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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

SFV OG

The strain that makes you cancel plans you didn’t even have.

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

SFV OG Bx2

707 Seed Bank took SFV OG, back-crossed it twice, and someho

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SFV OG Bx5

Meet the strain that makes your couch feel like it’s hugging

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Chill Indica with Training Wheels

SFV OG CBD

Remember when SFV OG used to punch you in the brain and leav

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SFV OG Kush

SFV OG Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

SFV OG Kush

Meet the strain that makes your sofa feel like a tempurpedic

THC 14%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid That’ll Make You Cancel Plans

SFV OG Kush BX2

The Cali Connection’s second stab at SFV OG is basically the

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

SFV OG Pre-Roll

The San Fernando Valley’s gift to lazy Sundays: a pine-fuel

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Comrade

SFV OG x Pre Soviet Afghan

This strain is what happens when a San Fernando Valley hype

THC 17-22%
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🔥 Sativa-Dominant

SFV on Fire

SFV on Fire is what happens when OG Kush and SFV OG Kush hav

THC 20%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

SFV Rift

SFV Rift is the lovechild of a yoga instructor and a couch t

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Heavy Indica

SFV x TK

If OG Kush and Triangle Kush had a baby in a Jiffy Lube, thi

THC 20-27%
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🔮 70% Indica-Heavy Hybrid

SFV x TK x Gator Breath by Jungle Boys

Imagine if a Florida alligator ate a Kush nug and burped ter

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

SFZ

SFZ is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a lul

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid (Bonkers x Gary Poppins)

Sha Boink

Sha Boink is what happens when Exotic Genetix lets Bonkers a

THC 25-28%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Shabba Love

Shabba Love is Lineage Genetics' attempt at bottling a Red B

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Shack F3

Shack F3 is what happens when Dutch breeders lock themselves

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Move

Shackzilla

Shackzilla is what happens when Sannie's Seeds decides your

THC 20%
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⚫️ Extra-Goth Indica

Shadow Biscuit

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got possessed by a stoner demon a

THC 22-28%
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🥊 Pure Sativa

Shadow Boxin

Shadow Boxin' is the strain that’ll make you shadowbox your

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Shadow Gazer

The strain that stares back. Shadow Gazer is Truleaf's attem

THC 18%
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🔶 Straight Sativa (No Couch Attached)

Shadow Master

Meet Shadow Master, SnowHigh Seeds' 18% THC love letter to a

THC 18%
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⚫️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Shadow OG

Shadow OG is Elev8 Seeds' attempt to Frankenstein every cann

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Shadowdancer

Meet Shadowdancer, the sativa that'll have you pirouetting t

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Shadowfruit

After five years and 10,000 plants, The Agrarian Society pro

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica

Shadows And Light

Shadows And Light is the strain equivalent of binge-watching

THC 20%
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🔴 Knock-Out Indica

Shady Apple

Shady Apple is the strain that shows up to the party in a tr

THC 32%
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🍏 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Shady Apples

Shady Apples is the strain your dealer swears is "straight f

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Shady Apples

Shady Apples is the cannabis equivalent of that sketchy farm

THC 19-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Can

Shady Apples Automatic

Zamnesia’s love child of ruderalis hustle and indica muscle.

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Shady Grove

Shady Grove is what happens when Colorado nerds decide bedti

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica

Shady Ice

Imagine a snowman who owes you money—that’s Shady Ice. This

THC 20%
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🤫 Mystery Hybrid (a.k.a. Who's Your Daddy?)

Shady Lady

Shady Lady is the cannabis equivalent of that hot person at

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Shady Lady by Lit Farms

Meet Shady Lady: the strain that sneaks up like a DM from yo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Shady Meringue V2

Your Highness dropped a V2 that sounds like a rejected desse

THC 18-23%
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🍑 Hybrid

Shady Peaches

Shady Peaches is the strain equivalent of that friend who sa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Shaggy Snacks

Shaggy Snacks is what happens when a stoner breeder binge-wa

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Shagzilla

Meet Shagzilla, the boutique indica that looks like it was r

THC 18-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Shakedown

Meet Shakedown, the indica that politely robs you of motivat

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Shaman

Meet Shaman—Dutch Passion’s attempt to turn a rave into a pl

THC 18%
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🔮 Hybrid

Shaman

Meet Shaman, the strain that looks like it raided Prince's w

THC 18%
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🔮 Sativa-Leaning Dutch Hybrid

Shaman

Meet Shaman, the strain that dresses like a goth grape but t

THC 13-18%
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🟣 Indica (But Pretends to Be Balanced)

Shaman Buu

Shaman Buu is the strain that swears it’s balanced while loc

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock OG

Shaman OG

Shaman Genetics basically weaponized OG genetics and then gi

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Shaman's High

Meet the strain that sounds like your hippie uncle's weekend

THC 18-22%
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🔺 Sativa

Shaman's High 2

Shaman's High 2 is De Sjamaan's attempt to bottle ‘spiritual

THC 18%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Sorcery

Shamanic Haze

Meet Shamanic Haze, the strain that convinced your yoga inst

THC 20-30%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Shambhala Kush

Shambhala Kush is the spiritual lullaby your overworked nerv

THC 18-24%

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