Skunk

The strain that turns impatient growers into instant botanis

THC 15-25%
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🔶 Ruderalis-Infused Couchlock Express

Auto Afghani

Think of it as Afghani’s little cousin who learned time-mana

THC 19%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Autoflower

Auto Afghani

Auto Afghani is what happens when an ancient Afghan landrace

THC 16-20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-In-Disguise Hybrid

Auto African Honey

Auto African Honey is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 17-22%
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🍯 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto African Honey

The lazy stoner’s dream: a strain that flowers faster than y

THC 15%
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⚡ Speed-Racer Hybrid

Auto AK

AK-47’s little cousin who learned to hustle: Auto AK flowers

THC 14-20%
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⚡ Auto-Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Auto AK

Meet Auto AK, the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-vodka at

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto AK

Meet the plant equivalent of a Red Bull: Auto AK by Female S

THC 16-21%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto AK

AK-47 finally learned to set its own alarm clock. Auto AK is

THC 20%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto AK

Auto AK is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—tec

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Auto AK

AK-47's hyperactive cousin that flowers on autopilot because

THC 16%
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🟢 Auto Sativa

Auto AK

This is basically AK-47's impatient little cousin who skippe

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto AK

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto AK

Auto AK is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner tha

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Speedball

Auto AK 107

Auto AK 107 is basically AK-47’s little cousin who learned t

THC 15-21%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Ak 2 by Semyanich

AK-47’s speed-running cousin who skipped leg day but maxed o

THC 23-24%
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🔫 Compact Assault Hybrid

Auto AK 47

Meet the pint-sized powerhouse that’s basically AK-47 on a t

THC 16-20%
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🔫 Compact Hybrid

Auto AK 47

AK-47’s little cousin who skipped leg day but still shows up

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid (AK-47 Lite)

Auto AK 77V

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a decaf latte: Auto AK 77V—A

THC 8-12%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Auto AK 77V

AK-47 got tired of waiting and learned to flower on its own

THC 15%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto AK by GBS

AK-47's ADHD little cousin who discovered espresso shots. Au

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Fast-Finish Hybrid

Auto Ak by Semyanich

AK-47’s speed-running cousin who skipped leg day but still b

THC 17-21%
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⚫ Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto AK Gummy Gun

Imagine AK-47 got freaky with a pack of Haribo, then went to

THC 20%
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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto AK Gummy Gun

Imagine AK-47 got drunk at a candy store and knocked up a Ru

THC 18%
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🚀 Cosmic Couch-Lock Hybrid

Auto AK Mir

Auto AK Mir is the strain for stoners who want AK-47 vibes b

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto AK Mir

AK’s hyperactive cousin who discovered autoflower steroids.

THC 18%
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🟢 Autoflower Sativa

Auto AK Triple Haze

Meet the espresso shot of autoflowers: Auto AK Triple Haze.

THC 20%

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