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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Roulette

Seven D Eight

Seven D Eight is what happens when scientists get high on th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Seven D Five

South Bay Genetics spent 15 generations breeding this hybrid

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Seven D Nine

South Bay Genetics spent 20 years breeding the Goldilocks of

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Seven D One

Seven D One is the Switzerland of strains—so diplomatically

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Seven D Seven

Seven D Seven is South Bay Genetics’ polite little 18% THC h

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Seven D Six

Imagine if your dad's college stash got a STEM degree—Seven

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Seven D Three

Seven D Three is South Bay Genetics' attempt at making a str

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Seven D Two

Imagine if a clementine and a pine cone had a torrid affair

THC 20-25%
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👽 Purebred Couch Magnet

Seven Ghost

Seven Ghost is basically the cannabis equivalent of a weight

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Limited-Edition Sativa

Seven Of Nine

Seven Of Nine is DJ Short’s latest attempt to turn your brai

THC 15-25%
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🔄 Balanced Hybrid

Seven Sept

Seven Sept is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor who

THC 18%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Seven Stars

Compound Genetics took a time machine to the early 2010s and

THC 18-22%
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🌌 Cosmic Hybrid

Seven Stars X Star Pupil

Imagine if Neil deGrasse Tyson bred weed while humming Grate

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

Seventh Dimension

Seventh Dimension is what happens when Gage Green Genetics d

THC 20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Seventh Heaven

Meet Seventh Heaven: the strain that makes your brain run a

THC 18%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Sewer Gas

Named like a bio-weapon and bred by scientists with a sense

THC 18%
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💣 Balanced Hybrid

Sex Grenade

Named like a bad Tinder bio, Sex Grenade is Nerds Genetics'

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica

Sex Grenade

Sex Grenade sounds like something you'd find in a spy’s unde

THC 22-28%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid

Sex Melon

Sex Melon sounds like a rejected adult toy, but it's actuall

THC 20%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Sex On The Beach

Named after the cocktail you’ll need once it hits, this Lit

THC 20-28%
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🍹50/50 Beach Bod Hybrid

Sex On The Beach

The only vacation your broke ass can afford this year. Seeds

THC 18-24%
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🟣 70% Indica Couch-Lock Machine

Sex Panther

Named after the cologne that works 60% of the time, every ti

THC 22%
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⚫ Indica (60/40)

Sex Panther

Named after a cologne that supposedly works 60% of the time

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Sex Panther

Named after the cologne that’s «illegal in nine countries,»

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Legally Under .3% Delta-9)

Sex Panther THCA

Named after the Anchorman cologne that works 60% of the time

THC 15-25%
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🟣 80% Indica Punk Riot

Sex Pistol

Riot Seeds’ Sex Pistol is the cannabis equivalent of a mohaw

THC 18%
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🤖 Balanced Hybrid

Sex Robot

Sex Robot is The Bakery Genetics' attempt to build the perfe

THC 18-28%
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🟣 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Sex Tape

Named like a leaked celebrity scandal, Sex Tape is the stick

THC 20%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Sex Wax

Holy Smoke Seeds’ Sex Wax is the love child of 500 plants an

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica (Named After the Activity You'll Probably Skip)

Sexbud

Meet Sexbud, the strain whose name promises passion but deli

THC 18-22%
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🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Sexual Chocolate

Imagine if Willy Wonka got freaky in a grow room and named t

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Indica (18% THC)

Sexy Girl

Sexy Girl sounds like your Tinder date’s screen name, but th

THC 18%
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🔵 Blueberry-Forward Hybrid

Seychelle Blue

Imagine Blueberry went on a tropical vacation, got tipsy on

THC 18-24%
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🤹‍♂️ Hybrid

Señor Mints

Señor Mints is what happens when a candy cane goes to colleg

THC 18-24%
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🍍 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Señor Piña by UKHTA 420

Imagine your brain doing cartwheels through a tropical smoot

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Señor Piña x Fruit Gum

Imagine Willy Wonka and a Tiki bar had a baby, then sprinkle

THC 18-26%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

SF-Z

SF-Z is what happens when West Coast OG Kush and Zkittlez ha

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

SFG by Twenty 20 Genetics

SFG is what happens when breeders spend half a decade and 20

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

SFV #1

SFV #1 is the strain equivalent of triple espresso mixed wit

THC 18%
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🔵 Couchlock Express

SFV Belts

Imagine OG Kush and a bag of Skittles had a one-night stand

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

SFV Burnt Rubber

Imagine huffing a new Goodyear while simultaneously being hu

THC 18%
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🌙 Couch-Locked Hybrid

SFV Cookies

SFV Cookies is what happens when OG Kush and Girl Scout Cook

THC 20-27%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

SFV Express Oz

Think of SFV Express Oz as the bullet train to Snoozeville—b

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Hybrid Hand-Grenade

SFV Haze

SFV Haze is the cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso sho

THC 30-38%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

SFV Kush

SFV Kush is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanket s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis Rascal (Auto Hybrid)

SFV Kush Autoflowering

SFV Kush Auto is the strain for growers who treat light sche

THC 21%
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⚫ Couch-Locked Indica

SFV OG

AKA San Fernando Valley OG—because nothing says "I live in t

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

SFV OG

SFV OG is basically LA traffic in weed form—diesel fumes, ci

THC 18%

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